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Funny story: Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Though a visibly upset Ms. Bullock had ended the relationship with the Hollywood biker king months ago, Jesse James has been spotted multiple times at Bullock's outer driveway gate pleading for entrance to talk about reconciliation. Buster Knuc...

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Funny story: Texas Church Shows Loyalty With Tattoo On Ass!

Texas Church Shows Loyalty With Tattoo On Ass!

An Abilene, Texas church, "The Good Community Church" has had several of their members have a tattoo made on their rears to express their loyalty to the pastor and the Texas church. The tattoos are composed of the church logo. Asked if this was...

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Funny story: Student Swears by All Things Holy, Church of Body Modification Exists

Student Swears by All Things Holy, Church of Body Modification Exists

A high school student in Clayton, North Carolina has been suspended for wearing her nose stud to classes. According to the school dress code, body piercings are in direct violation of school policy, holy or not. The student and her mother are cont...

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Funny story: This Spring Break, I've Revealed My Talent

This Spring Break, I've Revealed My Talent

Mom and Dad always said I wouldn't amount to anything, but wait until they hear that yours truly was named the winner of the Punta Cana Spring Break "Wild Girl" Stripper Contest! Believe me, this wasn't a cake walk. No fewer than 70 girls competed to see who could take off their clothes in the most alluring manner and then parade themselves around in as many different ways as possible. When you co...

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Funny story: Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - The songstress know by the little four-letter name sat in her exquisite living room in BH and contemplated her past. Cher, who was once half of the 60s and 70s music icon duet of Sonny & Cher, said that she has had some serious...

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Funny story: Jesse James Asks Kat Von D to Ink Sandra Bullock on His Back

Jesse James Asks Kat Von D to Ink Sandra Bullock on His Back

It's confirmed. Jesse James is either brain dead or just oblivious to what women want these days. Sources close to Kat von D claims he may only be dating her for her mad tattoo skills and nothing more. Evidence of this came this week when it is repor...

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Funny story: Rihanna Shyly Confesses To Her 16th Tattoo

Rihanna Shyly Confesses To Her 16th Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - The beauty from Barbados, Rihanna, has just admitted that she has just gotten tattoo number 16. The sensational singer, and ex-girlfriend of Chris "The Broad Buster" Brown said that tattoo number 15 is a tattoo on her neck which re...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Kristen Stewart: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

If she's interested, most now believe that Kristen Stewart is perfect to play the lead role in "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo". However, thus far, she apparently hasn't showed much interest in doing it. Among those already in the running are...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag has single handedly helped to make her plastic surgeon a bonafide millionaire. "Plastic Woman" stated that after 38 surgeries, she just recently went in to get a type of 'tune up.' She said that her last surgery was an...

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Funny story: Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

A white supremacist, who earlier this year attempted to take the life of the President of the United States and was sentenced to ten years in federal prison, is trying to convince the courts to allow him to have the tattoos altered before serving his...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Her New Ear Tattoo But Refuses To Reveal Her Vagina Tattoo

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her New Ear Tattoo But Refuses To Reveal Her Vagina Tattoo

LOS ANGELES - After a whirlwind concert tour of Britain that took her to London, Lancaster, Coventry, Portsmouth, and Upper Tooting, "Smiley" Miley is glad to be back on the Left Coast. Cyrus seems to garner more headlines than Brobama, "Trigger F...

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Funny story: Banksy Stencils Image onto Obama's Earlobe as he Sleeps

Banksy Stencils Image onto Obama's Earlobe as he Sleeps

The White House today unveiled details of a security breach that occurred over the previous weekend, when British born graffitti artist, Banksy climbed through Obama's bedroom window during the early hours. Banksy, who originates from Bristol in t...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!

Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!

Whether Justin's Gay or not, his tattoos aren't helping his macho image. Recently, Bieber had a Seagull inked on his pelvis, complimenting his hip hop bone. The family say it's tradition, they all (the family) have the beach bird embedded on th...

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Funny story: Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

Fellas, Check Those Tattoos, Chinese May Have Last Laugh

More and more stories are coming out of small tattoo parlors in every China Town from New York to San Francisco about authentic Chinese tattoo artists who have recently decided to have a little fun with what they perceive as the "gullible and boastfu...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Have Her Breasts Tattooed With Pattinson - Stewart Faces?

Katie Price To Have Her Breasts Tattooed With Pattinson - Stewart Faces?

Unconfirmed reports here this morning appear to suggest that in an effort to rejuvenate her sensuality, Katie Price is to have tattoos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart done on her tits. My man on the inside, eccentric British film director,...

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Funny story: Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nine year marriage between rock and roller Melissa Etheridge and her wife, housewife Tammy has hit the rock and roll rocks. Tammy 35, revealed that it got to the point where Melissa 48, had just become ins...

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Funny story: Jesse James "TattooGate": Skittles Valentine Is Cycle Chick (#5)

Jesse James "TattooGate": Skittles Valentine Is Cycle Chick (#5)

SAN DIEGO - Jesse James' Cycle Chick #5 has come out of the tattooed woodwork. The fifth member of Jesse's "TattooGate" Gallery is the Tila Tequila-lookalike Skittles Valentine. A close friend of Valentine says that yes her real name is in fact Sk...

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