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Funny story: Twilight Star Signed For Eclipse, May Not Return For #4

Twilight Star Signed For Eclipse, May Not Return For #4

Taylor Lautner says that he has other things on his mind (translation: Taylor Swift) and may not return to do his role on the fourth Twilight movie but that he had already signed to do the next one. "To me, that's far out into the future as to whe...

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Funny story: Lautner and Pattinson In Fight Over Swift Remark

Lautner and Pattinson In Fight Over Swift Remark

Although no one is talking about it, there was a report this morning that after a little celebrating over the success of the Twilight New Moon movie, Rob Pattinson gave an offhand joke about Lautner and Taylor Swift that Lautner took offense to. "...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner To Star In Wild New Movie Between Movies

Taylor Lautner To Star In Wild New Movie Between Movies

After starring in a record-breaking movie as a werewof, what do you do between that one and the next episode that will probably break the present record? That's what Taylor Lautner is up against, or should we say, WAS up against. Rumor has it...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Balloon Attack Prompts Thanksgiving Day Parade Reroute

Taylor Lautner Balloon Attack Prompts Thanksgiving Day Parade Reroute

NEW YORK CITY, New York - It was a black Thursday when the Macey's Thanksgiving Day Parade had to be rerouted down Broadway after a catastrophic balloon failure in Times Square wreaked havoc on the festivities. Parade newcomer "Jacob Black," an 8...

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Funny story: First "Jedward", Now "Taylor" As Lautner & Swift Dating

First "Jedward", Now "Taylor" As Lautner & Swift Dating

Rumors are all over the internet and in the tabloids that Taylor Launer, at a high point in his young career with the new Twilight movies, is seriously dating country singing star, Taylor Swift. According to a source, Lautner joked that Kayne West...

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Funny story: Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

Saw Kristen With Her Knickers Down

The stars of the Twilight movies are becoming a little like the characters they portray in that they can no longer get about as others do. "Once you get well-known as a character", stated Taylor Lautner in an exclusive interview with me, "It's lik...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Use Affects Film Set Crew Member

Taylor Lautner Steroid Use Affects Film Set Crew Member

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Manchild Taylor Lautner has a serious problem, said a lighting technician, and it's starting to cause tensions on the set. Phillip Wordsworth, 33, said he has had the exact same problem with other actors in the past,...

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Funny story: "New Moon" Threesome Stirs Up Press Panel

"New Moon" Threesome Stirs Up Press Panel

HOLLYWOOD, CA - At a New Moon press panel this week, the Twilight stars were asked what question they never wanted to answer again. Robert Pattinson smirked and replied, "What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner." Co-stars Lautner and Kristen Stewar...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Injures Groin in "Indian Leg Wrestling" Match, Gets Slathered in Curry Paste

Taylor Lautner Injures Groin in "Indian Leg Wrestling" Match, Gets Slathered in Curry Paste

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - Taylor Lautner, 17, experienced a bit of culture shock today when he flew to Grand Rapids, Michigan to participate in the Goodland Dairy-sponsored First Annual North American Indian Leg Wrestling Tournament. Lautner, who claims...

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Funny story: Lautner and Pattinson "Show down" Wolf finally gone mad

Lautner and Pattinson "Show down" Wolf finally gone mad

At excatly 2:00 a.m Taylor Lautner was spotted outside of Olive Garden. He seemed very upset about something. A very close source told us that Lautner Apparently was waiting for his co-star Robert Pattinson. The unconfirmed source said that Robert...

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