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Funny story: Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic midfielder Joe Ledley fears he has become the victim of a an injury curse that affects any player called Ledley. The 24 year old Welshman injured a hamstring in the Old Firm clash at the weekend and will be out of action for the rest of the...

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Funny story: Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Hot on the heels of his stunning performance in the 2-0 defeat of Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, Lionel Messi has shocked the world of soccer by announcing that he would like to leave the mighty Bareclona and play for one of the Old Firm clubs. The...

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Funny story: Mourinho To Set Up Real Madrid v Schalke 'Alternative' Champions League Final

Mourinho To Set Up Real Madrid v Schalke 'Alternative' Champions League Final

If things don't go their way in next week's CL semi-final second leg ties, it is thought that Jose Mourinho will arrange for an alternative Champions League final tie, between Real Madrid and Schalke 04 at Bolton Wanderers' Reebok Stadium. It is b...

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Funny story: Fergie Celebrates United Win Over Schalke With Fish Pedicure

Fergie Celebrates United Win Over Schalke With Fish Pedicure

Following Manchester United's impressive Champions League semi-final demolition of Schalke 04 in Gelsenkirchen, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson decided to celebrate in a most unorthodox manner. Goals from silky footed veteran, Ryan Giggs, and Wayne...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, who scored his first goal in a Blues shirt in the 3-0 win over West Ham last weekend, is to be allowed to stage a re-enactment of the goal at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday. Torres...

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Funny story: Wolverhampton Wanderers Manager Mick McCarthy May Lose Council House If Wolves Are Relegated

Wolverhampton Wanderers Manager Mick McCarthy May Lose Council House If Wolves Are Relegated

The nipsy of Mick McCarthy, the Wolverhampton Wanderers manager, was twitching this morning after it was revealed that, should the Premier League club be relegated to the Championship at the end of the season, then the Yorkshireman may face losing hi...

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Funny story: Avram Grant Is A Right Old Tramp!

Avram Grant Is A Right Old Tramp!

Beleaguered West Ham United manager Avram Grant, has been dubbed 'a right old tramp' by the club's long-suffering fans, who have had to put up with the Israeli's hangdog expression and dour personality all season long. And some fans have even foun...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking Campaign

Manchester United's Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking Campaign

United's England star strike, Wayne Rooney, will face some unusual tactics in the European Championship quarter final tonight. It has emerged that FC Scalke 04 players plan to wink at him throughout the match in an effort to put him off his game.

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Funny story: Fernando Torres To Leave Chelsea For Barcelona In Summer

Fernando Torres To Leave Chelsea For Barcelona In Summer

Fernando Torres, the Chelsea striker who scored his first goal for the club in the 3-0 win over West Ham at the weekend, has indicated that he may leave Chelsea for Barcelona in the summer. Torres, 27, endured 903 minutes of football before he fin...

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Funny story: West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

The 3-0 defeat at the hands of fellow Londoners Chelsea has seen West Ham boss Avram Grant virtually concede that his club is a dead cert to be relegated. Losing so heavily at this time of the season is always hard to take, a world weary Grant com...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Wary Over Schalke 04 Semi-Final Threat

Manchester United Boss Sir Alex Ferguson Wary Over Schalke 04 Semi-Final Threat

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has told reporters that he is wary over the threat posed by German side Schalke 04 ahead of the Champions League semi-final first leg clash tonight. Said the Scot: "Aye, it's going to be a tricky one.

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Funny story: Dunfermline Mascot Condemned After Stunt

Dunfermline Mascot Condemned After Stunt

Scottish First Division club Dunfermline Athletic have been slammed after their mascot "Sammy The Tammy" took to the field dressed as a tank and appeared to aim at rival fans before the top of the table clash at East End Park last Saturday. Former...

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Funny story: City Gun For Champions League Berth - Nobody Notices

City Gun For Champions League Berth - Nobody Notices

Manchester City made a clear declaration of intent last night as they went walkabout in the darkest wilds of Blackburn, beating aside all manner of attacks from woolly backed, flat cap and muffler wearing ferret toting Blackburnianites. It was just a football match. Nobody really bothered to tune in to Sky Sports to watch it because it clashed with Corrie and Ade Edmondson messing about with...

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Funny story: Fernando Torres Dedicates First Goal To Prince William And Kate Middleton Ahead Of Royal Wedding

Fernando Torres Dedicates First Goal To Prince William And Kate Middleton Ahead Of Royal Wedding

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres is in wonderland after scoring his first goal for the club in the 3-0 victory over West Ham at the weekend, and has dedicated the goal to Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton ahead of Friday's Royal Weddin...

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Funny story: Wenger Charged With Bringing Game Into Disrepute

Wenger Charged With Bringing Game Into Disrepute

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been charged by the English Football Association with bringing the game into disrepute after the 2-1 defeat at the hands of Bolton Wanderers. The result, which almost certainly ended the London club's chances of o...

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Funny story: Shearer Stays Tight Lipped On Rumours

Shearer Stays Tight Lipped On Rumours

BBC Football pundit Alan Shearer is remaining tight lipped about rumours linking him with ITV sports presenter Gabby Logan. The former Newcastle United and England centre forward issued a "no comment" when approached by journalists outside the BBC...

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Funny story: Rangers Maul Celtic 0-0 To Close In On Runner-Up Spot

Rangers Maul Celtic 0-0 To Close In On Runner-Up Spot

Brotherly love was a commodity in distinctly short supply at Ibrox today, as Rangers hosted arch rivals Celtic in a typical Auld Firm blood and thunder, no quarter given or expected, encounter. The final meeting of the Glasgow giants this season.

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