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Funny story: American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara DioGuardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest

American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara DioGuardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The Captain of Cutting Remarks, said that his fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi smells a whole lot prettier than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest. Cowell made the remarks to Randy Jackson, about whom Cowell s...

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Funny story: Ryan bears all for posterity

Ryan bears all for posterity

Hollywood, Los Angeles The 82nd Academy Awards have been held today and every one is talking about the "streaker" who performed during an advertisement break. The naked form of a person who suspiciously resembled Simon Cowell was seen gallopping a...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Bookies Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Cowell to Insult Ellen on American Idol

Las Vegas Bookies Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Cowell to Insult Ellen on American Idol

Simon Cowell is the straight shooting, shoot from the lip, insult them all, veteran of American Idol judges. He's never seen a person that he couldn't rip apart. Ellen Degenerate is the new American Idol judge with zero background or experience in...

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Funny story: American Idol: Kara DioGuardi Gets Into A Cat Fight With Guest Judge Katy Perry

American Idol: Kara DioGuardi Gets Into A Cat Fight With Guest Judge Katy Perry

LOS ANGELES - The American Idol Traveling Audition Show returned to its home base the city of Angels looking for contestants to participate in the 2010 season nine version of American Idol. This event was held in L.A.'s luxurious The Fault of San...

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Funny story: American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation

American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation

Michael Lynche thought that he had it made. He'd passed his audition on American Idol last fall, and then made it through Hollywood week (filmed earlier this month, but not to be broadcast until February). Now, he's been kicked off the show and wil...

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Funny story: It's Official - Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge

It's Official - Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula who? The producers of the number one show on American television have just signed day time talk show host Ellen DeGeneres to take Paula "I Want $20 Mil" Abdul's place. American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, 53, said that the...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Offered Job On North Korean Idol

Paula Abdul Offered Job On North Korean Idol

LOS ANGELES - Ex-American Idol judge Paula Abdul stated that she has been offered a job to appear as a judge on North Korean Idol. Ms. Abdul who was fired from American Idol because she wanted $20 million refused to say what North Korean Idol offe...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Announces New Job After American Idol

Paula Abdul Announces New Job After American Idol

Paula Abdul, who recently left American Idol after several seasons as a celebrity judge, announced that she has found new employment on a different television reality series as a different kind of judge. Abdul will begin filming new episodes next...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

Adam Lambert 's Summer Tour Sex Toys

HOLLYWOOD - Well in the age old performing tradition of young female fans throwing their unmentionables (i.e. bras, panties, IUDs, etc.) on stage now comes a new type of complimentary stage act act. It seems that during the nation-wide American Id...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest adds two full-time gigs; Total now 27

Ryan Seacrest adds two full-time gigs; Total now 27

Aside from cutting his $45 million deal with Fox to continue on "American Idol," the ubiquitous Ryan Seacrest has reportedly added two new full-time jobs to his already busy schedule. Seacrest will become the Hollywood-based entertainment correspo...

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Funny story: The 2009 Miley Cyrus - Amy Winehouse Tour

The 2009 Miley Cyrus - Amy Winehouse Tour

LONDON - In what some music critics are calling probably the most unusual pairing of performers to ever go on tour Miley Cyrus and Amy Winehouse will be kicking off their tour next month in Calcutta, India. The Cyrus-Winehouse Tour which is being...

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Funny story: Announcing: The Lohan, Seacrest Publicity Stunt

Announcing: The Lohan, Seacrest Publicity Stunt

Radio show host Ryan Seacrest was easily spotted with Lindsay Lohan by the paparazzi taking Lohan back to her home in L.A. after being seen out partying with her Saturday night. One photographer on the scene reported, "It was too much like shootin...

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Funny story: American Idol Kicks Off Allison, The Only Remaining Girl

American Idol Kicks Off Allison, The Only Remaining Girl

HOLLYWOOD - And then there were three. American Idol has dumped the only female left in the singing competition. Seventeen year old Allison Irheta was given the heave ho by host Ryan Seacrest. The hard rockin' red headed teenager sang the old 1971...

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Funny story: 2009 American Idol Contestants Compete To Be First To Have Nude Photos Posted

2009 American Idol Contestants Compete To Be First To Have Nude Photos Posted

Who will be this years Antonella Barba? Will it be Miami's Conchita Maria Sosa? Will it be Boise's Alexis Jacobsen? How about Anne South of Kansas City? Will tradition be broken and the first be Detroit's Bart Travis? Who will be the first of th...

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Funny story: Newest American Idol Season Already Has Controversy

Newest American Idol Season Already Has Controversy

Joanna Pacitti is already causing controversy on American Idol. The singer, who passed through to the Hollywood round from the Louisville auditions, already has had a recording contract, performed as Annie on Broadway, knows one of the judges, and w...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby

Taylor Swift excited to be having a Jonas baby

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift are becoming experts at creating a scandal. In a private interview with me, which no-one else witnessed, (honest, it happened), Joe Jonas confirmed his parents' worst nightmare - he and ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift are expect...

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Funny story: American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol, king of reality shows on U.S. television, has announced a new spin off to air this summer. The show, titled "Not the American Idol," will begin running one week after the regular program ends in May and will continue through...

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