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Funny story: Advertising Firm Pitches Charlie Sheen iPhone-4 Campaign in Japan

Advertising Firm Pitches Charlie Sheen iPhone-4 Campaign in Japan

Mega international advertising giant, Dewey, Sellum and Haard was reportedly seen in Japan with Charlie Sheen just outside of the Fukushima nuclear power plant filming what appeared to be a commercial for the new iPhone. Insiders on the photo sh...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

In a shocking new revelation it has been revealed that Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's younger brother. Sheen was the product of an affair with Cowell's television producer father and Sheen's mother. Furious Simon Cowell has admitted that Sheen i...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Business Book is a now a best-seller

Charlie Sheen's Business Book is a now a best-seller

Human Car Crash Charlie Sheen has released a new book - Business, and how to succeed, without really trying is now at number 2 in the best seller's list. The Actor, who's famous family include Renne Estevez from the West Wing, and brother Ramon i...

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Funny story: An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

The life and career of Charlie Sheen plunged into yet more embarrassment last night shortly after he arrived at a roast dedicated to him which was organised by his closest friends. The former Two and a Half Man star emerged from his car wrapped i...

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Funny story: Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

Roseanne Barr Defends Charlie Sheen - Hmmm, The Old Two Peas In An iPod Syndrome

LA HABRA, California - Former comedienne Roseanne Barr who starred for nine years in the top rated sit-com The Roseanne Show was having breakfast at a Mickey D's when she remarked to a friend that she is siding with Charlie "Showless" Sheen in The Ch...

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Funny story: Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

Red Nose Day set to be the biggest ever

The BBC has said that this year's Red Nose Day will be the biggest ever. "Peter Schmeichel and Alex Ferguson have both said that they will appear," said Lenny Henry, who somehow always finds work at this time of year. "We're still working with Rud...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Form new Labor Union

Beverly Hills, CA - Charlie Sheen has done it again. Just when you think his last play has been revealed, he produces another trick. Today he announced that, in partnership with Lindsey Lohan and Robert Downey Jr., a new labor union "SSAG" (Screwed-u...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

Charlie Sheen Agrees To Star In A New Reality Show Titled, "Help I'm A Bi-Polar Celebrity...Get Me and Me Out Of Here!"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen had just finished shooting his latest edition of his Internet show titled Sheen's Korner when he took time out to speak with a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune. Sheen asked Cashew Vixenheimer if she wanted a glass of Tiger Blood. She respectfully informed him that she had just had a 16 ounce bottle of Diet Pepsi on the way to his mansion. Cashew asked S...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Fifteen Minutes of Fame has Fizzled

Charlie Sheen's Fifteen Minutes of Fame has Fizzled

Sure, Charlie Sheen was a big star at the height of his career. And sure, he made a hit out of the show Two and a Half Men. But when you have that much fame, piss it all away on drugs and booze, and then try to keep the star thing going, you have to, at some point say "Hey, that guy's 15 minutes are up." Such is the case with Charlie Sheen. He tried to keep it going even after losing his wife,...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House

Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton Get Into A "Bitch Slapping" Fight At Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that two of Tinsel Town's biggest divas the Hilton girls, Paris and Perez have both shown that they are about as civilized as two Taliban warriors. The two were attending a Charlie Sheen "Winning Wienie Roast" on the beach when they began posturing for position next to the host who was throwing wienies on the grill like they were marshmallows. Sheen had sent his two...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America. The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

MALIBU BEACH - Charlie Sheen speaking from his house on Malibu Beach has instructed his attorney to start working up the paperwork just in case the Japanese Tsunami hits Malibu Beach. Sheen is contending that nature has unleashed this horrendously...

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Funny story: Louisiana Tar Balls Mysteriously Wash Up On Malibu Beach - Charlie Sheen Blames Chuck Lorre

Louisiana Tar Balls Mysteriously Wash Up On Malibu Beach - Charlie Sheen Blames Chuck Lorre

MALIBU BEACH - Oceanic scientists are extremely baffled as to how in the world hundreds of Louisiana tar balls from last year's Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill are presently washing up on the shore of Malibu Beach. One resident who, requested anonymity, but who did reveal that he is a new judge on this years American Idol, stated that one minute he was cooking wieners and the next he was looking at th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Opts to Spend Time at Charlie Sheen's Recovery Center

Lindsay Lohan Opts to Spend Time at Charlie Sheen's Recovery Center

Lindsay Lohan appeared before Judge Keith Schwartz in Los Angeles today to find out whether or not she'll be going to jail on charges of stealing a $2500 necklace or if she'll be granted a new trial before another judge. While her attorneys asked...

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Funny story: CBS Makes Announcement

CBS Makes Announcement

This afternoon, CBS Executive producer of the hit show "Two and a Half Men" Chuck "Chaim" Lorre stunned broadcast media with the bold announcement that the show will resume filming new episodes next month. After this revelation, CBS attorney and...

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Funny story: The American Irrespective: Charlie Sheen's Good News, Bad News, and, More Or Less, Worser News (So Far)

The American Irrespective: Charlie Sheen's Good News, Bad News, and, More Or Less, Worser News (So Far)

GOOD NEWS The good news is, I'm a winner. Always have been. Always will be. What can I say, that's me, in a nut shell. Candy coated finish not allowed. In other words, the real deal. Outside the box. Numero uno. The man in charge. A rock star. Hell, it even says so on my, uh, my man-size. My mighty mighty man-size. Either that, or Madagascar. Or, who knows, maybe even, Manitoba. H...

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Funny story: Actor Charlie Sheen Describes his Sacking as "unconscionable"

Actor Charlie Sheen Describes his Sacking as "unconscionable"

Actor Charlie Sheen has described his firing from the hit TV comedy 'Two And A Half Men' as "unconscionable" and possibly "illegable". Sheen, 45 enraged that TV bosses could be so "shortseated" insists that they have lost the "High-King of the act...

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