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Funny story: Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Search for Madeleine Continues as New Photofit released

Gerry McCann went back to work as a cardiologist at Glenfield Hospital in Leicester, England this week. Looking sexy ater his boob job, he said that he and his wife Kate had done as much as they could in the search f...

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Funny story: Satirist King David arrested for watering plants

Satirist King David arrested for watering plants

Satirist and imponderable soap box washer, King David reported himself arrested today while watering his plants (not pants). The 44-year-old character assassin said that he was standing in his front yard watering a lowly crocus when Durham police spo...

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Funny story: Comet 17P/Holmes For Sale on Ebay

Comet 17P/Holmes For Sale on Ebay

Pasadena, California (IP) - Comet 17P/Holmes is on sale on Ebay and the starting price is $19.95. The seller is Dr. Holmes who discovered the comet.

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Funny story: Comet 17P/Holmes Puts on Spectacular Show

Comet 17P/Holmes Puts on Spectacular Show

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Comet 17P/Holmes has been putting on a spectacular show. The comet is currently located in Perseus in the northeast sky at night and is shinning at about 3rd magnitude.

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Funny story: 'For a few Escudos More' - Sir Ian Blair recruited by Portuguese Police

'For a few Escudos More' - Sir Ian Blair recruited by Portuguese Police

Britain's top cop, Sir Ian Blair, second cousin to Lionel Blair, danced with joy today (Joy is his wife) as he has been approached by the Portuguese Police with a possible employment opportunity.

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Funny story: US to use "terracotta" diplomats for service in Iraq?

US to use "terracotta" diplomats for service in Iraq?

After the state department emailed 250 diplomats and told them that they may be asked to fill over 50 positions in Iraq next year, outrage was sparked in those individuals that received the mail.

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Funny story: SHOCK as Graham Norton admits that he is a Homophobe!

SHOCK as Graham Norton admits that he is a Homophobe!

The entertainment world is shocked as Graham Norton, today confessed that although he is outwardly gay; he is in fact a rabid homophobe.

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Funny story: President vetoes support of a terracotta navy

President vetoes support of a terracotta navy

The president vetoed support of a terracotta navy today as congress tries to find solutions for an overstretched army. Originally, congress proposed to send navy servicemen into the army to fill the gaps left by declining numbers in that branch of se...

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Funny story: Barbara Streisand Denies She's Had Plastic Surgery

Barbara Streisand Denies She's Had Plastic Surgery

The massive diva Babs Streiand has firmly denied she has ever been near a sharp scalpel, let alone laid down legs akimbo on a surgeons table.

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Funny story: Asstronaut blows hole in international space station; beans blamed

Asstronaut blows hole in international space station; beans blamed

An American asstronaut blew a hole in one of the international space station's East, West, South, North facing walls last night as he got up to go to the bathroom. The incident happened around midnight as Discovery crew member, Colonel David Bowi...

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Funny story: Bush Denies Monkey Business

Bush Denies Monkey Business

President Bush has furiously denied that a monkey features in his family tree: 'This is crap - my great, great grand daddy was NOT a chimp! We had doves in our family tree!'...

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Funny story: Microsoft's Bill Gates Purchases US Treasury

Microsoft's Bill Gates Purchases US Treasury

ISWIRE News - After long discussions among administration officials on how to reinstate the US Dollar as the official world reserve currency, all hope was just about lost until Henry Paulson Jr, Secretary of the Treasury, remembered a suggestion mad...

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Funny story: Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Carol Vorderman Doesn't Throw Her Clothes Away Very Often

Carol Vorderman, the 'letters girl' from the crap TV game show Countdown, made history yesterday when, for the 25th Anniversary of the show, she wore the same pair of brown suedette trousers...

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Funny story: Bush employs terracotta army to join US forces in Iraq

Bush employs terracotta army to join US forces in Iraq

With 50% enlistment down amongst African American and Hispanic recruits, it was reported today that President Bust would be sending in terracotta soldiers to fill in for the desperately needed men to fight his war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Roger Federer to Play 2008 Wearing 5 to 10 Pounds of Ankle Weights On Each Leg!

Switzerland - In a rare interview from Roger Federer's home in Switzerland, the world Number 1 tennis player has an interesting proposition to the rest of the world's ATP players. "I'm sick of winning so easily," said Roger, &qu...

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Funny story: U.S. Doctors Separate Conjoined Twin Pygmy Elephants

U.S. Doctors Separate Conjoined Twin Pygmy Elephants

San Diego Wild Animal Park - Two California doctors worked feverishly over the weekend to separate a pair of critically endangered Borneo Elephants that were born as conjoined twins.

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Funny story: The Queen Is Pregnant!

The Queen Is Pregnant!

Buckingham Palace has denied rumours that the Queen is pregnant by issuing the following official statement directly from the Queen yourself:...

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