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Funny story: California District Court Ruling Clears Way for Satire-fueled Lawsuits

California District Court Ruling Clears Way for Satire-fueled Lawsuits

In what was hailed as a landmark decision, the US District Court for the Central District of California, Los Angeles, decided in the case of Shatner vs. Buttick, that the use of satire is a form of assault that can cause immeasurable harm to an enter...

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Funny story: The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

The Punk Band 'March Madness' Sues The NCAA Over Use Of Their Name "March Madness"

SEATTLE - The Seattle punk band March Madness has filed a $9.3 million name infringement lawsuit against the NCAA March Madness Basketball Tournament. Attorney Alice Swankston-McMule for the Seattle band said that her clients have been using the n...

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Funny story: Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

The Ditchwater Canal, opened in 1760 and one of the first great channels of communication of "the great age of British waterways", has been accused of becoming a "linear obstacle" to the modern electronic information highway. A Court judgement has...

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Funny story: U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

"Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for...

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Funny story: Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

The world has fallen in love with the hot dog ever since its invention. This is especially true in the United States, where the amount of hot dogs Americans consume in a year is measured in hundreds of tons. However, thanks to the limp-noodle cult...

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Funny story: Toiliet Paper Company Sued For Bogus Instructions On Package

Toiliet Paper Company Sued For Bogus Instructions On Package

The leading manufacturer of toilet paper (a.k.k. toilet tissue, butt wipe, or bumm fodder) in the United States, is being sued by a consumer for "pain and suffering" after following directions printed on the package. Irma Peepers of Tripoly, Wis...

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Funny story: Santa Claus files suit against U.S.

Santa Claus files suit against U.S.

North Pole - Santa Claus has filed a class action lawsuit against the United States stemming from what Santa says was specific targeting of him, his sleigh and his reindeer. Santa Claus claims that last Wednesday he was doing preliminary flig...

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Funny story: Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Manufacturers of marmalade, jelly, and preserves feel that they have a large enough grievance against jelly bottlers to sue them for equal time. Dabney Rind or Smith's Marmalade Corporation, speaking for all of the plaintiffs in the lawsuit, issued...

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Funny story: Little Red Riding Hood Admits "When Big Bad Wolf Tried To Eat Me, It Was Consentual"

Little Red Riding Hood Admits "When Big Bad Wolf Tried To Eat Me, It Was Consentual"

In a press conference held in her late Grandmother's house, Little Red Riding Hood has admitted that she lied in her allegations against the Big Bad Wolf. "When I said that he tried to eat me that one night forty years ago, it was actually consentua...

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Funny story: Rober Ebert Sues Hitchhikers For Copyright Violations

Rober Ebert Sues Hitchhikers For Copyright Violations

Film critic Roger Ebert has announced that he is suing hitchhikers across the freeway and interstate system for violations of copyright. Several years ago, Ebert and his late partner, Gene Siskel, trademarked their famous "thumbs up" symbols. "Th...

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Funny story: Cola company about to get away with it

Cola company about to get away with it

Detroit, Michigan - Two men had an idea back in 1981 for bottling water. They shared it with a giant soda company who promptly stole it. Having sued and won over a billion dollars, due to the Phizz Cola Company not contesting it, the two are about...

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Funny story: Change your name or get sued

Change your name or get sued

History is littered with companies that have been forced to change their names because somebody else got there first. The most recent high profile case was The World Wrestling Federation attempting to wrestle the name WWF off the World Wildlife Fund.

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Funny story: New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

New Meaning for Porkulus: Man Gets $9M Award for Medically Induced 2 Day Erection!

Atlanta, Ga/ Erectile Dysfunction Update - A smiling Georgia man, identified only as Dick from Valdasta, walked out of Civil Court this morning $9.25m richer after being awarded that sum for having to deal with a two (2) day erection after self medic...

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Funny story: EU to follow up on its anti-trust legislation.

EU to follow up on its anti-trust legislation.

Following the EU's recent successful extortion of large sums from Microsoft, for unfairly including its free Internet Explorer browser with its brand-leading OS, "Windows", a committee has been formed to find other complicated words to describe and i...

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Funny story: Man Wipes Hands on Pants, Infects 86.4 Million Cookies

Man Wipes Hands on Pants, Infects 86.4 Million Cookies

DANVILLE, VA - Djene Pasquezanala says no one told him that if you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom, it's a recipe for disaster. Now, his employer will be forced to eat the cost of 300,000 cases of their popular Toll Booth Cookies whil...

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Funny story: Director Martin Scorsese Sues Mascot Mr. Clean Over Trademark Bushy Eyebrows

Director Martin Scorsese Sues Mascot Mr. Clean Over Trademark Bushy Eyebrows

LOS ANGELES - Talk about giving the hairy eyeball! - In an unprecedented move last week, Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese filed criminal charges against popular household cleaning mascot Mr. Clean. Scorsese, 66, claimed that Clean, pres...

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Funny story: Lawsuit Mayhem

Lawsuit Mayhem

The IFPI have gone lawsuit crazy after winning its case against The Pirate Bay. They are suing over 2000 Internet sites that end with "bay.com" or "bay.org" their PR spokesman, Serena Sutton-Smith, said. When asked why auction powerhouse eBay was...

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