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Funny story: David Beckham seen house-hunting on The Isle of Wight

David Beckham seen house-hunting on The Isle of Wight

David Beckham was spotted yesterday on the Isle of Wight. He was seen in Newby village and when approached by two female fans, Bridgette Snodgrass (58) and Millicent Bedlington (59), he admitted he was actually looking for real estate to buy on the...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

OXNARD, California - Taylor Swift finished her encore song "He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man" and walked backstage where she was met by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Skippy Viperwater. Skippy was in Oxnard visiting his maternal grandparents Marlowe Bob a...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Spotted Leaving Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach House At 3 A.M.

Vanessa Hudgens Spotted Leaving Robert Pattinson's Malibu Beach House At 3 A.M.

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that Robert Pattinson's recent relationship with Mexico's Azteca TV sports reporter Ines Sainz has certainly not gone into overtime. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that Pattinson had a hard time dealing with the fact that e...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Explains The Secret Meaning Of Her Latest Tattoo (#5)

Miley Cyrus Explains The Secret Meaning Of Her Latest Tattoo (#5)

DULUTH, Minnesota - Miley Cyrus performed before a sell-out crowd of 31,903 at Duluth's Frozen Fauna Auditorium. The former star of the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana Show was asked after the concert about her brand new tattoo. Miley blushed and...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Fifth Tattoo A Celebration Of 'Why Do I Give A Sh-t?' Day.

Miley Cyrus' Fifth Tattoo A Celebration Of 'Why Do I Give A Sh-t?' Day.

For months Miley Cyrus has taken all the money she was saving up for a nose job --an L.A. surgeon quoted her a price of $243,000.00-- and blew it on defiling her teen-aged flesh with yet another tattoo. Not that I'll be alive, but... What is t...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Unveils Latest "Tat"

Miley Cyrus Unveils Latest "Tat"

Miley Cyrus, acclaimed American singer and star, has unveiled her fifth tattoo at a press conference in Tahrir Square, Cairo. The "tat" depicting images of Ben Ali, Hosni Mubarak, and King Abdullah II riding the Sphinx into the sunset was located on...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo

Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough was quietly lounging around in his boxer shorts in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha, which he named after one of his all-time favorited dances, when he received a call from Summersetter Faxx, a reporter with...

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Funny story: Helpline for tattoo victims launched

Helpline for tattoo victims launched

Following on from the unveiling of Cheryl Cole's new back tattoo which promises to make her look really wonderful as a millionaire sunbathing pensioner in Monaco in a few decades' time, the National Union of Mentally Perplexed Tattooed Youth - NUMPTY...

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Funny story: Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

Bristol "The Pistol" Palin Denies The Rumors That She Has The Name 'Mark Ballas' Tattooed On Her Left Butt Cheek

MARICOPA, Arizona - A very personal rumor filtering out of California has got Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so upset that she confided to her neighbor that she wishes she was back in Alaska so that she could go out in her backyard and shoot a damn moose...

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Funny story: Tattoos to be outlawed in Central LA

Tattoos to be outlawed in Central LA

Tattoos have been as much a part of the culture in South Central LA as have been red and blue handkerchiefs, fried chicken stands and watermelon rhinds. Now the local City Council has decided to ban the open and notorious display of tattoos in public. Their reasoning is that it incites violence against those of us that do not "represent" with skin art. Needless to say the community is in an...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Is Desperately Looking For A Tattoo Removal Specialist

Eva Longoria Is Desperately Looking For A Tattoo Removal Specialist

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria, who has already dropped using the name Parker after her maiden name, sat visiting in the home of fellow San Antonians Mr. and Mrs. George Strait. Eva had been invited to the luxurious Strait mansion by the country music...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing. She smiled and said proudly that Derek and his dance partner Jennifer Grey had just won...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's New Tattoo Nearly Touches Her Tinky Winky

Cheryl Cole's New Tattoo Nearly Touches Her Tinky Winky

We all know how she loves her tattoos, and X-Factor judge and mime artiste etraordinaire, Cheryl Cole, didn't disappoint recently as she revealed a brand new tramp stamp, which according to sources, wraps right the way underneath and almost touches h...

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Funny story: NO - we don't want YOU

NO - we don't want YOU

A picturesque little city of around 50,00, that is nestled in the lush rolling green hills of Central Ohio, recently, after much deliberation, passed legislation that would ban Tattoo Parlors, Pawn Shops, and Heavy Truck and Auto Repair Shops from l...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Tit Tattoo - What's On The Other One?

Miley Cyrus Tit Tattoo - What's On The Other One?

So Miley has a tattoo coyly inscribed under her left breast. She let it show to papparazzi last night. It reads, intriguingly: "Just breathe." Now bookies are taking bets on what might be under the Hannah Montana star's right knocker. "We've...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus's Tattoos Push Limits of Kid Friendly Contract

Miley Cyrus's Tattoos Push Limits of Kid Friendly Contract

Seen with a full tattoo sleeve on her arm, in addition to existing ear and chest tattoos, the 17 year old Cyrus is starting to show the trailer trash side of her personality and also pushing the boundaries of her existing contract with two kid centri...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Cheryl Cole Reveals Part Of New Tattoo - It's On Her Arse

Cheryl Cole, former wife of that Chelsea love rat, X-Factor judge, part time Girls Aloud vocalist, (providing Nadine Coyle isn't included) solo artiste and celebrity extraordinaire, revealed at least a part of her new tattoo as she unveiled a waxwork...

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