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Funny story: Ivy League Expands to Ten Schools: Admits Morgan State and Grambling State.

Ivy League Expands to Ten Schools: Admits Morgan State and Grambling State.

In a press release distributed earlier today by his Office, Jeff Orleans, Commissioner of the Ivy League, officially announced that the Ivy League would expand to ten teams by admitting Morgan State and Grambling State University.

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Funny story: University Life

University Life

Obviously coming to University was a fantastic opportunity. I mean, the chance to pay £3,000 for something that cost £1,200 the year before was a chance I had to seize. It was my first step onto the educational ladder, and it was just waiting for me. I am a Law Student and since October 1 st 2006, I have learned some important things that will remain with me for the rest of my life, and I don'...

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Funny story: Mohammed Jones Tapped

Mohammed Jones Tapped

Eagle Eyed Security Guard Mohammed Jones has apparently been wire tapped by the National Security Agency Jones Graduated 2nd in his class at the University of Stroudsburgh majoring in...

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Funny story: SEC fines Vanderbilt fans for storming court after win over Florida; stricter sanctions proposed

SEC fines Vanderbilt fans for storming court after win over Florida; stricter sanctions proposed

After fining Vanderbilt University for their fans' unruly behavior after a basketball victory, the SEC has decided to ban cheering from all sporting events.

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Funny story: Mysterious last page of Bible found

Mysterious last page of Bible found

Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.

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Funny story: Government report reveals that women who go to university 'loose the ability to cook and clean'

Government report reveals that women who go to university 'loose the ability to cook and clean'

A new report today revealed what many of us had suspected for years, that womens' natural and inate ability to hoover, dust, cook and clean is being eroded away by over-education.

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Funny story: University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

University of Oregon to Change School Mascot

Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...

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Funny story: Princeton strikes out on a bold path

Princeton strikes out on a bold path

Princeton University, originally The College of New Jersey, a Protestant seminary in colonial days, has made the brave decision to commit to an austere path; Princeton will freeze its tuition at $33,000. per year.

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Funny story: Canadians nail Bush's fake academic records

Canadians nail Bush's fake academic records

Toronto, Ontario - (Associated Mess): A northern Ontario university's guerilla marketing campaign of vilifying George Bush's alleged alma mater Yale University has provoked unprecedented global approval after it's slogan "GRADUATIN...

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Funny story: Auburn Football Announces "Fear the Dumb" Campaign

Auburn Football Announces "Fear the Dumb" Campaign

Auburn, AL - Auburn University's Athletics Department announced today a program that has taken their alumni by surprise. Following last year's 4th victory over an injury riddled Crimson Tide, Alabama Fans seemed to be upset when Coach Tuberville hel...

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Funny story: Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Researchers at Jakarta's renowned Hebrew University recently published a study conclusively proving that Psychiatry should be classified as a religion. The study consisted of a study of Psychiatric textbooks and journals (which will now be known as s...

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Funny story: Chavs More Likely to go Deaf

Chavs More Likely to go Deaf

Recent research carried out by the University of North Shetlands have found a credible link between Chavs and hearing problems, in particular deafness.

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Funny story: Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Sillwater, OKLAHOMA (UPI)--President Bush yesterday delivered a commencement address to the 2006 graduating class of Oklahoma State University, urging students to get involved in world war on behalf of rich Republicans like himself and to "serve...

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Funny story: Fish Oil Helps Fish

Fish Oil Helps Fish

NORWICH - Thousands of fish in hundreds of schools across the seven seas, could be the beneficiary of a new ground breaking study now underway in this university city. Young fish are being studied to see if re-ingested fish oil in capsule form, helps...

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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons USC Lost To Texas

Top Ten Reasons USC Lost To Texas

(With apologies to Mr. Letterman, the following are the top ten reasons why the USC Trojans lost the National Championship Game to the University of Texas Longhorns ):...

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Funny story: Congregation of Electrocuted Pastor Demand Refund from Electric Co-op

Congregation of Electrocuted Pastor Demand Refund from Electric Co-op

Waco, Texas -- Parishoners at University Baptist Church, where the Rev. Garound Folt was electrocuted during a deep water baptism last week have reportedly demanded a "substantial reduction" in their most electric bill from Prarie Gas & El...

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Funny story: USC Wal-Mart to Offer Heiress & MrS Degrees: Paige Lauire

USC Wal-Mart to Offer Heiress & MrS Degrees: Paige Lauire

University Park -- WalMart Heiress Paige Laurie cut the ribbon today at Southern California's largest Wal-Mart Supercenter, on the site of the former USC campus. In addition to an auto center, grocery, and outpatient surgical center, the new S...

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