CANTONVILLE, NEW YORK - In a bizarre turn of events, a man shoots down an alien aircraft with a home-made RPG, as his wife records it on video camera and then disappears. This all happened sometime last Thursday, the man told WEIRD Weekly. I took a trip to his house up in the rocky Adirondacks to investigate. I was invited into the house and offered coffee. I declined, and asked to see the video e...
London - (X-Files Mess): A fleet of over 100 UFOs has been reported massing above London's X-Cell Centre under cover of the latest cloaking device technology ahead of next week's ultimate bankrupt vanity PR exercise the G20 Summit. "Earth's ancest...
Essex - (X-Files Mess): The MoD was swamped with reports of a UFO sighting over Jade Goody's house in Essex today amid reports that an extraterrestrial 'welcome home' advance party was planning to escort the ailing reality tv contestant back to her a...
Cheltenham, Gloucs - (X-Files Mess): Remains of an ominous mystery space craft were found burning on the racecourse track this morning. The Prestbury Park site said today it may now have to cancel its prestigeous annual race meeting to which hundr...
According to a drunk Cockney, UFOs do exist and aliens may already have landed on earth. Bert Bertson said, "Aright guvner, apples and pears! Oi've seen them UFOs with me own eyes. Oi was down the market the other day, at the butchers, and Oi had...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (An Inconvenient Spoof Mess): "Hell, we are screwed!" was the only comment from NASA spokesman George Diller as the Agency's flagship Orbiting Carbon Observatory global warning (sic) satellite was blasted to smithereens...
A just released report from some hot air experts in the field, could explain that mysterious UFO sightings go hand in hand with a puzzling natural phenomenon known as sprites - flashes high in the atmosphere triggered by thunderstorms in clouds that...
New York - Low flying UFOs were spotted yesterday in Central Park. Mysterious coloured disks were reported at extremely low altitudes from zero to 6 metres, extremely rare for UFO sightings. More rare yet, the unidentified disks made direct physic...
Atlantic Ocean - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): Thames Estuary Airport backers are elated at reports that an Atlantean 'grid of streets' captured on satellite may be a 'pre-Lemurian UFO airport runway' and not the remains of the fabled ancient Cit...
London-- Queen Elizabeth II has told Prime Minister Gordon Brown she wants any and all UFOs over the UK shot down. The queen has an insatiable curiosity about flying saucers and desperately wants to understand the puzzling phenomena. She also has...
Chandler, Texas - (X-Files Mess): "Total crap!" is how Henderson County Sheriff Ray Nutt (sic? no kidding!) described reports of UFO gamma ray burst activity above the Houston morgue from where the body of Waco cult leader David Koresh's mother disap...
Once again, America has to stop Russia from aiding an invasion from outer space. After an old Soviet-built nuclear-powered satellite started spewing fragments of possible nuclear coolant, Russian scientists rushed to emphasize that the satellite is b...
Clarence House - (Tin Foil Hat Mess): A Zyklon B-powered 'flying saucer' has been spotted hovering over Prince Charles during a furtive visit to the Three Newts pub on the Dyfi Estuary near Aberystwyth according to MoD sources. The craft 'looked a...
An alien spaceship in the form of an earthling airplane landed in plain sight in the Hudson river between New York and New Jersey, according to a leading global news fabricator. The government cover story is some bull and cock tale about a brave and...
New York - (X-Files Mess): Were 'spooky UFO ghostship nanocraft' behind the 'bird attack' on US Airways Flight 1549 from La Guardia to Charlotte, North Carolina yesterday? That is the question civil aviation investigators are probing amid reports...
Placerville, California-Internationaly famous inspirational painter Thomas Kinkade said today that starting immediately, his new paintings will each feature a prominetly displayed UFO. "I was abducted by aliens. I was told to paint these horribly...
A Shropshire woman had the shock of her life yesterday, when she woke from her slumbers to find crop circles in her hair. Half-asleep mother-of-two, Mary Smith, was making breakfast for her children Amy, 4, and Jack, 2, when her daughter suddenly...
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