President Barack Obama opened up the first federal attack on bullying in schools by convening a press conference and stating unequivocally, "I don't care how many times you see me kissing Michelle's shoes, I do it willingly. It's not because of bull...
In an effort to make Americans conserve gasoline in this latest oil crisis, President Barack Obama has signed an emergency bill lowering the national speed limit a full 10 miles per hour, from 55 to 45. In addition, the President is asking the Depart...
Unable to come up with sufficient funds to fight the drug war that is spilling over the Mexican border into Texas, Obama says he is finally willing to take Texas Governor Rick Perry up on his threat to secede from the union. Said Obama, "We've con...
The frustration is palpable now whenever Mike Huckabee is asked whether he really believes President Obama grew up in Kenya. While Huckabee originally retracted the statement saying he meant to say Indonesia, those closest to him say that he is uncom...
In his most strongly worded statement yet on the turmoil in North Africa president Obama made the position of the United States very clear today in a speech from the oval office to the press. The United States has finally come to terms with this situation and cannot sit idly by while so many innocent people suffer. We cannot continue to put up with More and More Grafitti. People have started...
Rachel Maddow of MSNBC reported that her sources in the Justice Department heard that Attorney General Eric Holder was ordered by President Obama to prosecute "What Me Worry" Alfred E Newman for impersonating the President. Although Newman's fac...
Washington - President Obama announced today that the nation's financial woes are over. The deficit, trade imbalance, and national debt have been resolved. Not only are they gone, but the country is about to enjoy prosperity unheard of in the history of man. The press corps took a few moments to take in this information. The first cautious hand was raised by Charlie Dogooder, of the left of ce...
President Barack Obama has sent word that, as a compromise to the Republicans, he will show 'good faith' and agree to dump his beer conferences from the national budget. "That will save nearly half a million dollars but you will have to deal with...
Like Marie Antoinette, Barack Obama showed his disdain for the plight of the common man today by dismissing any thought he might have of making the USA less vulnerable to rising oil prices by opening up drilling in Alaska and in the Gulf. When ask...
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - President Barack Obama was in town speaking before a convention of Michigan's laid off auto workers. The president informed those in attendance that he was going to try to do his best to try to get the American people to go o...
The Knesset on Friday expressed regret at US plans to build new homes before considering a freeze, calling the move counter-productive to efforts to launch immigration reform and land return negotiations. Knesset spokesman Giora Pordes spoke after s...
Just back from a quick workout with Labron James and Michael Jorden on his private basketball court, President Obama felt good about himself after ramming down dunks over his helpless opponents. Their mouths agape, they watched in awe as he hung...
Washington - Amid accusations that President Obama is not doing enough to support the democratic revolution in Libya, the President announced that Moammar Gadhafi's name is to be taken off the official White House Christmas card list. "I wish to send...
Las Vegas NV: Multi Tasking, Orange Computer's CEO, made an announcement today at the Western Electronics Show about his start-up company's first product called the O-Phone. The hand held O-Phone was developed using some of President Obama's stimulus...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Under Presidental Decree, Obama has passed the Metricfication Act, which will turn all road signs, labels and such into their equivalent metric units. The act puts nearly $500mn aside for a consumer awareness drive, and the repl...
Barack Obama has offered Colonel Gaddafi land on Straten Island in the Arthur Kills section where he can pitch his tents to house his retinue of slaves, call girls and one of the world's largest stashes of cocaine. Formerly a landfill area contain...
Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...
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