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Funny story: Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue. Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true. Winslet appeared on this m...

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Funny story: Biden Drops Rubber Tw*t

Biden Drops Rubber Tw*t

Airport Alert - Washington DC In perhaps one of the most embarrassing flight delays in presidential campaigning, Flight 1052, US Air from Miami to Washington was stopped today when a personal vibrating device fell and went off. Senator Joseph Bid...

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Funny story: Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...

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Funny story: Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Silicon Valley, CA - The Internet, a computer network built by NASA scientists as a means of distributing pictures of Britney Spears' vagina, is on the brink of imminent collapse, according to network analyst Ron Powers. "Look at the massive netwo...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin is at the centre of US political news again, after a graphic video clip of her mopping up some vaginal discharge reached more than 1 million hits within two days of being posted on YouTube. The Alaska governor h...

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Funny story: School Outing Team Rescued from Dales Hellhole

School Outing Team Rescued from Dales Hellhole

Eleven people have been rescued alive after becoming trapped in a Yorkshire Dales hellhole during bad weather. Eight teenagers aged 15 from St. Sodom's School of Latter Day Pederasts in Burnley, Lancashire, were left stranded along with three teac...

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Funny story: Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Designer cosmetic surgery has come a long way since facelifts started it all way back in the fashion-conscious 1970s, but today's women have more on their minds than what their faces look like - they want their vaginas looking their best as well!...

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Funny story: 5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

The vagina of a 5000 year old mummy, just discovered in an overlooked antechamber of King Tutankhamun's tomb, has a fully functional vagina. Archeologist, Doctor Wendell Waddrippins, a modern day Indiana Jones, announced this amazing discovery.

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Funny story: Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

Marilyn Monroe's Labia has RFK Teeth Marks

The long rumored and whispered sexual liaisons between the hot blonde Hollywood icon and the political dynasty of the Kennedy's apparently is now confirmed. The perfectly pickled and preserved pussy of MM was opened wide yesterday by a team of forensic dentists at the world renown Mengle Forensic Dentistry Institute, Buenos Airies, Argentina. By comparing the dental records of Robert Kennedy to...

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Funny story: Schoolgirl's Snatch Thatch Bears Face of Christ

Schoolgirl's Snatch Thatch Bears Face of Christ

Chantelle Slutrunt, a seventeen year old Smegmadale schoolgirl studying for her A levels in Shoplifting and Knife Fighting at the town's Asbo Central Education Trust, has set the Christian and Judaic religious worlds afire after her younger brother W...

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Funny story: McCain: Sarah Palin's Vagina Will Save the Planet

McCain: Sarah Palin's Vagina Will Save the Planet

US and A - Citing recent unclassified Pentagon documents, John McCain explained his reason for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate to Tom Brokaw on NBC's Meet the Press. "I chose Sarah for the sheer circumference of her vajayj...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Be Sewn Up*

Britney Spears' Vagina To Be Sewn Up*

A vagina belonging to pop superstar Britney Spears, is to be sewn up, according to some people in a courthouse Spears' vagina has been the subject of countless stories in the media, especially on obscure English satirical news website TheSpoof.com...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty blames Jade Goody's 'landfill site' vagina for medical woes

Shilpa Shetty blames Jade Goody's 'landfill site' vagina for medical woes

Mumbai - (Tasteless Crap Mess): Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty has hinted that 'having a vagina like a landfill site' is more likely than bad karma to be responsible for Celebrity Big Racist ranter Jade Goody's medical woes. The Big Boss star tol...

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Funny story: Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angeline Jolie, the big-lipped star of Tomb Raider today confirmed she was expecting twins thus abandoning any hope of retaining a youthful tuppence.

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Funny story: Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Mexican Taco Looks Like Vagina

Across the world there have been images on trees, rocks and even the sky that have reminded people of God, Jesus, his mother and all kinds of natural and supernatural phenomena.

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