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Funny story: Teabagging - What's That All About?

Teabagging - What's That All About?

Skoob News, despite being under the radar these days, has found out what teabagging means! And to be frank - it's a little bit of a shocker... Why do people insist on describing weird practices with everyday type names? Here at Skoob News, we t...

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Funny story: Britain to reintroduce death penalty

Britain to reintroduce death penalty

In a back to basics policy change David Cameron, Prime Minister, announced today the return of the death penalty in Great Britain. "To be fair the death penalty never came off the statute books", he said, "we are just extending the penalties where...

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Funny story: Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...

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Funny story: Common sense up to £1.95 a litre

Common sense up to £1.95 a litre

Outrage in the UK last night as the Department of Lack of Energy and Initiative (DLEI - one to remember) announced that common sense would be subjected to a CSI (sorry - not anything exciting like Crime Scene Investigation, just the rather more bland...

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Funny story: Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan. This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...

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Funny story: Nottingham Public Toilet Doors to be given Names in place of Numbers!

Nottingham Public Toilet Doors to be given Names in place of Numbers!

Nottingham Spoof Gazette - Despite the spending cutbacks, Councillors on the Labour controlled Nottingham City Council, have agreed as part of the 'softening' of the perception of it having the 'Crime Queen City of the Midlands' reputation. Counci...

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Funny story: UK Bakes In Heat-wave

UK Bakes In Heat-wave

Many people areas of the UK have been struggling to cope with temperatures as high as 10ºC following a month of cold weather in December. Yorkshire and Durham have been the worst affected areas, with some people having to take their wooly jump...

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Funny story: New method called Betanomics to end recession in UK

New method called Betanomics to end recession in UK

Presenting at the UK jobs summit hosted by David Cameron with the leaders of most of the top 20 companies in the UK, an Oxford Classics Don revealed his new way to move Britain out of recession. Professor Ira Glyfickx, originally from Belgium, put...

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Funny story: Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

More reporters will go undercover more often than ever in 2011, to capitalize on the vast number of aging, fleshy men with a dollop of power and a propensity for bigging themselves up.  Editors at publications across the UK have decided the only...

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Funny story: New Poll Confirms Almost Everybody Hates Their Job

New Poll Confirms Almost Everybody Hates Their Job

A new poll confirms one of those things everybody knows but nobody talks about: call it a job, a career or a mission, most people hate it at worst and tolerate it at best. When asked, 99.714% of people agreed they if their job was a person they'...

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Funny story: JLS Fashion Disease Sweeping U.K.

JLS Fashion Disease Sweeping U.K.

A new fashion craze is sweeping the country faster than the Black Death, with the potential consequences being quoted as 'equally as disastrous.' Those most in danger are teenage boys and young adult men, who are being targeted by High Street stores...

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Funny story: US Halloween and UK Halloween are not the same Halloween, scary!

US Halloween and UK Halloween are not the same Halloween, scary!

The US are stark raving bonkers about Halloween and hoped, like every other sickness they export, that it would catch on back in the "Old World" with their main allies the UK. The UK normally are first to adopt everything that the US throws at the...

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Funny story: Back to the Future: Harriers Junked, Refurbished Spitfire Squadrons Assigned to New Carriers!

Back to the Future: Harriers Junked, Refurbished Spitfire Squadrons Assigned to New Carriers!

In a financial and military defense accommodation arrived at after intense internal debate, the Coalition has announced it will go ahead with the construction of two new aircraft carriers, but that they will be stocked with WWII fighter planes to kee...

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Funny story: Scotland "Can't Afford Union"

Scotland "Can't Afford Union"

Scotland can no longer afford the union with the rest of the UK, according to Scottish Nationalist Party Finance Secretary John Swinney. He told the SNP conference in Perth that proposed UK government spending cuts could mean that the Scottish par...

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Funny story: Dogging: Another Reason To Thank God That We Won The War of Independence

Dogging: Another Reason To Thank God That We Won The War of Independence

Experts, patriots and, frankly, anyone with a lick of sense is falling to their knees and thanking their Higher Power that the Colonist rebels managed to win independence over England, for any one of a thousand reasons. Add "Dogging", and we're a...

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Funny story: UK Shuts Down For The Day - Nobody Can Be Arsed

UK Shuts Down For The Day - Nobody Can Be Arsed

The United Kingdom was slowly shutting down as the day progressed, with people citing 'can't be arsed' as a major factor, as the shut down gathered momentum around about tea time. The first signs of a total shutdown emerged this morning as postmen...

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Funny story: Fordingbridge Tragedy - Local Kids Mug For The Cameras

Fordingbridge Tragedy - Local Kids Mug For The Cameras

Following the tragic murder of a woman and her two children, aged 1 and 2 in Fordingbridge Hants, followed by the suicide by hanging of a man, there were scenes eerily reminiscent of those in Rothbury, as gunman Raoul Moat was cornered by police offi...

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