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Funny story: Capello to name another new captain

Capello to name another new captain

With half of the victorious side that defeated the Welsh on Saturday sent back to their clubs boss Fabio Capello has had to think of a new captain for Tuesday nights match against Ghana. John Terry's wife has an order requesting Tezza is not allow...

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Funny story: Scotland Boss Proud after Brazil Friendly

Scotland Boss Proud after Brazil Friendly

Scotland manager Craig Levein has declared himself "proud and honoured to have been comprehensively beaten by Brazil" at the Emirates yesterday. The bespectacled boss, usually very measured in his post match comments, was positively gushing in his...

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Funny story: Old Firm Fans To Take SFA To Court

Old Firm Fans To Take SFA To Court

Rangers and Celtic fans will take the Scottish Football Association to the European Court of Human Rights if they either arrange Old Firm games for Monday nights or force them to be played behind closed doors. Old Firm supporters groups have appoi...

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Funny story: Wales 0 - England 2: Sports Hack Nearly Laughs Into Accident

Wales 0 - England 2: Sports Hack Nearly Laughs Into Accident

A top sports journalist narrowly avoided a serious accident yesterday after covering the Wales-England Euro qualifier at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas, was driving home on the M4 after...

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Funny story: SFA Chief Rages At Old Firm

SFA Chief Rages At Old Firm

The Scottish Football Association's chief executive Stewart Regan is threatening to take a hard line against the Old Firm after the sectarian singing that blighted the recent League Cup Final. The SFA chief was attending the UEFA Congress in Paris...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Says His Stick Figure Drawings of Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Selling Like Crazy

Manchester United's Chicharito Says His Stick Figure Drawings of Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Selling Like Crazy

MANCHESTER - One thing that even the most die-hard fans of Chicharito did not know until only recently is that the Manchester United star, from Mexico is a fantastic stick-figure artist. Javier Hernandez Balcazar's mom stated to Mexico's Las Mara...

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Funny story: England play the "sheep shagging" Welsh in Battle of Britain!

England play the "sheep shagging" Welsh in Battle of Britain!

England's game with the so-called "Sheep-Shaggers" the Welsh is certainly going to be a majestic "Battle of Britain" on Saturday. St.David against Goliath or the Welsh fire breathing dragons against the "hot and cold blowing primadonnas" led by th...

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Funny story: Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates. They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk. Boudewijn Zenden...

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Funny story: Pete Townshend's Tribute to Dundee United

Pete Townshend's Tribute to Dundee United

The Who's Pete Townshend is releasing his memoirs this week. One of the most surprising news to come out of his book is the revelation that he wrote a tribute to Scottish Premier League club Dundee United under legendary manager and chairman Jim McLean, who was chairman and ruled United with an iron hand from 1988 to 2000. The tribute is called "Substitute" Here it is : "You thin...

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Funny story: Barriers To Enjoying Football Mount

Barriers To Enjoying Football Mount

The long running conspiracy to make it as difficult as possible to enjoy watching football kicked into overdrive with the news that Falkirk FC had increased their prices to £15.50 this weekend. This innovative idea ensured that many of the 4,000 p...

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Funny story: Capello milks FA dry

Capello milks FA dry

Controversy has hit English Football after large amounts of milk crates were found piling up outside the old FA headquarters in Soho square. Apparently the milk order was not cancelled when they moved to their new Wembley Headquarters. It is un...

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Funny story: Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge

Chelsea took all three points in this top four struggle - but once again West London was rocking with laughter at the irony. It seemed Chelsea, for all their effort, were going to come up blank against a resolute City defence - in fact these are t...

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Funny story: Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

The Laing Art Gallery in Newcastle is currently hosting an exhibition of work by 19th century painter of apocalyptic scenes and divine retribution John Martin. The region's football teams must have felt these had been brought to life as they suffe...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested

Christina Aguilera Messes Up The Venezuelan National Anthem At A Soccer Match In Caracas And President Hugo Chavez Has Her Arrested

CARACAS, Venezuela - Many years ago Linda Ronstadt sang a song titled, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me." And that song could easily become Christina Aguilera's theme song what with her string of bad luck that she has been through lately. First she flubs the...

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Funny story: Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham. The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous people in England including Simon Cowell, Prince Har...

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Funny story: Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

Chelsea Focus On Innertubes Ahead Of City Clash

In a revolutionary change of direction just before the Premier League takes an international break, Carlo Ancelotti has introduced innertubes into Chelsea's training. The Italian feels that Sunday's game against top-four rivals Manchester City is...

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Funny story: Spurs And West Ham Draw The Game Of Bale's Trollies!

Spurs And West Ham Draw The Game Of Bale's Trollies!

Was there to be any bad blood after West Ham's victory in the race to be the owners of the Olympic Stadium after the 2012 games? Nope. It was a committed game with a handful of bookings, but there was nothing to suggest that these lads gave a m...

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