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Funny story: Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

Inside the FBI's terrorism cryptology unit

QM-NewsCorpse reporters have been given unprecedented access to the Bureau's legendary decoding unit that uses numerological, linguistic and symbological tricks to piece together terror suspects' agendas. Here is a brief glance at its anagram division's profile of key players involved in the Boston Marathon bombings: Chief suspects: Tamerlan Tsarnaev anagrams to Relevant Satan Arm - a r...

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Funny story: Spanish vibrator bombs a huge anticlimax

Spanish vibrator bombs a huge anticlimax

Pamplona, Spain - The latest terror must-haves are a bit of a damp squib a Spanish anarchy group admitted today after a number of explosive vibrators failed the 'earth moved' test. Half a dozen home-made weed killer devices powered by pay-as-you-b...

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Funny story: Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...

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Funny story: Suicide bombings on the decline

Suicide bombings on the decline

Muslim "suicide bombers" in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unres...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Hostage situation in Newport

Isle of Wight News - Hostage situation in Newport

There was high drama in the Island's largest city today as seven armed hostages took over Newport's tallest building, the five story Debenhams Department Store. They stormed the building just before opening time and herded the thirty staff up to t...

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Funny story: Police confirm anti-terror strategy: 'we arrest people who look like terrorists'

Police confirm anti-terror strategy: 'we arrest people who look like terrorists'

London Chief Constable, Brian Hogan, today confirmed the Police were exploiting the major weakness in the terrorists' armour: the fact that terrorists consistently look like terrorists. The Commissioner explained, "this gives us the upper hand bec...

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Funny story: Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. "Anybody got any complaints...

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Funny story: English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

English Workers in Austrian Cheese Terror

"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me." Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...

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Funny story: Airports Have Evil New Ways Of Flying Off With Your Money

Airports Have Evil New Ways Of Flying Off With Your Money

Airports, seeking to get more money out of passengers exiting through their gates on international flights, have come up with inventive new ways of sucking the money out of their pockets. Most airports have already come up with the ingenious meth...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Eliminates its Number 2 Position

Al Qaeda Eliminates its Number 2 Position

Al Qaeda has announced they will no longer have a number 2 following the death of Said al-Shihri who was hanging out at the Al Qaeda Local 42 in Yemen, when he was hit by a US terrorist seeking missile. Said was just about to give a humorous speech...

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Funny story: Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Cows Close UK Supermarkets

Herds of well trained cows have stormed supermarkets and local government buildings in a bid to support the farmers' strike. A calculated and precise act of terrorism has prevented customers from purchasing milk. It has been alleged farmers have...

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Funny story: Don know! 'tis God's Power

Don know! 'tis God's Power

Knowledge like vaccination stimulates the mind and helps man reach advancement. Swindlers, modern or old, can easily deceive a superficial mind. Kazim, an Afghan, is a good example of 21st century vandalism. Presently, he is a refugee, hiding in the niches of a small construction site with zero identity documents to escape extortion or deportation. He, 33/34, claims to have at least a wif...

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Funny story: 'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

Lichfield, Staffs - Armed anti-terror cops swooped on a motorway coach this morning following reports of noxious fumes wafting from a passenger's luggage. An emergency 999 call from a London-bound Megabus claimed someone had 'poured hot water into...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would have destroyed the heart of the city on the Fourth of...

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Funny story: Little Fox Alerts Security Of Terrorist Plot At Olympic Park!

Little Fox Alerts Security Of Terrorist Plot At Olympic Park!

The government has raised the UK's current terrorist threat level to 'severe', meaning a terrorist attack is now thought to be 'highly likely', following an incident at the new Olympic Park in East London this morning after a fox was seen outside the...

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Funny story: Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

"Being president sounds glamorous," revealed a pensive Barack Obama during a rare private interview in the Oval Office yesterday, "but it's not all fun and games." Obama went on to express how difficult it has been for him to keep track of what he...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

President Barack Obama is personally responsible for managing a "kill list" of people targeted for assassination by the American government - no small task. In addition, it's Obama's job to personally approve any additions to the list. At a pres...

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