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Funny story: Pope gets drunk and rants and raves about Vatican Secrets

Pope gets drunk and rants and raves about Vatican Secrets

The Pope got so drunk last Friday night that he started ranting and raving about the secrets in the Vatican. "If people only new" laughing loudly "The stories in the bible are the Grimm's fairy tales of that time they are all made up, all the proo...

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Funny story: Panic at The Vatican as radio announcement says 270,000 priests to be scrapped

Panic at The Vatican as radio announcement says 270,000 priests to be scrapped

There was panic in the Vatican yesterday and their switchboard was ringing non stop after radio broadcasts apparently announced that 270,000 priests were to be scrapped. Thousands of priests phoned in thinking they were losing their job of represe...

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Funny story: Vatican Says "Avatar" Is Dangerous To Children

Vatican Says "Avatar" Is Dangerous To Children

The Vatican newspaper and radio station have called the film "Avatar" simplistic, and criticized it for promoting the worship of nature as a substitute for religion. Vatican Radio stated that even if the movie is in 3D and a breakthrough in filmi...

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Funny story: Aliens ordered Vatican condom ban says Bulgarian Space Research Institute

Aliens ordered Vatican condom ban says Bulgarian Space Research Institute

Sofia - (X-Files): The sheathing of priests' gonads blocks telepathetic (sic) flow according to Space Research Institute of the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences deputy CEO Lachezar Filipov. Addressing a Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI)...

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Funny story: Obama makes speech from the Vatican

Obama makes speech from the Vatican

[cue choir humming and church organ quietly playing] 'People, we are here, this is now, we have come to this holy place, this hallowed temple of Christianity, this sceptred isle of holy waffality in a sea of troubled people, troubled people I have turned my back on just as soon as I was elected. My voice beginning low then rising dramatically and self-importantly, then falling lower again insin...

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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard Abductor Phillip Garrido - Vatican Breaks Silence

Jaycee Lee Dugard Abductor Phillip Garrido - Vatican Breaks Silence

Deadline, Vatican City, Rome, Italy. Following claims from nutjob Phillip Garrido, the kidnapper of Jaycee Lee Dugard, that he kept God in a box, and held regular conversations with the Divine One, the Vatican, which until now has been reluctant t...

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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis Embroiled In Confessional Row With Vatican Over Dubiously Qualified 'Priest'

Man With World's Smallest Penis Embroiled In Confessional Row With Vatican Over Dubiously Qualified 'Priest'

Skoob1999, reputedly the somewhat embarrassed possessor of the world's smallest penis, which apparently 'boasts' the length of a thumbnail, and the girth of a bus ticket, was anticipating an idyllic holiday in the Eternal City of Rome, in an attempt...

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Funny story: Vatican Condemns Health Care - Will Excommunicate Obama: Report

Vatican Condemns Health Care - Will Excommunicate Obama: Report

In a surprise announcement, senior Vatican officials today leaked the content of Pope Benedict's up-coming encyclical Bacterium en Vitam Eternam Primum Est. Life, the officials informed a rapt audience, is sacred. Bacteria, viruses, fungi....all life...

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Funny story: Pope breaks wrist falling over during Nazi saluting practice session

Pope breaks wrist falling over during Nazi saluting practice session

Pope Benedict XVI has suffered a fall during a session practicing Nazi salutes today in northern Italy. The Vatican said he had accidentally slipped while trying to simultaneously give the salute with his right arm and goosestep across the room in th...

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Funny story: Injured Pope Orders Those Responsible Rounded Up And Shot

Injured Pope Orders Those Responsible Rounded Up And Shot

Pope Benedict has caused a stir with his comments after suffering a broken wrist while holidaying in Northern Italy. "First he exploded into a string of expletives, then he started blaming the gays and the gypsies and the Jews," explains Cardinal...

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Funny story: Pope given Diprivan while undergoing wrist surgery - Vatican says he "moon-walked" after leaving hospital.

Pope given Diprivan while undergoing wrist surgery - Vatican says he "moon-walked" after leaving hospital.

AOSTA, ITALY: Pope Benedict waved and smiled at well-wishers gathered outside a hospital Friday where he underwent surgery to set a fractured right wrist following a fall at his Alpine vacation chalet. Vatican spokesperson and next in line to th...

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Funny story: Ladies Day at the Vatican

Ladies Day at the Vatican

Pope Benedict XVI was in his glory, hosting a Vatican get-together for the spouses of the G8 summit members. All in all, it was a fairly tame event. Italian party planners at the Vatican had suggested that mud wrestling and/or a wet T-shirt co...

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Funny story: Ex-GM CEO to replace ousted pope

Ex-GM CEO to replace ousted pope

The Vatican. He used to oversee the giant company that produced American icon cars such as Chevrolet, Pontiac, Cadillac and GMC trucks, but ousted General Motors chief Rick Waggoner will now be the spiritual leader of the world's 1.3 billion Catholic...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Achieves First Orgasm

Pope Benedict XVI Achieves First Orgasm

(Vatican City, Vatican) Former Hitler Youth member Joseph Ratzinger, now better known as Pope Benedict XVI, proudly disclosed to the news media that he achieved his first orgasm last night after a late night swim with 26-year-old US Sister Mary McCon...

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Funny story: Pope Offers Vatican City as Palestinian Homeland

Pope Offers Vatican City as Palestinian Homeland

Pope Benedict shocked the world as his most blatant call for a Palestinian homeland took a surprising turn toward a welcome home. Arab states have used the Palestinian cause time and time again across the decades to rally Arab causes but none hav...

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Funny story: Vatican Slams Angels And Daemons

Vatican Slams Angels And Daemons

In a week that sees the general release of the much awaited 'Angels And Daemons' movie starring Tom Shank, from a novel by Stan Brown which depicts a 'titanic struggle between good and evil' we were despatched to the eternal city of Rome to find out...

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Funny story: Vatican Gives Angels & Demons Mixed Rearviews

Vatican Gives Angels & Demons Mixed Rearviews

In a piece in Wednesday's edition of a Vatican newspaper, The Daily Inquisition, it called Ron Howard's film "a videogame that first of all sparks curiosity and is also, maybe, a bit of fun, if you're into going to hell in a handbasket. Other than th...

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