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Funny story: Queen Orders All UFOs Shot Down

Queen Orders All UFOs Shot Down

London-- Queen Elizabeth II has told Prime Minister Gordon Brown she wants any and all UFOs over the UK shot down. The queen has an insatiable curiosity about flying saucers and desperately wants to understand the puzzling phenomena. She also has...

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Funny story: Ominous craft sighted as Waco cult leader mother's body vanishes from Texan morgue

Ominous craft sighted as Waco cult leader mother's body vanishes from Texan morgue

Chandler, Texas - (X-Files Mess): "Total crap!" is how Henderson County Sheriff Ray Nutt (sic? no kidding!) described reports of UFO gamma ray burst activity above the Houston morgue from where the body of Waco cult leader David Koresh's mother disap...

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Funny story: Broken Russian Satellite Preps Radioactive Aliens

Broken Russian Satellite Preps Radioactive Aliens

Once again, America has to stop Russia from aiding an invasion from outer space. After an old Soviet-built nuclear-powered satellite started spewing fragments of possible nuclear coolant, Russian scientists rushed to emphasize that the satellite is b...

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Funny story: UFO cloud over Prince of Wales

UFO cloud over Prince of Wales

Clarence House - (Tin Foil Hat Mess): A Zyklon B-powered 'flying saucer' has been spotted hovering over Prince Charles during a furtive visit to the Three Newts pub on the Dyfi Estuary near Aberystwyth according to MoD sources. The craft 'looked a...

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Funny story: UFO Disguised as AirBus Lands In Hudson River

UFO Disguised as AirBus Lands In Hudson River

An alien spaceship in the form of an earthling airplane landed in plain sight in the Hudson river between New York and New Jersey, according to a leading global news fabricator. The government cover story is some bull and cock tale about a brave and...

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Funny story: UFO 'ghostship nanocraft' behind US Airways Flight 1549 Hudson River debacle?

UFO 'ghostship nanocraft' behind US Airways Flight 1549 Hudson River debacle?

New York - (X-Files Mess): Were 'spooky UFO ghostship nanocraft' behind the 'bird attack' on US Airways Flight 1549 from La Guardia to Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday? That is the question civil aviation investigators are probing amid reports...

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Funny story: Inspirational Painter adds UFOs to pictures

Inspirational Painter adds UFOs to pictures

Placerville, California-Internationaly famous inspirational painter Thomas Kinkade said today that starting immediately, his new paintings will each feature a prominetly displayed UFO. "I was abducted by aliens. I was told to paint these horribly...

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Funny story: Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

Crop Circles Found In Woman's Hair

A Shropshire woman had the shock of her life yesterday, when she woke from her slumbers to find crop circles in her hair. Half-asleep mother-of-two, Mary Smith, was making breakfast for her children Amy, 4, and Jack, 2, when her daughter suddenly...

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Funny story: Accrington Alien Invasion Ends With A Whimper Not A Bang

Accrington Alien Invasion Ends With A Whimper Not A Bang

Accrington - It is with some relief that this reporter can confirm that the alien invasion of Accrington Lancs is finally over. Following days of ray gun fire, death ray useage, light sabre duelling, golf club abuse and other related malarkey, the...

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Funny story: UFO Attacks X-Files Wind Farm

UFO Attacks X-Files Wind Farm

Enthusiasts from the UFO organisation 12th Planet are claiming the massive damage to a Smegmashire wind farm turbine was caused by a mystery alien spacecraft from the planet Nibiru. The turbine at Doggers Clough lost one 66ft (20m) blade and anot...

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Funny story: Lincolnshire 'UFO' Wind turbine incident inquiry have bizzarely implicated Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Winner

Lincolnshire 'UFO' Wind turbine incident inquiry have bizzarely implicated Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Winner

On Wednesday, a giant 65ft blade was ripped off a 300ft high wind turbine in Conisholme, Licolnshire. Local residents were awoken at 4am after strange 'tentacle' shaped lights were spotted streaking towards the wind generator. 55yr old mother...

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Funny story: Taiwan Strait basalt rock wall 'part of antediluvian Lemuria UFO hangar'

Taiwan Strait basalt rock wall 'part of antediluvian Lemuria UFO hangar'

Taiwan - (X-Files Mess): A huge 200 metre-long, 50 metre-high undersea basalt rock rampart off the Pescadores archipelago was once the wall of a giant Lemurian UFO hangar according to the latest NASA oceanographic survey. "The formation is encrypt...

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Funny story: UFO Fleet Buzzes West Midlands

UFO Fleet Buzzes West Midlands

Reports coming from Halesowen in the West Midlands last night appeared to indicate that a huge UFO fleet performed a fly past of the area in a dramatic extra-terrestrial inspired lightshow. At about eight o'clock. Apparently. Local man, Mr S...

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Funny story: Massive dreidel-shaped Hannukah UFO appears over Madoff's Lipstick Building

Massive dreidel-shaped Hannukah UFO appears over Madoff's Lipstick Building

New York - (Ponzi Ponce Mess): "At first we thought it was giant inflatable dreidel," neighbors of Ponzi-scam trickster Bernard Madhoff said today following reports of an ominous Hannukah UFO seen hovering over the disgraced trader's Lipstick Buildin...

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Funny story: Another UFO Lands On Another Man's Head

Another UFO Lands On Another Man's Head

In what has been called a "copycat incident", in Greendale, a village in Milwaukee County, Wisconsin, another UFO landed on another man's head just after breakfast yesterday morning. Arthur J. Wallenger, a local man, was out taking his morning str...

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Funny story: UFO Lands On Man's Head

UFO Lands On Man's Head

A man in Gloucester had the scariest moment of his life yesterday, when an unidentified flying object - known as a UFO - landed on his head whilst he was taking cuttings from some roses in his garden. Thomas Giro, 58, had been about his business f...

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Funny story: Feds catch Prince Jefri Archer 'hiding in Roswell UFO hangar'

Feds catch Prince Jefri Archer 'hiding in Roswell UFO hangar'

Roswell, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer has been caught by Federal Agents hiding inside a disused Groom Lake UFO hangar. Jefri, 69, was tracked down by the FBI's Operation Landslide division after inter...

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