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Funny story: Selena Gomez Fakes Facebook Hack

Selena Gomez Fakes Facebook Hack

Some a--hole with far too much time on his hands stopped masturbating to youporn videos long enough to hijack Selena Gomez's Facebook page, ostensibly to teach Mark Zuckerberg a lesson! Or at least that is what police first thought. "Ms. Gomez...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Adopts 'Pretty Boy' Moniker as Gangsta Name

Justin Bieber Adopts 'Pretty Boy' Moniker as Gangsta Name

Now that Justin Bieber has a new haircut and looks 100% better according to just about everyone we asked, he has decided to name himself "Pretty Boy" after the infamous gangster Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd. "I'm looking pretty good these day...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Throws A Party At His Playboy Mansion Honoring Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Hugh Hefner Throws A Party At His Playboy Mansion Honoring Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Teenage heartthrobs Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were the special guests of an elaborate New Year's Playboy Mansion party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hefner, who is 84, said that he decided to honor the...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Confesses She Wants To Be Shia LaBeouf's Girlfriend

Selena Gomez Confesses She Wants To Be Shia LaBeouf's Girlfriend

SANTA MONICA, California - Young teenage heartthrob Selena Gomez has just informed a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she has had a crush on Shia LaBeouf for quite sometime. The girl who raked in a ton of money appearing on the Disn...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport

Selena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez was at LAX Airport on her way to visit her grandmother who lives in Dime Box, Texas. The star of the Disney Channel's The Wizards of Waverly Place had gone through the airport's metal detector with...

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Funny story: The Week in Briefs

The Week in Briefs

Entertainment World this Week by famed columnist Helon Kokaine at the "Hollywood Rehab Times" Demi Lovato: Disney breathed a sigh of relief this weekend when sources close to Demi Lovato said her racy photos are not lesbian but pictures of her transsexual friends. Hollywood got all excited this week by the news that John Travolta will finally star in the long-awaited sequel to Grease. The fi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Security at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic had to be doubled as one of the patients noted singer Demi Lovato was visited by three of her closest and dearest friends Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. The three sing...

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Funny story: That Whore Selena Gomez Is Cheating On Me With Justin Bieber.

That Whore Selena Gomez Is Cheating On Me With Justin Bieber.

TMZ just posted pictures of Justin Bieber and my slutty pig whore of a girlfriend Selena Gomez leaving OUR f--king International House of Pancakes yesterday arm-in-arm. Yes, OUR f--king IHOP. 13th and Walnut Street in Philly. Right across from the Scorpio adult bookstore. OUR Scorpio adult bookstore. I knew that they were both in Philly, because they were both to perform at the Q102 Jingle B...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato's publicist Buckholz Toolficker has informed the entertainment media that Miss Lovato is doing great with her rehab therapy sessions at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Toolficker stated that Demi has already been acc...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was sitting backstage eating some Twinkies after having put on a fantastic show for a sold out crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena. She was asked by a local television reporter what she thought about the mean remarks...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Seen Licking Each Others Fro-Yo's

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Seen Licking Each Others Fro-Yo's

ENCINO, California - Teenage singing idols Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were recently spotted at a local Mickey Mouse Frozen Yogurt Shop in downtown Encino. The two appeared to be quite happy as they sat at a booth each wearing matching 'Lady Ga...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Guest Star On 'The Wizards of Waverly Place'

Justin Bieber To Guest Star On 'The Wizards of Waverly Place'

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, who has been in sharp demand throughout television land as of late, has just announced that he will be guest starring on the Disney Channel show The Wizards of Waverly Place. Bieber will portray Noel McStuffskin, an ex...

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Funny story: Ke$ha and $elena Gomez To Star In "$ $ign$"

Ke$ha and $elena Gomez To Star In "$ $ign$"

CALEXICO, California - Ke$ha recently performed before a sell out crowd of 42,000, at Calexico's El Tamale Arena. She sang her biggest hits including "Tik Tok" and the follow up song "Tik Tit Tat" and "Blah Blah Blah" and the follow up song "Ha Ha...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the Nickelodeon Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming on a Halloween special based on Elvira McFiddletocky's 18th century novel The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires. The specia...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen will be producing a spin-off of his hit television sit-com Two and A Half Men, to be called Two and A Half Women. The new show will star Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend), Cheryl Cole (Derek Hough's girlfriend),...

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Funny story: Local Man Declines Discount Offer Of Nude Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson, And Selena Gomez Pics

Local Man Declines Discount Offer Of Nude Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson, And Selena Gomez Pics

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently recuperating from a broken thumb, a suspected broken arm, a cut eyebrow, a 'both ends' mystery virus, a probing lady doctor and most recently, a purple toe - sustained by a falling Le Creuset casserole dish, w...

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