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Funny story: Talks currently underway to have Cheryl Cole as a manequin in store 2 hours a day for the next three months!

Talks currently underway to have Cheryl Cole as a manequin in store 2 hours a day for the next three months!

London-Big shots in the clothing industry are currently trying so sign the nation sweetheart Cheryl Cole to a DEAL that might make her at least 10 million quid. A certain highstreet clothing store thanks its latest intern a certain Shongrila Meek...

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Funny story: Cash Back At Tills Wows Shopper

Cash Back At Tills Wows Shopper

Shopping for groceries has become fun for one Plymouth man after discovering he can get cash back as well as buy groceries - so much so he is claiming he is building a small fortune! Domonick Dick told gathered reporters that he purchased £32 wort...

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Funny story: Police Investigate Convenience Store Death

Police Investigate Convenience Store Death

Police say they are treating as 'very suspicious' the death of a man who froze to death in a 24Seven convenience store in central Bangkok, a source said today. The man, about 67, was said to have died from the effects of extreme cold temperatures...

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Funny story: Is This The End Of The Milk Bottle?

Is This The End Of The Milk Bottle?

The humble milk bottle could be about to join edible underpants in retirement. Sainsbury's recently introduced two-pint bags. Now, in a bid to make further savings, the store are encouraging shoppers to buy a cow. "Each cow contains 50 pints of m...

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Funny story: Local Man's Wife Buys Him A Crap Hat

Local Man's Wife Buys Him A Crap Hat

Local man Martin Shuttlecock, could barely contain his excitement when wife Anne returned from her customary Saturday shopping extravaganza to announce that she had brought him back a special treat. After helping to unload the family car of myriad...

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Funny story: Naked Rambler banned from Supermarket

Naked Rambler banned from Supermarket

Stephen Gough the former Royal Marine who has in recent years been known as the Naked Rambler because he walks all over the country wearing nothing but a hat and a rucksack has had a big dispute with supermarket supremos Tesdaburys . The Naked Ram...

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Funny story: Tesco Tire of Night Attired Slappers

Tesco Tire of Night Attired Slappers

A Tesco store in Swansea has banned shoppers from walking the aisles in inappropriate clothing. It seems many locals have been turning up to the 24-hour superstore at Blodwyn Street wearing skimpy bedgear. Others have been staggering in to buy boo...

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Funny story: No Shopping in your pyjamas but Burkas OK

No Shopping in your pyjamas but Burkas OK

A supermarket has banned people from shopping wearing their pyjamas. A notice has gone up outside the store headed 'Dress Code Policy' and states that all customers should be properly dressed when visiting their store. The surrounding housing esta...

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Funny story: Jupiter Jill is a new attachment that protects you

Jupiter Jill is a new attachment that protects you

Jupiter Jill available only on TV -This unique attachment will be one that you won't want to do without. It is a simple little device that quickly attaches to any cell phone and gives you peace of mind forever. With just a click of a button, any text messages you might have sent to someone is cleverly coded so that the receiver of the message has only 2 minutes to read it before it goes into a...

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Funny story: Floor Sales at Browns and Nables

Floor Sales at Browns and Nables

Browns and Nables book store is hiring - A sign outside the huge building housing the book store with a name similar to a famous book seller is in need of lots of help. Shelving in the store in San Diego collapsed under the tremblings of a 3.2 q...

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Funny story: Mallwart Announces New 3-Tier Pricing Strategy

Mallwart Announces New 3-Tier Pricing Strategy

Scott Lee, President and CEO of the international discount department store Mallwart, unveiled an exciting new pricing strategy for its 6,100 stores around the world. Scott said his model is "based on a Sears strategy from years ago that segmente...

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Funny story: Supermarket Store Sources Local Meat

Supermarket Store Sources Local Meat

The UK's most popular supermarket has announced a country wide initiative in which the retail giant will be instructing all its stores to individually source their meat from local suppliers. After years of complaints from the UK farmers alliance,...

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Funny story: The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records

HOLLYWOOD - The national Who's Buying What Product Agency has reported that at present the number one selling item is The Selena Gomez Purity Ring. They say that it has even surpassed The Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Lunchbox, The Demi Lovato Inst...

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Funny story: New Retail Season launched

New Retail Season launched

With only a month to go, many retailers have been caught on the hop by the recent icy weather. Valentine's cards, usually in the shops by late November, are only now starting to appear. Just before Easter eggs. And the 2010 Christmas hamper catal...

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Funny story: Top Retailer to Offer Terrorist Accessories

Top Retailer to Offer Terrorist Accessories

Recognizing shifting U.S. demographics a top US retailer's 2010 product line will include useful accessories specifically designed to appeal to the terrorist segment. "This is an important customer group for us," said spokesperson Shabaella Fou.

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Funny story: "Featured on TV" Stores Open Across America

"Featured on TV" Stores Open Across America

Setting themselves apart from the product lines typically featured on cable television infomercials, "Featured on TV" stores will be opening around U.S. shopping malls this week in an attempt to capitalize on the impulse buying habits of the holiday...

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Funny story: Thresher Wine Shop To Close - Local Alkies Grieve

Thresher Wine Shop To Close - Local Alkies Grieve

Emotional scenes here on the south coast tonight as news emerged that the local outlet of Threshers Wine Shop is to close early next month. Local alkies made the sombre pilgrimage to the store to purchase Sunday's stock of beers wines and spirits,...

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