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Funny story: Joey Fatone Upset That Bristol Palin Is Still On Dancing With The Stars

Joey Fatone Upset That Bristol Palin Is Still On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Joey Fatone, former boy band member, is reportedly extremely upset at the fact that he was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The former 'NSYNC member spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo and told him that he could not...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gives President Obama Some Interesting Advice

Sarah Palin Gives President Obama Some Interesting Advice

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is still very upset at being snubbed by the Mitt Romney campaign who secretly told her that they did not want her speaking at the GOP Convention. At first "Snowflake" Palin believed that her convention tickets may hav...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin no longer able to have sex - takes out frustration on Obama

Sarah Palin no longer able to have sex - takes out frustration on Obama

(ABSNN) GLOSSOLALIA, ALASKA-Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who resigned due to forgetting she had a real job, and deciding instead to hold tea parties for a living, is no longer able to have sex, aides say. "Her inability to get laid is cau...

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Funny story: Guy Who Picked Sarah Palin for VP Wishes He Did Not Say "Train Wreck" to Describe Anything

Guy Who Picked Sarah Palin for VP Wishes He Did Not Say "Train Wreck" to Describe Anything

Mere seconds after telling reporters yesterday in Cernobbio, Italy that President Obama's Iran policy was a "train wreck," failed 2008 Presidential candidate John McCain who selected Sarah Palin to be his VP running mate regretted using the term.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Furious At GOP Convention Snub - May Enter Into Rehab

Sarah Palin Furious At GOP Convention Snub - May Enter Into Rehab

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports coming out of Wasilla, Alaska, state that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is extremely angry and upset at the fact that she was not invited to be a part of the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. The former gov...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Upset At GOP Convention Snub - Says She May Just Vote For President Obama

Sarah Palin Upset At GOP Convention Snub - Says She May Just Vote For President Obama

WASILLA, Alaska - Reports out of Alaska state that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is one very angry white wilderness woman. Political Salad Bar Magazine has confirmed that the former governor of the Iceberg State and failed 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential can...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Hasn't Received Her GOP Convention Ticket Yet (Hmmm)

Sarah Palin Says She Hasn't Received Her GOP Convention Ticket Yet (Hmmm)

WASILLA, Alaska - The woman who was the Republican vice-presidential choice in 2008, is wondering why she has not received her ticket to the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida. She reportedly asked her husband Todd if perchance he ha...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston To Fight Bristol Palin For Full Custody of Son Tripp

Levi Johnston To Fight Bristol Palin For Full Custody of Son Tripp

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, 22, has finally come out and told it like it is. The baby daddy of Bristol Palin's son Tripp Johnston spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk and revealed some rather interesting facts. Levi told Carolina Chipotle that he d...

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Funny story: Why Sarah Palin Would Have Made a Better Vice-President Than Dick Cheney

Why Sarah Palin Would Have Made a Better Vice-President Than Dick Cheney

Ex Minister of Vice Dick Cheney has come out (no, not out of the closet. Don't we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for Vice President. Well son of a gun! It's the pot calling the kettle black! Let's take a look at why Palin WOULD have been a better vice President than Cheney ever was: Palin actually did things for the people of Alaska. She didn't just come in and push peop...

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Funny story: A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's

A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's

Sarah Palin was a relatively unknown politician until Senator John McCain picked her to be his vice-presidential choice on the 2008 GOP presidential ticket. And after "Snowflake" Palin and "Comb Over" McCain were soundly beaten in the presidential election the "Loose Moose" from Wasilla, Alaska, has tried her best to stay in the political spotlight. The "White Wilderness Woman" with a dozen...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Says "No Sex" Until Marriage

Bristol Palin Says "No Sex" Until Marriage

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the 21-year-old unmarried mother of 3-year-old Tripp Johnston has suddenly become the unofficial spokesperson for young teen girls. Bristol "The Pistol" as her mother, Sarah "The Snowflake" Palin calls her, got pre...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Eats At Chic-Fil-A

Sarah Palin Eats At Chic-Fil-A

HOUSTON - Sarah "The Loose Moose" showed up in the Lone Star state to campaign for Senator Teddy Cruz. She was accompanied by her husband Todd the "Snowmobiler" and the two looked like typical tourists with Mama Palin wearing a pair of pink Rememb...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

During the same interview in which Dick Cheney said that Sarah Palin wouldn't make a good Vice President of the United States, Cheney went on to confess that he thought she had great tits, a nice ass, and would probably be a real firecracker in bed.

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Funny story: The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2012

The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2012

Vampire movies have been around since the days of silent films. When most people think of vampires the name that comes to mind is Count Dracula. Count Dracula was portrayed in the 1931 motion picture Dracula by the legendary actor Bela Lugosi. The film is considered to be the "Granddaddy" of all vampire movies. The motion picture was followed by three sequels; Dracula's Daughter (1936...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

LOS ANGELES - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter Bristol's new reality show Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp (sic) had its premier. The shows executives were hoping to get 3 to 4 million viewers but it appears that they overestimated a bit as only 4,...

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Funny story: Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has written a book in which she talks about her future presidential aspirations. The book is titled How My Lack of Geographical Knowledge Sunk My Friggin Political Halibut Boat All To Hell. Palin co-authored the bo...

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