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Funny story: Obama to visit Rio

Obama to visit Rio

President Obama is to pay a visit to Former England captain Rio Ferdinand,so he can get a first hand account of the conflict between Rio and Fabio Capello, the England manager. 'Before we have a UN resolution on this matter' Obama announced 'I wan...

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Funny story: President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

President Obama's "Health Care" Program To Be Extended To Include Kenya

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has personally invited three of the most popular young performers in America to attend a St. Patrick's Day Barbecue to take place on the White House lawn. The president said that he was thrilled and honored to be paying tribute to the fine people of Irish descent by inviting Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to the White House. When the president...

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Funny story: Young Obama Told He Would Never Amount To A Hill Of Beans Unless He Learned To Cheat Better

Young Obama Told He Would Never Amount To A Hill Of Beans Unless He Learned To Cheat Better

Last week Barack Obama said that he too had been bullied in school, mainly because his ears were bigger than anyone's. This week he went even further, saying that one of his high school teachers took him aside one day and told him that, "He just did...

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Funny story: Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Cameron Stands Tall Against Quaddaffy, Begs Sarkozy to Lend Britain Some Planes to Enforce No Fly Zone!

Following quickly in the steps of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy, "GI" Dave Cameron was quick to jump into the fray ahead of US President Obama, begging France to reopen 'Lend Lease' in order to "borrow" some planes to enforce Britain's ambitiou...

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Funny story: Obama and Khadaffi have different ideas about bullying

Obama and Khadaffi have different ideas about bullying

President Barack Obama opened up the first federal attack on bullying in schools by convening a press conference and stating unequivocally, "I don't care how many times you see me kissing Michelle's shoes, I do it willingly. It's not because of bull...

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Funny story: Obama Lowers National Speed Limit to 45 MPH, Adds Speed Bumps to Freeways

Obama Lowers National Speed Limit to 45 MPH, Adds Speed Bumps to Freeways

In an effort to make Americans conserve gasoline in this latest oil crisis, President Barack Obama has signed an emergency bill lowering the national speed limit a full 10 miles per hour, from 55 to 45. In addition, the President is asking the Depart...

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Funny story: President Obama Begs Texas Governor to Secede from the Union

President Obama Begs Texas Governor to Secede from the Union

Unable to come up with sufficient funds to fight the drug war that is spilling over the Mexican border into Texas, Obama says he is finally willing to take Texas Governor Rick Perry up on his threat to secede from the union. Said Obama, "We've con...

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Funny story: Mike Huckabee Finally Proves President Obama is Black and Muslim

Mike Huckabee Finally Proves President Obama is Black and Muslim

The frustration is palpable now whenever Mike Huckabee is asked whether he really believes President Obama grew up in Kenya. While Huckabee originally retracted the statement saying he meant to say Indonesia, those closest to him say that he is uncom...

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Funny story: Obama Denounces Libyan Leadership

Obama Denounces Libyan Leadership

In his most strongly worded statement yet on the turmoil in North Africa president Obama made the position of the United States very clear today in a speech from the oval office to the press. The United States has finally come to terms with this situation and cannot sit idly by while so many innocent people suffer. We cannot continue to put up with More and More Grafitti. People have started...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Justice Dept To Prosecute Alfred E Newman For False Impersonation

Obama Orders Justice Dept To Prosecute Alfred E Newman For False Impersonation

Rachel Maddow of MSNBC reported that her sources in the Justice Department heard that Attorney General Eric Holder was ordered by President Obama to prosecute "What Me Worry" Alfred E Newman for impersonating the President. Although Newman's fac...

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Funny story: US Debt Disappears! China and Saudi Arabia Missing!

US Debt Disappears! China and Saudi Arabia Missing!

Washington - President Obama announced today that the nation's financial woes are over. The deficit, trade imbalance, and national debt have been resolved. Not only are they gone, but the country is about to enjoy prosperity unheard of in the history of man. The press corps took a few moments to take in this information. The first cautious hand was raised by Charlie Dogooder, of the left of ce...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells GOP He's Prepared to Cut Beer Conferences & Free Hemorrhoid Cream From National Budget

President Obama Tells GOP He's Prepared to Cut Beer Conferences & Free Hemorrhoid Cream From National Budget

President Barack Obama has sent word that, as a compromise to the Republicans, he will show 'good faith' and agree to dump his beer conferences from the national budget. "That will save nearly half a million dollars but you will have to deal with...

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Funny story: Gas $4.00 In California: Obama Sez "Qu'ils mangent de la pond scum"

Gas $4.00 In California: Obama Sez "Qu'ils mangent de la pond scum"

Like Marie Antoinette, Barack Obama showed his disdain for the plight of the common man today by dismissing any thought he might have of making the USA less vulnerable to rising oil prices by opening up drilling in Alaska and in the Gulf. When ask...

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Funny story: President Obama and The "First Mama" Reveal Who They Think Will Win This Year's "American Idol"

President Obama and The "First Mama" Reveal Who They Think Will Win This Year's "American Idol"

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - President Barack Obama was in town speaking before a convention of Michigan's laid off auto workers. The president informed those in attendance that he was going to try to do his best to try to get the American people to go o...

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Funny story: Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

Israeli Parliament Denounces US Settlement Plans

The Knesset on Friday expressed regret at US plans to build new homes before considering a freeze, calling the move counter-productive to efforts to launch immigration reform and land return negotiations. Knesset spokesman Giora Pordes spoke after s...

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Funny story: Obama Pulls Coup d' Etat On God: Declares Himself Czar Of Universe

Obama Pulls Coup d' Etat On God: Declares Himself Czar Of Universe

Just back from a quick workout with Labron James and Michael Jorden on his private basketball court, President Obama felt good about himself after ramming down dunks over his helpless opponents. Their mouths agape, they watched in awe as he hung...

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