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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

MELBOURNE, Australia - The number two seeded tennis player Rafael Nadal was photographed in a very cozy clutch with Colombian-born singer Shakira. A friend of Nadal's said that the 23-year-old has fallen in love with the South American firecracker...

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Funny story: Andre Agassi Prepares for Comeback at French Open!

Andre Agassi Prepares for Comeback at French Open!

Tennis fans everywhere are salivating at the latest rumor that Andre Agassi is planning to come out of retirement in time for the French Open. Sources in Las Vegas close to the Agassi home complex claim to have seen Agassi training with former coach...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...

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Funny story: Andy Murray - Grand Slam Defeat A Conspiracy

Andy Murray - Grand Slam Defeat A Conspiracy

Whilst many neutral observers are of the opinion that Roger Federer is quite simply a better tennis player than Scotland's very own Andy Murray, there remains a simmering resentment among die-hard Murray fans who remain convinced that their man was t...

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Funny story: The truth behind Tsonga

The truth behind Tsonga

So Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, the testosterone driven french tennis player, who came into limelight sometime last year after beating Rafael Nadal in the semi finals of the Australian Open seems to have exposed his secret of success. After days/months of...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Files Unfair Competition Complaint Alleging Henin Too Fast Due to Lack of Boobs

Serena Williams Files Unfair Competition Complaint Alleging Henin Too Fast Due to Lack of Boobs

Serena "Monster Mouth" Williams famous for threatening tirades on the court, has filed a formal "Unfair Competition" complaint with the WTA, alleging Australian Open finalist Justine Henin is "way to fast because she doesn't have to pack any boobs ar...

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Funny story: Andy Murray orders bagpipes and drums too upset Swiss precision!

Andy Murray orders bagpipes and drums too upset Swiss precision!

Sunday's Aussie open final promises to be a loud affair as Andy Murray hopes to stuff a "haggis" in Federer's Swiss precision machine (Rolex). Murray will try anything possible to upset the Swiss and has ordered 50 tartan dressed in kilts, bagpipe...

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Funny story: Federer Refuses to Shake Hands with Tiger at Australian Open

Federer Refuses to Shake Hands with Tiger at Australian Open

Sydney - Down under you might think that Tiger Woods reputation might actually be seen as a macho achievement, but not in the eyes of Roger Federer. Tiger's tennis pal apparently snubbed the Tiger after he finished his semi-final with Tsongas. He...

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Funny story: Andy Murray wins, Scotland can't believe it and Nadal looks up his kilt!

Andy Murray wins, Scotland can't believe it and Nadal looks up his kilt!

Andy Murray, Great White Hope and Scottish, is slamming aces like a smoking poker player possessed in Australia. He's burning away his opponents just like Sir Jackie Stewart used to and all they can do, is smell his burnt rubber! Only "un poco...

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Funny story: Andre Hagassi Takes Australian Open by Storm

Andre Hagassi Takes Australian Open by Storm

Scottish tennis sensation Andre Hagassi is cutting a swath through top seeds here at this year's Australian Open. Wearing a tartan outfit that looks more suited to the woman's game Hagassi has been using aggression and a power game to defeat more...

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Funny story: Brit Andy Murray Wins First Match At Aussie Open

Brit Andy Murray Wins First Match At Aussie Open

British tennis ace Andy Murray has hit the ground running in the Australian open this week. As always the British sports hero has won his first match, beating Kevin Anderson in straight sets. The win has sent the British press into a frenzy of...

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Funny story: McBriar & Pissgums Conjoined Twins Beat the Snot Out of Serena Williams & Rafael Nadal at Dubai Mixed Doubles Tennis Invitational!

McBriar & Pissgums Conjoined Twins Beat the Snot Out of Serena Williams & Rafael Nadal at Dubai Mixed Doubles Tennis Invitational!

In a tennis upset that has astounded the sporting world, two pair of conjoined twins took on the world's best in mixed doubles, and spanked them in front of a very late night TV audience. The distaff side of the upset minded players are the amazin...

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Funny story: Serena Williams' Tennis Tirade Costs Her $82,500

Serena Williams' Tennis Tirade Costs Her $82,500

FLUSHING MEADOWS, New York - Tennis sensation Serena Williams has just been hit with an $82,500 fine for her profane outburst during this years U.S. Open. The 28-year-old Williams carried on like a spoiled brat after she was called for a foot faul...

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Funny story: Andre Agassi's Toupee: What Was Under It?

Andre Agassi's Toupee: What Was Under It?

Tennis fans the world over are shocked by Agassi's revelation that he wore a toupee during some of his matches. Understanding the interest in this topic, a vigilant Spoof reporter got onto the story immediately, getting the first scoop on what Agass...

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Funny story: Tennis star admits crystal meth binge

Tennis star admits crystal meth binge

After today admitting taking crystal meth (methamphetamine) in 1997, then lying through his dentally enhanced teeth by telling the ATA that someone had, and I quote, 'contaminated' his glass. Tennis star, Andre Gaseous told reporters. "I am so, lik...

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Funny story: "John McEnwho?", asks many

"John McEnwho?", asks many

Clayton, Missouri - The latest National Car Rental commercials have most people in America asking, "Who's the old dorky guy?" In a move that baffles industry experts, the car rental company has chose to hire a "compensated endorser" who is as much a...

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Funny story: Serena Williams: A therapy for anger management

Serena Williams: A therapy for anger management

There is good news on the tennis front. The hapless lineswoman who got threatened by Serena Williams can now walk the streets of this sinful world without fear or hindrance. She has been adequately assured (with public apologies) by the tennis champion that she never meant to shove a tennis ball down her throat - even though she may have said so in anger during her semi-final match against come-ba...

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