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Funny story: Satan Nominates John Hagee For President

Satan Nominates John Hagee For President

Popping out of the molten lava of a volcano that erupted in Southern Chile yesterday, Satan, the actual "God" of the Underworld, made his first appearance since the birth of the demonic Dick Cheney. Onlookers said it was really hot near th...

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Funny story: Celebs plan a 'concert for evil'

Celebs plan a 'concert for evil'

A free "concert for evil" to be broadcast worldwide is being planned to counteract negative stereotypes of Satanism, Hell, and eternal torment, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

The Devil has accused the Western media of demonising his unholy supporters and says there are "complicated problems" in administering international evil.

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Funny story: Damned are released early due to overcrowding in hell

Damned are released early due to overcrowding in hell

Satan has announced that souls who had previously been damned for eternity will be released before this term, after he announced that numbers had reached record levels.

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Funny story: French Recording Has Satanic Message

French Recording Has Satanic Message

PARIS - The Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church has announced that the phonoautograph recording of Au Claire De La Lune has a Satanic message, when played backwards.

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Funny story: The Antichrist Revealed!

The Antichrist Revealed!

After much speculation the true identity of the Antichrist has been officially revealed by the Vatican. As predicted in the Book of Revelation 13:18 the beast shall posess a number. However it is NOT 666.

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Funny story: The Devil makes wok for Idol, Hans

The Devil makes wok for Idol, Hans

His Supreme Dark Lord, The Devil, has helped the winner of the German cooking talent show "Chef Idol" to open his own Chinese restaurant by presenting him with a specially made magic wok.

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Funny story: Queen Mudder meets Satan

Queen Mudder meets Satan

London Dec. 1st 2007: (Ass.Mess.) The acclaimed Spoof Queen and part time Judge, affectionately known as 'The Queen Mudder' has confessed as to how she has become so successful and prolific.

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Funny story: Hell Closed Down as Devil Goes Bankrupt

Hell Closed Down as Devil Goes Bankrupt

The Devil has today announced that his famous UK branch of Hell, Burning Brits, will be closing down in July 2008 after His Evilness went bankrupt.

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Funny story: Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story: Satan Linked To Murdoch

Satan Linked To Murdoch

It has been revealed today that the respected demon, Satan - born, Lucifer - has worked with the media mogul Rupert Murdoch. Satan, who is a highly powered business in the 'Sin' trade, is alleged to have taken a loan of Murdoch's soul, in...

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Funny story: Satan challenges God to show his "man-hood"

Satan challenges God to show his "man-hood"

Satan has challenged creator of the universe and everything that exists, God, to reveal the true size of his man-hood.

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Funny story: Immigration judge grants Devil asylum in UK

Immigration judge grants Devil asylum in UK

An immigration judge has upheld an appeal by the Devil against a refusal by the Secretary of State to grant him asylum in the UK. The judge, in between smoking cannabis and bonking his cleaner, came...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Repents

Dick Cheney Repents

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dick Cheney, after doing some soul searching, repented of his sins and his crimes against humanity. He finally realized that money grubbing, killing, maiming, and making people die of starvation wasn't very ni...

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Funny story: Bush Nominates Satan for Supreme Court Vacancy

Bush Nominates Satan for Supreme Court Vacancy

(Washington DC) - Today, in a surprise Rose Garden address, President George W Bush put forth his next nomination to the Supreme Court.

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Funny story: Man claims to be the anti-christ challeges God to duel

Man claims to be the anti-christ challeges God to duel

Portland, ME - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of Portland Maine, a man calling himself the Anti-Christ has announced that he will have a duel with God.

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Funny story: Satan Hires Hollywood Publicist

Satan Hires Hollywood Publicist

(Hollywood) - High powered Hollywood publicist, Lotta Crappe, announced today that she is the new spokesperson for Satan, aka the devil, Beezlebub, the Prince of Darkness.

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