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Funny story: Barcelona thrashed 2-2! Ronaldinho whinges, Gerrard rapt with technicality

Barcelona thrashed 2-2! Ronaldinho whinges, Gerrard rapt with technicality

Barcelona were knocked out of the Champions League today by beating Liverpool at home 0-1. Barcelona's Ronaldinho was heartbroken after winning the game, having to head back to Spain where only his millions of dollars, beautiful women, endorsemen...

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Funny story: Score of Tied Ball Games to be Settled Literally -- Let the Dads Fight it out!

Score of Tied Ball Games to be Settled Literally -- Let the Dads Fight it out!

Corpus Christie, TX. Gone are the good old days of double and triple overtime. "We don't need no sissies waving pansy-ass rule books in our faces to tell us how to settle a score! We'll bring new meaning to the term sudden death overtime...

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Funny story: Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Botham Slams Disgustingly Poor England

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has tonight slammed sad England once again for their terrible performance in Austria.

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Funny story: Blair Adopts 'Englishman' Murray

Blair Adopts 'Englishman' Murray

It has been revealed that Tony Blair has adopted Scots tennis ace Andy Murray (15), in a move that will be seen as a bare-faced attempt to give the English something to cheer about after the Ashes whitewash. English...

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Funny story: Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

In an astonishing press conference this morning, Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho demanded the immediate suspension of the Premiership. He is angry that other clubs are "taking extreme advantage" of the West London club's injury problems -...

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Funny story: Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Bra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham

Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...

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Funny story: Highland Games Disrupted By Visting Aliens Charles Not Amused

Highland Games Disrupted By Visting Aliens Charles Not Amused

A surprising development today at the Highland Games as top hammer thrower, Findlay Spindley, was beamed aboard a mysterious space-craft just as he was about to throw for the championship.

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Funny story: "Bogeys" to feature as Olympic sport in 2012

"Bogeys" to feature as Olympic sport in 2012

The IOC today announced its decision to grant Olympic status to the game of "bogeys" - made famous by the BBC's very own cheeky chappies, Dick and Dom. With rugby union snubbed by officials yet again the news has caught many British...

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Funny story: Nicollette Sheridan Says Owens Ready for Super Bowl

Nicollette Sheridan Says Owens Ready for Super Bowl

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Although Terrell Owens' doctor said Owens' injured right ankle isn't strong enough to withstand the rigors of Super Bowl play, actress Nicollette Sheridan says otherwise. Sheridan, star of ABC's "Desperate Housewives," told Sport...

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Funny story: Mod Squad Returns

Mod Squad Returns

Following the success of Starsky and Hutch, producers have launched a battery of new follow-on series. 'Star Trek The Following Generation', leads the way with producers hoping to create a new Olympic Sport from the show.

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Funny story: Blackadder V : Manure

Blackadder V : Manure

Real excitement is mounting in the United Kingdom as Blackadder V sees daylight this week. Unlike the previous 4 series which covered periods in history, this one deals with sport or more specifically a team.

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Funny story: Kournikova, Sharapova part of WTA's new Russian marketing campaign

Kournikova, Sharapova part of WTA's new Russian marketing campaign

Busty former tennis fashionista and Jergens "hand" lotion's leading salesperson, Anna Kournikova, may not be able to win a tennis match, or, even currently be playing the sport.

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Funny story: Red Barber Teaches All About Sports

Red Barber Teaches All About Sports

BROOKLYN, NY (AP) Don't know what teams are playing in the World Series this time around...? Don't know how long a football field is...? Are you constantly embarrassed by all the guys at the office who seem to know everything about sports... and you...

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Funny story: Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

Terrorism Added To Olympic Games

In a last minute effort to head off any potential problems relating to terrorism at the Summer 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Jacques Rogge, President of the IOC, announced today that Terrorism would be introduced this year as a competitive sport in the...

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Funny story: 'Crown' win could provoke skull-cracking trend

'Crown' win could provoke skull-cracking trend

ELMONT, N.Y. -- The thoroughbred horseracing world is poised for what might possibly be a Triple Crown winner but many inside the sport are concerned that a terrible trend may accompany an historical victory.

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Funny story: Frank Bruno Still Crazy, Makes Shock Return to Sport

Frank Bruno Still Crazy, Makes Shock Return to Sport

Frank Bruno announced that he is to make a comeback, but not to boxing, instead he will be taking part in the British Superbike championship.

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Funny story: New Olympic Sport Ready for Summer 2008

New Olympic Sport Ready for Summer 2008

Verona, Italy -- The newest Olympic sport has been announced today. Bocce ball. Yes, the Italian equivalent of lawn bowling, is coming to the...

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