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Funny story: Villa Players Disciplined After Spa Incident

Villa Players Disciplined After Spa Incident

Two of Premiership outfit Aston Villa's senior players have been disciplined following an incident at a team bonding day at a health spa last week. Manager Gerard Houllier confirmed that "firm and punitive" action had been taken against centre hal...

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Funny story: Fulham boss Al Fayed to erect a life-size statue of Wacko Jacko outside the ground with his nose!

Fulham boss Al Fayed to erect a life-size statue of Wacko Jacko outside the ground with his nose!

Fulham boss and ex-Harrods boss, Mohamed Al Fayed, has promised his Fulham fans a brand new attraction at the ageing stadium, Craven Cottage. It's a life-size of the very dead ex-super-pop-star and dear friend of Mohamed, Michael Jackson. Also, Wa...

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Funny story: Richard Keys does not understand Women, Men, Football, the whole world

Richard Keys does not understand Women, Men, Football, the whole world

Thinking Woman's sexist Richard Keys has admitted in a frank interview with Fuchsia Magazine that he does not really get the world. The self pitying Football Pundit, away from the protection of Andy Gray cut a figure unsure of his place in the wo...

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Funny story: Caputo on Holiday in Rio

Caputo on Holiday in Rio

England manager Fabulous Caputo has bee seen on his holidays in Rio de Janeiro. Despite the England match coming up shortly he felt like a break and thought Rio was the best place to go. But Fabuloso had a terrible headache whilst sitting on the b...

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Funny story: Customer Care In Scottish Football "Awful"

Customer Care In Scottish Football "Awful"

The Scottish Football Supporters Federation has just completed a report on customer care standards and its a damning indictment on the shoddy way clubs still treat their fans. Each club's performance was rated 0 - 5 on the following - catering, pa...

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Funny story: Footy star mugged by Brit bimbo after he pinched her bum!

Footy star mugged by Brit bimbo after he pinched her bum!

England's super-sprinter-soccer-star, Aaron lennon, who earns much money playing for the Spurs went a "sprint" too far in a London night-club. Lennon, thinking that all Brit Bimbo's love soccer stars, especially their money and fast cars, was rela...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole spoke with a reporter for USA DAYBREAK from the swimming pool of her boyfriend Derek Hough's Hollywood Hills mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha. She remarked that she is quite upset at the recent incident that her ex-husband...

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Funny story: Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

It's just been confirmed that Manchester giants, Manchester United and Manchester City are to slug it out in a head to head at Wembley in the FA Cup Semi-Final. City confirmed the news after a 1-0 victory over Reading, courtesy of A Micah Richards...

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Funny story: David Beckham reveals that Victoria is expecting a girl

David Beckham reveals that Victoria is expecting a girl

David Beckham and Victoria are 'over the moon' to be expecting a little baby girl. They already have 3 boys and David has apparently given an interview in which he said, "I am over the moon. A daughter. This is so exciting. I can't wait to tak...

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Funny story: Political Correctness in Football - Chapter 253

Political Correctness in Football - Chapter 253

Continuing our look at the ever increasing world of political correctness and the many ways in which accepted soccer speak breaks the rules. First in the frame this week is one of the many entertaining but nonetheless highly controversial modern phrases known as Ron Atkoisms. "The winger beat him for fun" One of the classic expressions to issue forth from Big Ron's vocal chords, harmless...

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Funny story: Dundee United Fans Must Prepare For Exodus Next Season

Dundee United Fans Must Prepare For Exodus Next Season

Fans of Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been warned to prepare for seeing "Exodus" and other epic films at Tannadice next season. Film buff and chairman Steven Thompson is scrapping the traditional pre match and half time playing...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

Manchester United's Chicharito Goes Fishing Up In Wales and Returns With A 70-Pound Goldfish

MANCHESTER - It has not been a good week for the Red Devils of Manchester United as Sir Alex Ferguson's team lost to rivals Chelsea and Liverpool. The team from Manchester managed to score only one goal in each of the two games. One of the sta...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez is not ugly, he claims!

Carlos Tevez is not ugly, he claims!

Man City's Argentinian super-star is suing an Argentinian TV show for calling him ugly (what? never!). It seems this particular cartoon show is massively popular in his homeland and keeps on jibing him about his looks? "Enough is enough," claimed...

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Funny story: Moyes Wins Romantic Novel Award

Moyes Wins Romantic Novel Award

Everton boss David Moyes is the surprise winner of the Romantic Novel of The Year for his first submission "Musings On Merseyside". The ginger haired Glaswegian, widely regarded as one of the best homegrown bosses in the country, was praised for h...

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Funny story: Local Man In Buoyant Mood As City And The Scousers Crash In Europa League

Local Man In Buoyant Mood As City And The Scousers Crash In Europa League

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was reported to be happy again, for the first time since early on Sunday as both Liverpool AND Manchester Sh-sorry City were beaten away from home home in their respective Europa League first round ties. Observers sa...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez Lodges Transfer Request Following Brutal Slaughter Of Beloved Pet Goldfish

Carlos Tevez Lodges Transfer Request Following Brutal Slaughter Of Beloved Pet Goldfish

Manchester City's Argentinian striker, the much traveled Carlos Tevez today once again announced that he is all set to leave the nouveau-riche Manchester club, and the city to which he once extended a welcome to visitors by way of a big billboard.

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Funny story: Heroic Spurs Keeper Gomes Dedicates 0-0 Victory Over Milan To Pet Goldfish

Heroic Spurs Keeper Gomes Dedicates 0-0 Victory Over Milan To Pet Goldfish

In the midst of a jubilant celebration at White Hart Lane tonight, as supporters taunted North London rivals Arsenal because Spurs qualified for the last eight of the Champions League and Arsenal didn't, one Spurs player was enjoying a quiet moment o...

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