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Funny story: Fun Measurers Say Time-Honored "Barrel of Monkeys" Scale is Obsolete

Fun Measurers Say Time-Honored "Barrel of Monkeys" Scale is Obsolete

"More fun that a barrel of monkeys," is a well-worn phrase that is obsolete and should no longer be used, said members of the National Society of Fun Measurers at their annual meeting today in Carbondale, Illinois. Veteran Fun Measurer Durward M...

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Funny story: Scientist Find that Primates Don't Have Morality

Scientist Find that Primates Don't Have Morality

Animals that are sensitive to the plight of others have no sense of morality because their reactions are based on an evolutionary process. What people see as human morality is actually the process of evolution. Human morality comes from the brain...

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Funny story: New Study Reveals That New Studies Really Not That Informative

New Study Reveals That New Studies Really Not That Informative

A recent study conducted at the University of Georgia concluded that new studies are really not that informative and that those who study studies, though studious, studied too much. Speaking from his study, Professor Jason Barlow, who boasts an im...

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Funny story: General Synod To Vote On A Boycott Of The Laws Of Physics

General Synod To Vote On A Boycott Of The Laws Of Physics

Controversy within the Church of England has intensified today on the eve of a crucial vote by the General Synod as to whether Christians should defy some of the laws of physics. 'We are sick of scientists not taking seriously our religious Truths...

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Funny story: String Theory Disproved

String Theory Disproved

String Theory, the idea that the whole universe is held together by an enormous amount of extremely small pieces of string, has been disproved according to a scientist doing research in the Thai capital of Bangkok. Moys Kenwood, 49, has told frien...

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Funny story: Voyager Spacecraft Returns

Voyager Spacecraft Returns

Scientists all over the world are trying to explain the sudden appearance of the Voyager spacecraft, orbiting the moon. NASA and other space agencies are scrambling to find a logical explanation, while UFOlogists have stepped forward to explain ti al...

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Funny story: Romney diet drink proven to be fake

Romney diet drink proven to be fake

Washington DC - According to Miss Adelle Bowersocks 1232C Upswine Gardens, Romney is not really drinking diet soda, as he appears to be. Miss Adelle was cleaning up after a $200,000.00 a plate dinner when she tasted what appeared to be left over die...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting. Speakin...

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Funny story: Science Destroys Childhoods

Science Destroys Childhoods

Something that hasn't escaped Back and to the Left news attention is that children, of all ages and sexes, are inherently stupid. It seems new scientific studies are being conducted all the time with children as their main subjects. The findings...

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Funny story: Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Since the MMR scandal, the UK press have been trying to make up for their immense misreporting cockup not by making bold retractions and apologies, but by seeking further evidence for autism being definitely caused by some ludicrous, single hidden da...

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Funny story: Mars Gallery Gets Off Ground

Mars Gallery Gets Off Ground

NASA - In a surprise announcement today NASA revealed a secret mission assigned to Curiosity Rover - a mission of goodwill and cultural sharing intended for the solar system, the galaxy and the universe that will last a thousand years. A spokesman fo...

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Funny story: Mystery Mountain Appears

Mystery Mountain Appears

BONNERS FERRY, Idaho - Cartographers the world over will be burning the midnight oil as they chart a newly discovered mountain. Yesterday, in a truly astounding development, Dr. Endevor T. Rockman, geologist and professor, University of Idaho, said t...

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Funny story: Adult acne and homeless cat problems solved

Adult acne and homeless cat problems solved

A new study by the Cornell University, School of Medicine, Dermatology Department has seemed to have made significant strides in alleviating two problems that have appeared unrelated up till now. It has been discovered that cat saliva may have a c...

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Funny story: Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

Dark matter is out, sticky matter is in

In theoretical physics and cosmological circles there has been a good mannered debate raging for several decades over what is holding all the matter in galaxies together. "It's quite simple," said Brian Cox, presenter of The Sky At Night. "When we...

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Funny story: Higgs Boson Not Quite As Reported

Higgs Boson Not Quite As Reported

Physicists recently made headlines by announcing their discovery of the Higgs boson-the long sought-after, so-called "God Particle." The God Particle would explain pretty much everything in the universe. Or so the media report. According to reputable...

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Funny story: NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

NASA to Research Particle Theory of Galactic Fairness

WASHINGTON, DC - While the scientists at CERN in Europe spent July 4th announcing their discovery of a Higgs Boson particle, America's government scientists at NASA were busy writing a "brilliant" thesis on why they are not "losers." While the scient...

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Funny story: Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity's fate was sealed earlier today when a vial containing the genetically engineered super virus known as "EbolaThrax" was dropped at a secure lab facility deep within the Pentagon. Multiple contributing factors are apparently to blame for the...

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