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Funny story: 5000 Santas Laid Off

5000 Santas Laid Off

There was some bad news for the Government in the Commons today, when Employment Secretary Albert Dole announced that 5000 Santa Claus jobs had "gone to the wall" since Christmas Day.

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Funny story: Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

Chimpanzee Unemployment, Homelessness On The Rise

BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.

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Funny story: Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.

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Funny story: ASKFRFRED44GIVENESS - 3/6/07

ASKFRFRED44GIVENESS - 3/6/07

Bless me Father for I have sinned,it has been a week since my last confession.Father,I am not a catholic but I feel so guilty that I might as well be one or one of those pre-catholics...oh yeah,jews.I continue to kill relatively innocent folks who join my organization because their region of the country has terrible schools and high unemployment-both of which are a direct result of my governmental...

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Funny story: Unemployment in Children Under 12 Skyrockets

Unemployment in Children Under 12 Skyrockets

Arguably the clearest illustration of the horrific condition of our economy, a study by the New York Times has shown unemployment in children under the age of twelve to be at an all-time high. The study revealed that nearly 93% of children in America...

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Funny story: Unemployment hits 100% in Alabama

Unemployment hits 100% in Alabama

Alabama Governor Robert Riley was "let go" yesterday officially bringing Alabama's unemployment rate up to a staggering 100%. Even the unemployment office is unemployed making it difficult if not impossible to find any type of work in t...

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Funny story: Glasgow Job-Centre Releases Mothballed Unemployment Plan

Glasgow Job-Centre Releases Mothballed Unemployment Plan

Aye, wot the fuck, the jobcentre's making me go on this course thing in a couple of weeks and they can make you go to these detention centres like refugees so i did a bit a research to see if i can maybe sign on in some other country, start off fro...

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