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Funny story: Toughest yet UN sanctions against North Korea

Toughest yet UN sanctions against North Korea

Following the testing of two nuclear weapons by the isolated and ever so slightly paranoid North Korea, the UN security council has vowed to impose its toughest yet, set of sanctions against one of the worlds looniest leaders. Former British Prime...

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Funny story: Boycott Threatens Racism Conference

Boycott Threatens Racism Conference

The United Nations was left reeling today from a savage verbal attack from Geoffrey Boycott. The former England opening batsman launched an angry tirade on the eve of a racism conference. "How can they talk seriously about dealing with racism thro...

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Funny story: North Korea Evades UN Sanctions

North Korea Evades UN Sanctions

New York, NY: Kim Jong Il, the leader of North Korea, traveled to United Nations headquarters today. He came to deliver a speech to an emergency session of the Security Council as to the intent of North Korea's missile launch of 5 April 2009. Kim...

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Funny story: UN tax on all foods sans aspartame

UN tax on all foods sans aspartame

NEW YORK, NY - The minister of UN Special Population Progroms, Dr. Trangesieh Eathdieh, announced today that all foods not containing a minimum required dosage of the drug aspartame will be heavily taxed. The population control measure is thought ne...

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Funny story: Battleship Buggerall Stars at UN

Battleship Buggerall Stars at UN

When the collective of writers originally penned the classic stories based around the Battleship Bugerall, they never dreamed for one minute that they would one day take centre stage at the United Nations. The success of the Below Decks stories ha...

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Funny story: UN selects Nottinghamese as new world dialect

UN selects Nottinghamese as new world dialect

The United Nations Language Unification Commission last night ended its long deliberations over which dialect of the English language should become the standard for The New Word Order. The head of the commission, Sir Tain Toby Adaftbuga, in our re...

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Funny story: Overheard Recently At The United Nations

Overheard Recently At The United Nations

At a recent confab session at The United Nations Security Council's main assembly hall, a microphone was inadvertently left open and captured the following exchange between several representatives of foreign countries: "The truest thing that can be said of any two Americans is that one will have nothing to say and the other one will hang on every word." "Oh, mes amis, no, no, no, zee trues...

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Funny story: UN: It's OK To Be Anti-Semitic... But Not Anti-Zionist

UN: It's OK To Be Anti-Semitic... But Not Anti-Zionist

After many months of debate the UN has finally announced that it is acceptable to be openly antisemitic, but at the cost of being openly anti-Zionist. A poll showed the majority of voters were in favour of sacrificing the ability to insult Israel...

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Funny story: New Member for United Nations

New Member for United Nations

In a strange twist in international politics today, The United Nations voted in the Tesco Corporation as the 193rd member of the General Assembly. Although Tesco does not fit the usual understanding of what constitutes a nation state, it seems tha...

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Funny story: United Nations to Move Headquarters to Gaza

United Nations to Move Headquarters to Gaza

New York, NY: The Secretary General of the United Nations (UN) announced today that their world headquarters will be relocated from New York City to Gaza. Hamas has offered the UN a choice piece of tax free real estate and recently remodeled build...

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Funny story: Angelina-Jolie suffers an emotional breakdown in public after U.N. asks her to use birth control

Angelina-Jolie suffers an emotional breakdown in public after U.N. asks her to use birth control

New York, New York - Angelina-Jolie suffered an emotional breakdown at a press conference while promoting her new movie, "The Changeling" today. Just moments before, backstage, she had just been handed a personal communiqué from the U.N. Secretar...

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Funny story: UN Convoy Delivers Aid to DR Congo

UN Convoy Delivers Aid to DR Congo

A UN convoy has finally arrived in rebel-held territory in the Devastated Republic of Congo, bringing supplies to some of the 250,000 refugees displaced by the civil war. It is the first aid in weeks for those stranded in areas controlled by the...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...

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Funny story: UN Security Council Condems US for Exporting Economic Terrorism!

UN Security Council Condems US for Exporting Economic Terrorism!

NY,NY/ Wall Street Journal - The UN Security Council has voted to censure the US for exporting toxic mortgages around the world causing life threatening financial infections now being called "The Democratic Flu." The insidious ailment reportedl...

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Funny story: UN Spanks UK for Kicking the Kiddies!

UN Spanks UK for Kicking the Kiddies!

United Nation's child welfare advocates chastised jolly ole England for what they see as the "Les Miserable" treatment of British laddies and lassies. The Scot practice of jailing 8 year olds and the England's imprisonment of children whom are on...

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Funny story: Bush Denies All Personal Responsibility at UN

Bush Denies All Personal Responsibility at UN

After almost eight years of unremitting disaster, unrepentant GW Bush told the assembled representatives of the world's nations that he had no regrets. Bush explained to UN representatives that Russia caused the hurricanes after which his admin...

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Funny story: UN Official Calls for Promotion of Buggery

UN Official Calls for Promotion of Buggery

At the United Nations Population Control Conference in Istanbul last week the Saudi Arabian-born executive director of the UN Population Fund, MsThoraya Obaid, called for more funding for the propagation of Third World population control and the 'de-...

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