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Funny story: Atari SMEGMAtron-7000 Will Hit Shelves Before Holidays

Atari SMEGMAtron-7000 Will Hit Shelves Before Holidays

US and A - Atari, Inc. has announced that it's new SMEGMAtron-7000 will be ready just in time for the onslaught of holiday shopping this year.

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Funny story: "Sissy" Sports On The Rise

"Sissy" Sports On The Rise

In the USA, manly contact sports such as boxing, football, basketball, hockey and sex are losing popularity, giving way to what experts call "sissy sports" ...

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Funny story: Are You Smarter Than A Super Model?

Are You Smarter Than A Super Model?

Gisele Bundchen wants to remain the world's richest model and is insisting that she be paid in almost any currency but the U.S. dollar.

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Funny story: Albany Times Union Wins Lead Bottom Award

Albany Times Union Wins Lead Bottom Award

Journalists Without Boundaries, a Myanmar-based group, today awarded the Albany NY Times Union with its Medal for Journalistic Heroism, the Lead Bottom.

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Funny story: Geneticists discover missing link between Mexican men and chupacabra mountain goats

Geneticists discover missing link between Mexican men and chupacabra mountain goats

Geneticists today reported discovering the missing link between Mexican men and the chupacabra mountain goat. Researchers from MIT (Man, It's Tested) laboratories say that they were tipped off when one of the researchers on the team observed a Me...

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Funny story: Heinz reveals new product

Heinz reveals new product

Heinz, world renowned makers of food in a can have revealed a new range of produce.

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Funny story: Congress will tap dead celebrities to help pay for Iraq war

Congress will tap dead celebrities to help pay for Iraq war

Congress, in order to help pay for the more than 9 trillion dollar war debt, will go underground and ask dead celebrities to pay higher taxes. The Dead Celebrity Tax Reform, sponsored by Democrat and North Carolina state Senator, David Hasaprice, wil...

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Funny story: "I aint no Welshman boyo"declares enraged redskin

"I aint no Welshman boyo"declares enraged redskin

Minneapolis, MA - John Fourfeathers, casino magnate and direct descendent of Crazy Horse, the legendary Indian warrior, reacted angrily today to the latest findings from controversial anthropologist Magnus Nilssonson.

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Funny story: Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Hollywood sex godess, Jessica Alba has vowed never to go nude for a movie - unless the film makers absolutely require her to flash the flesh - due to her extreme Catholic upbringing, which forbids her from revealing her naked body.

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Funny story: Dolphins suffer unprecedented bye-week loss

Dolphins suffer unprecedented bye-week loss

Making the worst season in team history even more embarrassing, the Miami Dolphins managed to lose a game Sunday to the Chicago Bears, despite the fact both teams had bye weeks.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Challanges Ron Paul On Internet

Hillary Clinton Challanges Ron Paul On Internet

At a press conference today Terry McAuliffe campaign manager for Hillary Clinton revealed that Ron Paul would no longer be the dominant force on the internet during this Presidential campaign. He revealed that due to Hillary's persuasive nature t...

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Funny story: World to gaze on King Tut's butt

World to gaze on King Tut's butt

The butt of one of the most famous pharaohs from Ancient Egypt, the boy king Tutankhamun, will be put on public view for the first time. Although his mummified body has been viewed by thousands of people, it is believed that until now only ab...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton To Retire ... And Join The Circus

Bill Clinton To Retire ... And Join The Circus

Bill Clinton, ex-president of the United States, shocked the world today when he announced that he was retiring from politics. And joining the circus. Heads of state from every nation were stunned by the announcement, as they could not discern any di...

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Funny story: Rams, Linehan feeling pressure of perfect season

Rams, Linehan feeling pressure of perfect season

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- With the St. Louis Rams resting up on a much deserved bye week, Scott Linehan can't help but to glance over at the schedule for the rest of the season.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Attacks Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton Attacks Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton turned up the heat in the 2008 presidential election by taking a shot at up-and-coming GOP candidate Ron Paul yesterday. Clinton referred to Paul derisively as a "radical pragmatist" when as...

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Funny story: Residents of Mayberry hit with rash of multi-syllable words including, "conurbation"

Residents of Mayberry hit with rash of multi-syllable words including, "conurbation"

Residents of the sleepy little town of Mayberry, North Carolina didn't know what hit them after a rash of multi-syllable words swept through their town yesterday. Language analysts and detectives say that the words were traced to middle school st...

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Funny story: California Senator Feinstein Votes to support Mukasey for Attorney General

California Senator Feinstein Votes to support Mukasey for Attorney General

"We decided to let George Bush go ahead and have his fun with waterboarding, until his term ends," Feinstien remarked, yesterday, when she stated that she will vote to confirm Michael Mukasey for Attorney general, even though he doesn't...

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