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Funny story: Katy Brand of Katy Brand's Big Ass Show Named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom

Katy Brand of Katy Brand's Big Ass Show Named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom

LONDON - Katy Brand, host of the ITV2 show Katy Brand's Big Ass Show has just been named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom. Brand was picked by over 3.7 million readers of The London Hand Held Daily Mirror. Katy received e...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's Manicurist Says "Rusty" Wants Cheryl Cole In The Worst Way

Russell Brand's Manicurist Says "Rusty" Wants Cheryl Cole In The Worst Way

LONDON - Russell Brand's manicurist, Timothea Tittleham has revealed that lately Mr. Brand has been having fantasies about Ashley Cole's soon-to-be-ex-wife Cheryl Cole. Brand, who is considered one of the United Kingdom's 'Bad Boys' confessed that...

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Funny story: Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young Are Booked To Play At Russell Brand and Katy Perry's Wedding

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young Are Booked To Play At Russell Brand and Katy Perry's Wedding

LONDON - Russell Brand has stated that he and Katy (Perry) have decided that when they get married they will be having the 70s icon American band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young play at their wedding reception. Brand said that he knows that the...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Shows Off Her Fine Lookin' Stuff In An Itty Bitty Red Bikini

Katy Perry Shows Off Her Fine Lookin' Stuff In An Itty Bitty Red Bikini

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Russell Brand and Katy Perry were down in Mexico vacationing in Cabo San Lucas at the luxurious The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa. Both were sitting out by the pool and Katy was wearing a tiny red bikini swimsuit that look...

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Funny story: Brand And Perry: Will It Work?

Brand And Perry: Will It Work?

The relationship which has been the talk of Neasden continues to fill the pages of Exchange and Mart. But will Jo Brand and Fred Perry stay together? The pair are no strangers to controversy. Brand is known for her loud mouth, sexual innuendo and bir...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Admits "I Kissed a Girl" About Fiance Russell Brand

Katy Perry Admits "I Kissed a Girl" About Fiance Russell Brand

LOS ANGELES, California -- Singer Katy Perry and British comedian Russell Brand have been on the fast track to marriage since last fall, according to reports. On December 31, their engagement became official. Because neither Perry nor Brand has un...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Vows Betrothal Tattoo for Katy Perry

Russell Brand Vows Betrothal Tattoo for Katy Perry

Eating up the press coverage on his recent engagement announcement to singer Katy Perry, British Comedian Russell Brand jokingly declared that he would soon apply a 50 centimeter tattoo of Katy Perry's face on his body as proof of his commitment.

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Funny story: Katy Perry dumps Russell Brand

Katy Perry dumps Russell Brand

London - (Satanic Sluts Mess): It's just one week Since Russell Brand was seen going down on US model Katy Perry, on bended knee, outside the Taj Mahal. And now the wedding's off! The pair were spotted this afternoon outside Squiffany's of Bond...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Buys Russell Brand A Brand New Range Rover - But The Bloke Can't Drive

Katy Perry Buys Russell Brand A Brand New Range Rover - But The Bloke Can't Drive

LONDON - Katy Perry has just purchased a fully loaded 2010 Kenyan Black Range Rover for her soon-to-be husband Russell Brand. Katy said that she purchased the vehicle for $100,000 on eBay and had it delivered the very next day. The state-of-the...

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Funny story: Satanic Slutz prank was a right laugh says Russell Brand

Satanic Slutz prank was a right laugh says Russell Brand

London - (Monster Munch): One year on after being outed in the shagging of Andrew Sachs's granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Slutz' Baillie and Russell Brand is unrepentant. "Would I have humped her if he wasn't her grandpa?" Brand mused before today...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Shows Katy Perry A Trick Or Two - Announces He Wants To Settle Down

Russell Brand Shows Katy Perry A Trick Or Two - Announces He Wants To Settle Down

Tatty headed comedian, actor, one time junkie, and close friend of Fawlty Towers actor, Andrew 'Manuel' Sachs, the one and only Russell Brand has reportedly shown new squeeze Katy Perry a 'trick or two.' Perry, an MTV presenter and songstress arti...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and Russell Brand Get Matching Tattoos

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Get Matching Tattoos

PARIS - Comedian Russell Brand and his girlfriend pop singer Katy Perry were in town for the prestigious Madam Jean-Jean Underwear Fashion Show. While shopping for souvenirs on the Rive Gauche (The Left Bank), the giggly pair stopped off at the fa...

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Funny story: GM's Saturn Brand Bought by German Company

GM's Saturn Brand Bought by German Company

General Motors' troubled Saturn Brand has been sold to the JingleHeimer-Schmidt Company of Whalenberg, Germany. It was a move which surprised most industry analysts. The new Saturn, to be renamed the JingleHeimer-Schmidt, will be available in smal...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Pushed Into A Fountain, Then A Urinal.

Russell Brand Pushed Into A Fountain, Then A Urinal.

Self styled Lothario Russell Brand was said to be making a good recovery, quietly at home after being pushed first into a fountain, and then into a urinal. Incident number one happened in Trafalgar Square, London. Brand was filming a scene for upc...

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Funny story: Russell Brand To Tour With Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi

Russell Brand To Tour With Susan Boyle and Shaheen Jafargholi

LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has just signed Russell Brand, Susan Boyle, and little 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi to go on a 61-city concert tour of the United Kingdom. Cowell said that he first approached Brand at a London boxin...

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Funny story: Russell Brand invites Pixie Lott to Summer Solstice shag on Hampstead Heath!

Russell Brand invites Pixie Lott to Summer Solstice shag on Hampstead Heath!

London - (Horny Ass Mess): Lovelorn TV naughty-boy Russell Brand is all set to woo red-hot Number One Top-of-the-Pops sensation Pixie Lott with a romantic dawn tryst on Hampstead Heath this Sunday. A recent airport encounter with stunning eighteen...

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Funny story: Russell Crowe to Star in "NottingJustaHam" If He Can Get Rid of Ridley

Russell Crowe to Star in "NottingJustaHam" If He Can Get Rid of Ridley

Russell Crowe has asked Universexual Pictures to remove his long time secret lover, director Ridley Scott from his latest heroic film enterprise. Crowe crowed to Universexualist execs that if he could just get rid of Ridley he could truly become Robi...

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