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Funny story: Trump Not 239lbs?

Trump Not 239lbs?

Following everyone's disbelief, today it was announced that Donald Trump's true body weight two days before his recent physical was 311 pounds. A large amount of fat was sucked, 72 pounds to be exact, out of him just before his actual physical. A...

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Funny story: President Trump Struck By Lightning While Playing Golf

President Trump Struck By Lightning While Playing Golf

President Trump is in critical condition at Bethesda Medical Hospital after being struck by lightning at 3:14pm at his Mara Lago Golf Course in Palms Springs Florida today. He was on the 9th hole when a light drizzling rain began to fall as the le...

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Funny story: Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person." Covfefe. What exactly...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona

Trump.com™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona

The Very Whitehouse has released an statement confirming that S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona will have all immigration cancelled. They said this was to stem the evil brown tide that is destroying the lifestyles of rich whi...

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Funny story: Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

Aliens Are Found To Be Employing Slaves

The US Bureau of Flying Saucers has announced that flying saucers do exist and that they have made contact with extraterrestrial life. The announcement was made shortly after President Trump threatened to terminate their existence because they weren...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Pranks Donald Trump

Prince Harry Pranks Donald Trump

Kensington Palace, London Prince Harry called President Trump over the secret, red phone diplomatic line and convinced Trump that he was North Korea's Kim Jong-Un and that he could see everything Trump was doing. "Hello Donnie! This is your old pa...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Donald Trump Loses It at Stable Genius Award Ceremony

Palm Beach, FL--At his Mar-a-Lago Resort Donald Trump was awarded the Stable Genius Award, by its former recipient, Sarah Palin, at a ceremony attended by hundreds of Trump supporters who were there, purportedly, to Make America Smart Again. On re...

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Funny story: Book reveals Trump's abnormal presidential lifestyle

Book reveals Trump's abnormal presidential lifestyle

It is the book the President did not want to have released. "Trump: What a fucking moron!" is available in bookshops and in word-form on the internet this week. It was written by a White House insider and dishes the dirt on all of the orange haired l...

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Funny story: Genius Donald Trump to re-film the whole of Star Wars, and playing every role

Genius Donald Trump to re-film the whole of Star Wars, and playing every role

'If you strike me down, I will become more humble than you could ever imagine'. 'These aren't the presidential traits you are looking for' Donald Trump is to spend billions on re-filming all of the Star Wars Films, and playing all of the roles.

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Funny story: Horse denies that Donald Trump is a Stable Genius

Horse denies that Donald Trump is a Stable Genius

David Smith, a black horse with wonky teeth has denied that Donald Trump is a stable genius. Smith told us, 'Yes, the hay was all over the place, and because of his small hands, and bad back, Donald, or Donnie to his mates couldn't move it. He als...

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Funny story: Trump Thought 'Fire and Fury' Author Was White House Butler

Trump Thought 'Fire and Fury' Author Was White House Butler

Miralamo, FL "President" Donald Trump has belatedly admitted to having met Michael Wolff, the man who spent over a year at the White House writing a book and who personally interviewed Trump for over three hours. Donald explained: "I thought I had...

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Funny story: Private Physician Comes Clean about Trump's Physical Exam

Private Physician Comes Clean about Trump's Physical Exam

UPDATED - Manhattan. In 2015, Dr. Harold Bornstein, Trump's doctor of 25 years, claimed that "if elected, Mr. Trump will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency." In a follow-up interview, he qualified his position. If "he...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Weighing up Pantomime offers

Donald Trump Weighing up Pantomime offers

Following the explosive publication of Fire and Fury, Donald Trump is now in talks to star in Pantomime in largely out of the way provincial theatres. Places such as Whitby, Rhyll, Brighton and Walsall are in talks for the bewigged, small handed P...

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Funny story: Charles Dance to read the audio book of Fire and Fury

Charles Dance to read the audio book of Fire and Fury

Charismatic British actor Charles Dance has signed a multi million pound contract to narrate the Donald Trump tell all Fire and Fury. The star of any film which requires a charming cad, a charming villian, a charming misunderstood loner, or a char...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser

Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'. The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands g...

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Funny story: Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish

Toddler decides that the behaviour of the President is completely selfish

Gary Watson, 3, has philosophised that the behaviour of Donald Trump really goes beyond the pail. Speaking to us, whilst throwing a tantrum on the floor of his local Tesco the erudite expert in human behaviour told us, 'A tantrum is fair enough in...

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Funny story: Donald Trump told to stop licking the Cactus

Donald Trump told to stop licking the Cactus

A White House aide has revealed that Donald Trump has to be repeatedly told to stop licking a Cactus in the White House. The Cactus, which is a large green one in the Oval Office, and was a gift from Barack Obama on his leaving Obama said 'Yes,...

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