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Funny story: Stingy Blair Blasted for Donating Millions

Stingy Blair Blasted for Donating Millions

FORMER Prime Minister Tony Blair has been lambasted for donating all the proceeds from his memoirs to a veterans charity. Although British workers have been donating up to a half of everything they earn to a similar charity for their entire workin...

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Funny story: Blair To Donate Life Story Cash To Army

Blair To Donate Life Story Cash To Army

Big hearted former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has today announced that he will donate all the proceeds of his memoirs to the Armed Forces in a bid to drive up falling recruitment numbers. Brave The peace loving ex Premier said "Those poor boys...

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Funny story: Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

Blair's French Foreign Legion donation shocker

London - (Legionnaires Disease News): The Legion's legendary reputation for attracting criminals on the run and would-be mercenaries may have attracted Blair to donate the proceeds of his sordid fiction, military hysterians commented today. The ne...

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Funny story: Blair knocks the jokers

Blair knocks the jokers

Tony Blair, the former British Prime Minister, criticised unmercifully for his role in taking this country into the war in Iraq has made a clever move. In an act of self sacrifice he has given all the money for the advance on his book about himse...

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Funny story: British Legion rejects Tony Blair "bribe"

British Legion rejects Tony Blair "bribe"

The Royal British Legion, which represents thousands of past and present servicemen and women today rejected a large donation by war criminal Tony Blair, calling it a "bribe". Blair, who made millions of pounds after he resigned as British Prime M...

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Funny story: Blair set to become Government Peace Czar

Blair set to become Government Peace Czar

Following in the footsteps of Labourites Frank Field, John Hutton and Alan Milburn, Tony Blair is set to join the Government as an adviser. He will become the Peace Czar. This gesture from the Coalition Government to Blair is seen as an attempt to...

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Funny story: Tony Blair book-signing - all customers' bags to be searched for WMDs

Tony Blair book-signing - all customers' bags to be searched for WMDs

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is visiting London to promote some crappy new book he has written but has insisted that anyone who wants him to autograph their copy must wear a coloured armband, give up their cameras and phones and allow their bags...

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Funny story: Tony Blair facing prison

Tony Blair facing prison

Many would love the expression "Chickens come home to roost" tattooed on Tony Blair's forehead but he won't need any reminding of it's meaning. Throughout his shameful premiership, he promised the earth to brainwashed 'believers' and left spin doc...

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Funny story: Blair Finds Out Who He Is

Blair Finds Out Who He Is

Tony Blair's ancestry has been unearthed for the TV programme 'Who Do You Think You Are?' and will lead to a fascinating programme. The Scottish roots of the Blair's, formerly the McBlairs, provide a McBlair Tartan and even a McBlair Clan. They we...

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Funny story: Tony Blair - "I lied about everything"

Tony Blair - "I lied about everything"

Tony Blair has sensationally admitted - "I lied about everything, start to finish." "Things can only get better? - sorry about that. Flim flam about world class education? - oops. Weapons of mass destruction? - What a dogs breakfast!" "I'm a l...

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Funny story: BP to fund Tony Blair's nomination in the US Presidential election race

BP to fund Tony Blair's nomination in the US Presidential election race

BPs Oil Slick HQ, United States: BP, known as 'British Petroleum' by President Obama, have decided to fund Tony Blair's Republican nomination at the next US elections. BP who have had to 'bite the bullet' in the last few weeks, as President Obama...

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Funny story: Tony Blair to become a Republican Candidate, to challenge President Obama at the next Presidential election.

Tony Blair to become a Republican Candidate, to challenge President Obama at the next Presidential election.

Washington, USA: Tony Blair, having been garlanded: in January 2009 with the "Presidential Medal of Freedom" by George W Bush, in recognition of the "exemplary achievement" that included his support for the "War on Terror", has now receieved another...

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Funny story: William Hague concerned as Tony Blair's bodyguards cost 250,000 pounds in expenses

William Hague concerned as Tony Blair's bodyguards cost 250,000 pounds in expenses

William Hague is indeed concerned at Government spending which it was disclosed that Tony Blair and his family over a year, including officers' wages, are estimated to have cost taxpayers over 6 million pounds. Taxpayers have every right to be up in arms at this ridiculous expenditure. We must face it, British politicians are not in as much danger (assassination-wise) as U.S. politicians. T...

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Funny story: Blair to solve unemployment problem

Blair to solve unemployment problem

Tony Blair, former Prime Minister, has announced a plan, which he has organised in coalition with the Queen, to deal with the problem of unemployment. He is to take on many of the civil servants and industrial workers when they are made redundan...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Receiving Liberty Medal from America No Big Deal, Really

Tony Blair Receiving Liberty Medal from America No Big Deal, Really

Breaking news out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania this morning: America's National Constitution Center has named England's Tony Blair as their choice to receive their annual Liberty Medal. He is set to receive the honor in September from former Preside...

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Funny story: Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction

Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction

London - (WMD Mess): Feckless IRA-fellating tosser Tony Blair is to be honored with the USA's most prestigeous medal for blatant corruption. Terror accomplice Bill Clinton is to personally present him with the Diabolical Liberty Medal in September...

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Funny story: Leo Sayer "Furious" at Blair Snub

Leo Sayer "Furious" at Blair Snub

Leo Sayer has been described as "livid" by close friends last night, after ex-UK premier Tony Blair declined an offer to stay in his holiday home in Hastings this summer. Pop legend Sayer, 58, flew into a blind rage at the response, which he descr...

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