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Funny story: Swine Flu (H1N1): Man dies after taking counterfeit "Tamiflew" knockoff

Swine Flu (H1N1): Man dies after taking counterfeit "Tamiflew" knockoff

Los Angeles, California - With all the supply of Tamiflu being horded by the swine flu panic buying or kept on the shelf and out of the medicine cabinet due to price gauging, some people in desperation have turned to cheep medical counterfeit knockof...

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Funny story: Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Medical Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in conjunction with the Mayo Clinic, have discovered the source of Swine Flu. The outbreak did not originate in Mexico as was previously thought. In fact, the disease begin in Hollywood. The outbr...

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Funny story: Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists are believed to be behind the manufacture of the H1N1 porcine norovirus in a crude attempt to curb illegal Mexican immigrants sponging off the US taxpayer. The Roswell bio weapon ex...

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Funny story: Swine flu - WHO speaks!

Swine flu - WHO speaks!

The World Health Organisation today issued advice to those worried about the swine flu pandemic. A spokesman said "Run. Run very fast. Run away, Just f***ing run." Emphasising the need not to panic, he added, "If you can't run, hide. This is retri...

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Funny story: Nostrodamus Predicted Swine Flew - It Is Armaggedon

Nostrodamus Predicted Swine Flew - It Is Armaggedon

Nostradamus, who gets things right in retrospect, predicted the current level 5 pandemic of Swine Flu - and indeed this is it - Armageddon. Hooray. Morose singer Morrisey is ecstatic that the world is ending as am I - as I have criminal case hang...

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Funny story: Jade Swine Flu Claims Denied

Jade Swine Flu Claims Denied

Max Cash rushed to deny claims that scientists have approached him for 'permission' to exhume Jade's body, and that no-one, has suggested that swine flu was the real cause of Jade's sad death. He added that everytime one of his world mega stars d...

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Funny story: Swine flu - Mexican victim is 'taco-cardic'

Swine flu - Mexican victim is 'taco-cardic'

A spokesman for a hospital in Mexico City has confirmed that a patient admitted with suspected swine flu has become tacocardic. The change in the patient's condition has worried officials, who previously believed that they could prevent the media...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Jokes Fly At NYC Mayor's Speech On Subject

Swine Flu Jokes Fly At NYC Mayor's Speech On Subject

Mayor Bloomberg's news conference on the flu Tuesday was interrupted by several sneezes and coughs - including one big coughing spell and grunting he faked. The mayor was counseling against too much handshaking, even as he downplayed the threat.

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Funny story: Swine Flu Source Uncovered

Swine Flu Source Uncovered

The world was stunned today when it was revealed that the outbreak of swine flu could be traced back to a single source. Kermit The Frog. The world famous TV presenter, actor, singer and global green icon was found to have first contracted the new...

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Funny story: Perle's B4 Swine...

Perle's B4 Swine...

Washington AC/DC - (TheoCon Ass Mess): GOP Prince of Darkness Richard Perle and his firstborn bastard son the Papal PA Monsignor Georg Gangswine are the main suspects behind a worldwide WHO Swine Fever cover-up it has emerged. Gangswine was DNA te...

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Funny story: Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two armed British pigs have shot dead two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs at Heathrow Airport. The two armed pigs shot the two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs after CCTC showed they were about to let loose a biological weapon, namely Mexican Swi...

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Funny story: One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Nurse Hatchet looked up as Nothin' Newsworthy arrived at her cubicle for his medications. 'Two BBC sedatives, three Fox anti-intelligants, one Murdoch braincell-blocker', she read from her list, handing Nothin' his daily prescription. He pretended to swallow them, then went away to read a new book he had borrowed from the library. '1984' by George Orwell was all about government propaganda and...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Sick Cocker Spaniel Puppy, Sadie Had Swine Flu!

Oprah Winfrey's Sick Cocker Spaniel Puppy, Sadie Had Swine Flu!

The pup that had been hospitalized and finally quarantined for more than a week fighting off the potentially life-threatening disease of Swine Flu, which apparently recently killed Winfrey's other new puppy Ivan, who was Sadie's littermate. "We di...

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Funny story: US reports swine flu death; kills Porky Pig by mistake

US reports swine flu death; kills Porky Pig by mistake

Secret agents from the National Health Organization were reported to have shot and killed Porky Pig by mistake. The government denied the rumours that they killed the wrong swine to eradicate the flu circulating around Mexico. "We take special pr...

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Funny story: Swine flu cure's smoking

Swine flu cure's smoking

Scientist have discovered that new flu virus none to us as swine flu is a cure for the effects of smoking. While sufferers of swine flu have complained of flu like symptoms such as a sore throat headache and diarrhoea, smokers who have contract...

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Funny story: Mexican Wines Flew!

Mexican Wines Flew!

Today marks a milestone in aviation history. A new type of airliner took to the air for the first time. This is no ordinary aeroplane, although it may look similar, the aircraft has a revolutionary new engine that is fuelled by red wine. Red wine...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Proven to Turn People Into Swines

Swine Flu Proven to Turn People Into Swines

Shortly after a new outbreak was discovered, leading scientists found out the true symptoms of the swine flu hybrid: coughing, sneezing, and possible metamorphosis. "It's strange consequences at the research labs," said one of the scientists at...

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