Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...
In a dramatic development in SWAT Valley, the 17-year old girl who was last seen in the video has revealed that with help of few women, they have been able to return the favor the Taliban had meted to her in public few days back. She not only con...
Those 'Warriors of Steele', those 'Jihad's of God, those men who are REAL men have once again carved out a great victory for Allah by flogging a defenseless untried young woman in Pakistan. Al Sheik Mohamed Bully Bastard, who handed out the floggi...
Swat Valley, Pakistan - (Ritually Sordid Ass Mess): A depraved video showing moronic Afghani men flogging a 17 year old girl was branded 'harmless S&M porn' by Taleban warlords today. The footage was immediately posted on a wholesome radical f...
TALIBAN-A-BAD, ISLAMISTAN: In this newly declared nation located in what was once a picturesque Northern Pakistan resort all that remains is a mass of rubble. Here, the Taliban ride shotgun, dispensing a perverted form of Islamic justice - having r...
Afghan President Karzai has shocked the world, especially the female half of it with a series of laws designed to win the support of the shia population of the beleaguered country. Under the new laws, paedophilia will be allowed, as girls will be...
The Taliban, tired of constantly coming up with new edicts regarding the behavior of the people they dominate, have passed an all-encompassing law that simply bans everything. Having made a reputation as being a severely authoritarian and stric...
United Nation (NY) On 31st March, the United Nation has selected Pakistan as the world first World Heritage Nation. In a glowing ceremony held at United Nation Head Quater in New York, the UNO chief Osama Bin Laden has conferred this award to Pakista...
In Afghanistan today, where the Taleban rule large parts of the country, that fundamentalist organisation invited Americans there to show them how to kill prisoners accused of murder. 'We've heard of the American way of dealing with murderers. Gas...
Afghanistan expert, Samina Ahmed, South Asia Project Director of Crisis Group has lamented the simplistic classification of Taliban by Washington as "Good Taliban" and "Bad Taliban" "Stupid Americans need to go beyond their Hollywood-inspired ster...
Multiple rival gangs of Taliban, al Quaida and US Republican tribes have united to defeat any chance that the Democrats and their uppity brown president will even have a small measure of success helping improve the lives of common non fanatical peopl...
In the first notable heroism displayed by John Bull's soldiers, British troops sacrificed life and limb to score some sweet heroin. Hundreds of UK militiamen laid about slain in the spirit by the Afghani white horse. By the time straight soldiers...
SWAT - PAKISTAN: Having sold away the safety of Swati citizens to the barbaric Taliban in a doomed-to-fail deal , Pakistani Prez talked to CNN from one of his many Swiss villas. "You know Wolf, it's time for me to have some tuff-talk with the US...
A leading figure in the Taliban in Afghanistan, is to make an apology for a racist remark he made to a British soldier he encountered in a struggle between the two in Helmand province last November. Abdul Hanif, of no fixed address, was in charge...
The Taliban, recognizing the similarities between their doctrines and that of the Christian Right, have started an Evangelical Taliban branch in the U.S. Spokesman Tali Wozati stated "Although Christian fundamentalists are heathen dogs who will b...
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Taliban spokeman Itzkool Abdul announced today that the Taliban will be lending Wall Street $1.7 trillion dollars. Abdul told reporters that the seven year conflict with the United States had been good for business an...
A new reality show from the BBC strictly team is set to air on Taliban TV. 'Strictly No Dancing' premiers on Taliban TV for 11 weeks featuring 12 sets of couples who will not dance together on an elimination basis. Each week, the couple who don't...
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