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Funny story: Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists announce probability of Britney "one in a Trillion"

Scientists at the Texas Advanced Center for Inquiry (TACI) announced that they have calculated the probability of Britney Spears. Using IBM's "Blue Jeans" million processor supercomputer behemoth, the group processed data from the Human...

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Funny story: Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists announce breakthrough

Scientists from a Newcastle Research Centre today announced that they are able to create sustainable genetic material that is 99% human and 1% animal. A spokesman for the Research Centre has stated in a press release to TheSpoof.com that the genet...

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Funny story: Academics Define Parameters of "F*ck"

Academics Define Parameters of "F*ck"

TEMPE, AZ -- Scientists and language professors at Arizona State University have joined forces to take the ambiguity out of the use of the word "fuck".

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Funny story: Global Warming? I'm Freezing!

Global Warming? I'm Freezing!

(Los Angeles) - Despite the hysterical warnings of scientists, celebrities, politicians and ex-Vice Presidents, many U.S. residents, including those in warm sunny Southern California, are experiencing some of the coldest winter weather on record ...

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Funny story: Bush has ordered American Scientists to invent Flying Donkeys.

Bush has ordered American Scientists to invent Flying Donkeys.

An aide (who has requested to be kept unidentified) from white house has disclosed that Mr. Bush has issued a presidential order No.0, to all Science and Research Centers in the United States, addressing Scientists to invent a 'Flying Donkey' to save gas.

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Funny story: Fake Interviews With Real People - Sen. James Inhofe

Fake Interviews With Real People - Sen. James Inhofe

A growing number of hippies and tree-hugging fools, undeservedly referring to themselves 'scientists', are presenting the theory that the earth is experiencing a potentially catastrophic unnatural warming. Based on a large body of something called 'empirical evidence', these so-called 'scientists' are claiming that this warming of the earth is being heavily influenced by h...

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Funny story: Scientist Finds Perpetual Motion Machine "Too Annoying"

Scientist Finds Perpetual Motion Machine "Too Annoying"

A Nevada inventor and physicist had to get rid of his perpetual motion machine, which he found "really irritating." He said: "The damned thing kept me awake, running all the time, I couldn't stop it. I mean, I like science, but I've got a life too!"...

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Funny story: Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Today, Dr. Collier, a 76 year old retired physicist from Ohio State University discovered an unlimited power source following the research done by Dr. Edward Mullove a friend and colleague previously from MIT. Dr. Collier said, "This was a cont...

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Funny story: Lost Tribe Of Funny People Found

Lost Tribe Of Funny People Found

Two scientists rummaging around in a South American rainforest have stumbled upon, what may be, the most important discovery in comedy for more than sixty years.

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Funny story: "Shit Happens", say scientists

"Shit Happens", say scientists

It took a team of over one hundred of the worlds greatest scientific minds, and a period of 46 years to reach their final conclusion.

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Funny story: Humans evolved from arm-chairs, claim scientists

Humans evolved from arm-chairs, claim scientists

Scientists at the University of Oklahoma, have proposed that human beings evolved from arm-chairs.

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Funny story: Hurricane Kept Afloat by Surprising Mechanism

Hurricane Kept Afloat by Surprising Mechanism

National Hurricane Center, Homestead, Florida (IP) - Scientists have long known that hurricanes can not swim and just recently discovered how hurricanes are kept afloat.

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Funny story: Boffin feels a right tit

Boffin feels a right tit

US research boffin, Dr Derek Lambeth, has just received US$3 Million US government funding to carry out research into breasts.

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Funny story: Bahama Islands Moving Further Out to Sea

Bahama Islands Moving Further Out to Sea

Nassau, Bahama Islands (IP) The Prime Minister of the Bahamas has announced that its top scientists will attach large outboard motors to the Islands and move them east, away from the United States.

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Funny story: Volcano shoots sh*t up to three miles away

Volcano shoots sh*t up to three miles away

MANILA, Philippines (Rooters) -- A volcano in the central Philippines spewed sh*t everywhere early Tuesday, blanketing fields and villages as far as three miles away, but there was no immediate sign of a major eruption, scientists said.

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Funny story: Scientist declare "Urinating on the rise"

Scientist declare "Urinating on the rise"

Scientists in Alabama, Sunderland, have announced that a three year research programme has revealed the the levels of Urine produced by the average UK male has increased by 34.5% and is up by 19.5% in UK Females.

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Funny story: Diogenetic Scientists Seek Woman with a Sense of Humor

Diogenetic Scientists Seek Woman with a Sense of Humor

Mt Palomar, California (IP) - Scientists from this campus have set loose a team of specialists to seek out a woman with a sense of humor. This team is composed of all damn Mexicans because of the rising cost of hiring English speaking technicians at...

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