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Funny story: Republicans Prefer Sex with Orangutans!

Republicans Prefer Sex with Orangutans!

At a press briefing today, Professor Ferbert T. Weededom, renowned astrophysicist and part-time anthropologist, and Nubile Prize-winning environmentalist Felicia T. Weedledee, Ph.D, announced the results of their much anticipated genetic research int...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh explodes live on the air

Rush Limbaugh explodes live on the air

Rush Limbaugh exploded live on the air today while ranting against the Obamas administrations New health care bill. Doctors are citing an impacted colon for the reason of explosion. Some were quoted as saying "This takes being full of shit to...

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Funny story: Tent Company to Make Rush Limbaugh's Suits

Tent Company to Make Rush Limbaugh's Suits

A camping equipment company announced today that it has signed a contract with Rush Limbaugh to make the media personality's garments. CEO Sam Solomon said that his company "is uniquely qualified to fabricate Mr. Limbaugh's clothing. Our oversize...

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Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Darryl Strawberry Quits - Strikes Out 1, 2, 3

Celebrity Apprentice: Darryl Strawberry Quits - Strikes Out 1, 2, 3

MANHATTAN - In what has got to be one of the strangest ever editions of Celebrity Apprentice on record, ex-major league baseball player Darryl Strawberry told Donald Trump that he wanted to be fired. Trump was so shocked that his hairdo almost fel...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Nearly Kills Dick Cheney

Rush Limbaugh Nearly Kills Dick Cheney

In a live interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney, heard over the Rush Limbaugh Show Thursday, it was a close call on whether there would ever be another live interview with Cheney. Rush, right in the middle of talking to Cheney about ho...

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Funny story: The U.S. House Approves The Health Care Bill - Rush Limbaugh Vows To Move To Germany

The U.S. House Approves The Health Care Bill - Rush Limbaugh Vows To Move To Germany

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States House passed The Health Care Bill by a vote of 219 to 212. After months and months of fighting, yelling, screaming, hollering, and backstabbing, (and that was just in the bathrooms), the monumental bill has been p...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Releases Lyrics To 'We Aren't The World '- To Be Played Before The Closing Ceremonies of the Winter Olympics

Rush Limbaugh Releases Lyrics To 'We Aren't The World '- To Be Played Before The Closing Ceremonies of the Winter Olympics

Florida - Rush Limbaugh has changed the lyrics to "We Are The World" to reflect his ideology. The video, to be shown Sunday, only on NBC, before the closing ceremonies of the Winter Olympics, will highlight superstars of the GOP. Sarah Palin, John McCain, Michael Steel, Mitt Romney, Bobby Jindal, Joe Lieberman (cause he came out yesterday as a Republican) and Rush himself will be proudly beltin...

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Funny story: Obama's Interview With Rush Limbaugh A Mess!

Obama's Interview With Rush Limbaugh A Mess!

Beginning with "Do you still beat your mother-In-Law", question by Rush Limbaugh the visit from President Obama went downhill fast. "I'll never do that again", stated the almost deaf Obama. "Everyone thought I was scared of the guy and would not...

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Funny story: Palin Bags Limbaugh and Beck, Gains Respect Among Moderates

Palin Bags Limbaugh and Beck, Gains Respect Among Moderates

Who would of thunk it. A self proclaimed "maverick" who polled well in the last election among women with illegitimate grandchildren and republican moderates under 50 or Gay, has successfully distanced herself from the insane media right. After a w...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Dittoheads A Religion

Supreme Court Rules Dittoheads A Religion

The Supreme Court has ruled 5-4 that the Dittoheads that call in to Rush Limbaugh Show that runs three hours every weekday is a religion that believes only in what Limbaugh teaches them. "His position is the same as that of a preacher", stated Jud...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says Rahm Emanuel Cannot Use The Word Retard, But Rush Limbaugh Can

Sarah Palin Says Rahm Emanuel Cannot Use The Word Retard, But Rush Limbaugh Can

PORTLAND, Maine - Sarah Palin was in town speaking to a convention of The Maine League of Lobster Catchers. She told the league members that they are doing a fantastic job, because she happens to know that it is a whole lot easier to catch salmon tha...

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Funny story: Palin, Limbaugh Get Mixed Reaction

Palin, Limbaugh Get Mixed Reaction

Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin addressed the Tea Party convention, telling them that Rush Limbaugh is a stupid, fat, anal orifice. Though some in the crowd scratched their heads, others applauded, thinking that if Rush Limbaugh's name was...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Loses Foot Trying To Stamp Out Bag Of Burning Dogshit!

Rush Limbaugh Loses Foot Trying To Stamp Out Bag Of Burning Dogshit!

Talk Show host Rush Limbaugh lost a foot Friday night trying to stamp out his 239th burning bag of dogshit set on fire outside his front door. "There was a sprinkler system that was supposed to take care of that", Limbaugh told UP2 ass reporter,...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh to take a New Role

Rush Limbaugh to take a New Role

Today Rush Limbaugh, outspoken critic of everything that is not conservative Republican, accepted a role in a movie. The title of the film is "The Adventures of a Sky Pirate" in which he plays the leader of a gang of criminals who use special aircraf...

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Funny story: Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor's Mistake

Obama, Limbaugh Regret Realtor's Mistake

A Honolulu based realtor mistakenly booked radio personality Rush Limbaugh, and President Barrack Obama into the same Hawaiian vacation condo at the same time. The mistake was discovered after Mr. Limbaugh arrived and tried to take possession of the...

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Funny story: Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

House Republican Leader, John (Man-Tan) Boehner (R-Ohio), came out on top in the Republican Party's annual pissing contest. Dubbed "Pee for Democracy," the contest has been waged every year since 1980 when Ronald Reagan outdistanced George H. W. Bush...

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Funny story: President Obama Calls Rush Limbaugh An Idiot

President Obama Calls Rush Limbaugh An Idiot

After his speech on sending funds to Haiti Saturday, President Obama answered a question hurled from the reporters on the way out. "What about Rush Limbaugh's statement on aid to Haiti?" In response the President simply yelled, "Rush Limbaugh i...

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