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Funny story: Taleban bride sues Prince Harry for desertion

Taleban bride sues Prince Harry for desertion

London - (Re:uterus & Ass Mess): A pregnant twelve year-old Taleban warlord's daughter is suing Prince Harry for desertion in the divorce courts in London.

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Funny story: Taliban Declares 'Truss' In Pakistan

Taliban Declares 'Truss' In Pakistan

News services around the world got the story wrong this time by not being aware of the Taliban deficiencies in written English.

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Funny story: New U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin

New U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin

Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.

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Funny story: State of Georgia Outsources Prisons to Taliban

State of Georgia Outsources Prisons to Taliban

Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The state of Georgia has outsourced its prison system to the Taliban. The result of this action is that American citizens residing in Georgia prisons are routinely tied up, tortured, beaten, and left to starve or die of dehy...

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Funny story: America's Evangelicals Yearn for Electable Taliban-Style Leader

America's Evangelicals Yearn for Electable Taliban-Style Leader

United States of America -- Self-described "evangelical values voters" have voiced extreme frustration that the GOP field has not produced a Taliban-style leader to run for the U.S. Presidency. "This is a Christian Na...

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Funny story: Taliban Proves Courage by Attacking Women

Taliban Proves Courage by Attacking Women

711, Pakistan (IP) - The Taliban proved how brave they are by trying to bomb the female Pakistani prime minister.

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Funny story: Oxfam? or Talibam?

Oxfam? or Talibam?

Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...

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Funny story: Donald Duck & Goofy: The Taliban Killers

Donald Duck & Goofy: The Taliban Killers

Open on a lonely bar in the middle of the Nevada desert.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda and Taliban Grateful to Mr. Bush

Al Qaeda and Taliban Grateful to Mr. Bush

Bush City, Talibania (IP) - Our investigative reporter has just learned that the Al Qaeda and Taliban director of social services and etiquette has been instructed by her bosses to send a nice thank you card to president Bush for the wonderful stock...

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Funny story: Brown admits Poppy production policy

Brown admits Poppy production policy

United Nations drug officials say the new Afghan Government has largely failed in its efforts to eradicate the opium poppy crop.

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Funny story: Taliban Blues Band Belts Out New Hit

Taliban Blues Band Belts Out New Hit

Taliban City, Talibania (IP) - We find our music and entertainment reporter on the scene, Ebenezer Finootch, in a dimly lit coffee shop on Osama Street secretly writing down a transcript of a new blues song which has become a big hit with Talibanese youth still fortunate enough to own a radio and those hard to get D-cell batteries that these radios require.

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Funny story: Taliban Personnel Lacking in Social Skills

Taliban Personnel Lacking in Social Skills

Palm Beach High School, West Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - Social studies teacher Ebenezer Finootch has written an informative book describing how members of the Taliban may be lacking in some social skills. Mr. Finootch has been studying this issue in...

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Funny story: Taliban Opening Up T-Bay Cyber Auction Site

Taliban Opening Up T-Bay Cyber Auction Site

Taliban City, Talibania (IP) - On the scene reporter Ebenezer Finootch reports that Taliban industries has announced the grand opening of a cyber auction site that will be called T-bay. Mr. Finootch reports that it will resemble the very popular and...

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Funny story: Taliban To Open Hair Salon Chain

Taliban To Open Hair Salon Chain

Taliban City, Talibania (IP) - Our global news reporter, Ebenezer Finootch, was informed by the Talibanic Public Relations Council that the Taliban will be opening a chain of hair and nail salons. Mr. Finootch advises those persons who would like to...

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Funny story: Taliban Introduces New Line of Toys

Taliban Introduces New Line of Toys

Fukengrooven, Germany (IP) - Sources in Europe revealed today that they have intercepted a video recorded by Taliban Industries that displays a new line of toys that will soon be made available to Arab children.

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Funny story: Bid Laden support for Gay Marriage

Bid Laden support for Gay Marriage

A new video of the al-Quaeda chief was posted on the internet today in which he called for praise and understanding of "our brethren who share the same bed". Though bin Laden has been rumored for sometime to be extremely close to a number o...

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Funny story: New Seven Wonders of the World released, based on Taliban's all-time favorite hit list

New Seven Wonders of the World released, based on Taliban's all-time favorite hit list

High Sierra, Afghanistan - After the Taliban blew up the giant Buddha statue in Bamiyan, Afghanistan in 2001, top Taliban commanders have not conducted a poll to determine their all-time favorite targets they wished to destroy until today. On their a...

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