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Funny story: Drones Set To Fly Over All US Public Schools

Drones Set To Fly Over All US Public Schools

The White House has announced plans that will see Drones circling the skies above American schools in an attempt to deter not only crazed psychotic gunmen and kidnappers from harming children but to also prevent truancy. A Justice Department offi...

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Funny story: Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...

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Funny story: Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...

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Funny story: High school student manufactures gold from lead

High school student manufactures gold from lead

Golden, CO - From a town named Golden comes a discovery that is about to make the precious metal as cheap as lead. Apple Creek High School student Lanny Auris has developed a cheap process to make gold from lead, in his basement using only common ho...

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Funny story: Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

Palin and Trump visit Harlem School get history lesson

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Constitutional scholar Sarah Palin railed against the American electorate Tuesday night saying "I can't believe people would ignore the US Constitution and elect a man who refuses to balance the budget." Palin was acting as a...

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Funny story: Chuck Norris Shows In School Horror

Chuck Norris Shows In School Horror

A head teacher has resigned from his job at a Primary School after showing the children (some as young as seven) a YouTube clip. The clip, called "Five Rules In Every Chuck Norris Movie", shows Chuck throwing people through windows and headbutting st...

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Funny story: Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...

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Funny story: Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Saddleworth council are keen to keep local pastimes alive for future generations, and it is with much controversy that they are hoping to make Morris dancing compulsory on the local school curriculum. Head of local culture Councillor Winnie Buttre...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Are Asked About Kristen Stewart

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were in Albuquerque on a stop on their promotional tour for their hit show. The two stars, who are also dating, appeared before a crowd of 900 cheering New...

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Funny story: Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

In a break with tradition stretching back over ten years, the London Philharmonic Orchestra will not be performing their rousing numbers at the climax to the Proms, The Last Night of the Proms. Instead, Brackley High School Orchestra will take to the...

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Funny story: A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

A Great Divider (and good with colors too)

Researchers for Arizona's famous Sheriff Arpaio have been in contact with several of Barack Obama's teachers and classmates from his elementary school days in Malaysia. Arpaio, a critic of and target of the Administration, has been in the news latel...

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Funny story: Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

A teacher who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil was sacked from the school she had been teaching and was given a 12 month prison sentence. Jane Harding, 47, was told by a Liverpool Court that just because the pupil was dealing drugs on school premises...

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Funny story: Top 15 Prom Themes In Kentucky 2012

Top 15 Prom Themes In Kentucky 2012

It's the season of Prom Kings & Prom Queens with lots of starched overalls and tissued bras on starry-eyed teenagers looking forward to their high school prom this year in Kentucky. Thus far, these have been the top fifteen themes: 15. "Double-Wide Pride!" 14. "The Beauty of Buck Dancing" 13. "Indoor Plumbing, Big City!" 12. "Born To Be Wide!" 11. "The Brother & Siste...

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Funny story: Macon Bacon attacked by fundamentalist pastor. Called "Obscene"

Macon Bacon attacked by fundamentalist pastor. Called "Obscene"

MACON GA (ABSNN)-The Georgia farm of Devin and Maryellen Manners has been in the Devin Family since 1847. It produces crops and livestock, but is mainly a pig farm. For nearly 50 years Devin and his wife and four sons, Donald, Theodore, Roger and F...

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Funny story: Student Walks Out from English Class to Prioritize Military Training

Student Walks Out from English Class to Prioritize Military Training

KIMJONG, IL (CWTSN) -- Butch Falfalan, a BS Marine Exploration freshman student of Conglom-o College allegedly walked out from his English class because he had enough of his teacher's "anti-soldier" examples on the lessons. In a lesson about an ar...

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Funny story: Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...

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Funny story: Dog receives detention after eating boy's homework

Dog receives detention after eating boy's homework

When 13 year-old Harry Macintosh, an pupil of St. David's High School in Ontario, Canada, neglected to hand in his homework on the morning of Monday 9th, a shocking turn of events meant that his dog, 4 year-old German shepherd Indiana, was placed in...

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