Showing:

Funny satire stories about Uncategorized

Try another search?

Funny story: David Davis resigns to fight for British Gas to answer phones more quickly

David Davis resigns to fight for British Gas to answer phones more quickly

Hot on the heels of his recent resignation, Secretary for Shadows in the next Conservative Government, David Davis, has decided to contest the seat he resigned from in a by-election organised to replace himself with himself.

Read full story
Funny story: Michael Jackson To Buy Guantanamo Bay

Michael Jackson To Buy Guantanamo Bay

Michael Jackson, the jaded pop star, is back in the headlines again after it emerged that he has made enquiries about the availability of Guantanemo Bay detention centre.

Read full story
Funny story: Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother housemate and disrespected black person Alexandra de Gale, was yesterday involved in a new crisis when, in front of million of TV viewers, she was openly violated by fellow housemate, Rex, who, to be hone...

Read full story
Funny story: Body piercing research omits historical origins

Body piercing research omits historical origins

The recent research revealing that 10% of the population have lumps of metal shrapnel, curtain and key rings inserted through body parts other than their ears, has failed to draw on the historical origins of this crude fashion form.

Read full story
Funny story: British Fuel 'Not Expensive Enough'

British Fuel 'Not Expensive Enough'

A British consumer group today claimed that fuel for cars and lorries wasn't expensive enough.

Read full story
Funny story: Fuel Crisis Deepens As Rooney Flies Family To Italian Wedding

Fuel Crisis Deepens As Rooney Flies Family To Italian Wedding

The UK fuel crisis has worsened today following Wayne Rooney's last minute decision to fly his raggle-taggle chavvy gypsy family out to Italy to witness his lavish wedding.

Read full story
Funny story: Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

(Washington) - Despite having loaded the Supreme Court with neo-fascists during his two terms, President George W. Bush received a hard shot to the groin today when the court voted 5-4 to allow detainees being held by the U.S. military at Guantanamo...

Read full story
Funny story: Emma Watson Opens A Crisp Factory

Emma Watson Opens A Crisp Factory

It seems like history is repeating itself and once again Harry Potter actress Miss. Watson's copy cat skills have prevailed. Because this time, on hearing that fellow actor Radders had got his hands on a brand new spanking crisp factory, she too...

Read full story
Funny story: Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England centre forward, has married his childhood sweetheart, a pig named Colly, in a ceremony at the 17th Century Villa Durazzo in the Italian town of Portofino, the mayor of...

Read full story
Funny story: New events approved just in time for Beijing Olympics

New events approved just in time for Beijing Olympics

In a surprise move mere weeks before the start of the Olympic games in Beijing, the International Olympic Committee have announced the inclusion of some extra events to broaden the appeal for television watchers of the games throughout the world.

Read full story
Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Not content with just causing obesity via his chocolate factory, Daniel Radcliffe or Radders as we all like to call him, has bought a crisp factory so he can line his bank account with profits from more bad tasting, cheaply made, insanely high in fat...

Read full story
Funny story: Gordon Brown personally telephones another voter

Gordon Brown personally telephones another voter

Hot on the heals of his fantastic, incredible, unbelievable, Conservative-beating and amazing majority of, er, 9 in the recent Commons vote on 42 days detention, Prime Minister Gordon Brown decided to telephone a random British voter to join in the c...

Read full story
Funny story: Tomato Problems Traced To Mexican Farms

Tomato Problems Traced To Mexican Farms

The tomato ban, which spread from Texas and New Mexico to nine states, then seventeen states, and then the entire country, has been traced to product imported from Mexico.

Read full story
Funny story: Giant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins

Giant Floating Turds to Blame for Beached Dolphins

Marine biologists at Exeter University are developing a new theory for the mass beaching and subsequent deaths of Dolphins off the coast of Falmouth earlier this week. Scientists now suspect a flotilla of faeces discharged from a facility in Southam...

Read full story
Funny story: Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother Alex Shown Disrepect

Big Brother, the TV reality show was wallowing in a new controversy today after Alexandra de-Gale alleged she had been disrespected by other housemates specifically, and white people in general.

Read full story
Funny story: Hull City Sign Wonderkid

Hull City Sign Wonderkid

The ever expanding squad of players being assembled at the Casey Jones stadium has increased by one more today with the arrival of former South Park junior, Mr Eric Cartman.

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Says No Regrets About Iraq; Dead Feel Somewhat Different

Bush Says No Regrets About Iraq; Dead Feel Somewhat Different

(Meseberg, Germany) - President Bush today, while visiting "main squeeze" Angela "Angel-A" Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, let everyone know that he was as happy as a clam about the Iraq War, while sending a message to Iran that &q...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more