Prime Minister Gordon Brown was caught by store detectives at his local Tesco store leaving with a calculator which he hadn't paid for. When stopped by security, he immediately admitted that he hadn't paid for it and offered to pay straight away.
LOS ANGELES, California - Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has no problem stealing the spotlight, but she has a serious problem with the little rugrats who stole jewelry from her dressing room after they appeared with her on America's Got Idols Wednesd...
A female thief known as Fatima the Thief who is apparently responsible for hundreds of robberies in the North of England seems to keep getting away with her crimes because she wears a Burka. She allegedly attacked a 92 year old man in Newcastle and s...
Boston - (Impressionist Mess): Fugitive Boston gang leader James 'Whitey' Bulger's involvement in a daring 1990 art robbery has been branded a whitewash following the discovery of a 100 gallon drum of distemper concealed in the art gallery's laundry.
Three MPs accused last week of multiple offences under the 1968 Theft Act, have vowed to use an obscure Law passed by William the Deceitful in 1432 to avoid a lengthy prison Sentence. One of the three broke down in crocodile tears outside his 15 b...
Famous for numerous movie roles, most recently acting as "Zed" in the Men in Black series, aging actor and now alleged bank robber, Rip Torn, was held in Connecticut jail following a failed attempt at making an early withdrawal without an account.
Wile E. Coyote was captured in the South Main Street branch of First Citizen's National Trust bank as he attempted to steal money. The coyote entered the bank masked and carrying a shotgun. He held up a sign that read "Put the money in the bag! L...
In a shock discovery, Susan Boyle returned home to find a man in her house. The Scottish tree pig had been recording a song for the 'Stop Haiti Shaking' fund, when she returned to her council house in West Lothian. As she opened the front door...
A cheeky shoplifter's ten year thieving spree came to an abrupt end recently when he was arrested after being spotted by an eagle eyed shop assistant in Harold's Department Store in London's trendy Knightsbridge. Ava Gander, 29, an interfering cow...
Police in Lytham St Annes are hunting the renowned pen Thief Arthur Garlic, who is believed to be at large in the Fylde area. Detective Inspector Phil Inns of the Fylde constabulary, wants the public to help. "Mr Garlic is a person of particula...
In Court today, after watching former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith on BBC's "Question Time", a self-confessed bank robber claimed: "Yes. I did it. I've apologised, and I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault. I blame the system which never told me it was w...
The rise in religious criminals shows no sign of slowing. In America a bank robber wept and discussed Jesus before stealing $20 and a mobile phone. On Sunday at the Immaculate Conception in Wellingborough notorious gangster Father Frank O'Malley...
Anthony Marshall, 85 year old son of the late heiress and philanthropist Brooke Astor, has been found guilty of looting the estate of his mother for over $200 million dollars. Marshall was convicted by a New York jury on 14 counts of grand larceny a...
A Louisberg resident sold his life insurance policy to the Rob-u-quick Bank last month after seeing the ads on TV targeted to seniors. Mr. T. J. Mc Corkle of Louisburg, NC and his wife of forty-seven years were having a hard time living on their smal...
A expert team of crime investigators who staged a re-enactment of a violent £200,000 armed robbery in a Kensington high street last month, were left with egg on their faces when the 'stand-in robbers' escaped with £200,000-worth of jewellery. The...
BROOMFIELD, CO - Two employees of a Best Not to Buy store in Broomfield, Colorado, were fired because they tried to stop a shoplifter. "Booyah!!" shouted Jared Bergstreser, 20, as he tackled a man attempting to leave the store with a plasma screen...
Particles so small as to be invisible to the naked eye have placed Prince Philip very firmly at the head of the suspect list in last week's £40 million Bond Street robbery. When leading underworld figures were unable to finger the firm involved in...
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