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Funny story: A Dire Warning To Prince William Before The Occurance Of His Ill Fated Marriage To The Commoner Kate Middleton!

A Dire Warning To Prince William Before The Occurance Of His Ill Fated Marriage To The Commoner Kate Middleton!

The following is a letter recently received by his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England concerning his upcoming wedding to the commoner Kate Middleton: Dearest, most exalted, Royal Highness Prince Williams, It is out of the utmost duty that I write this missive to you before your day of marital conjoining with the commoner Kate Middleton. It is a duty not of a peasant from a colony war...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding - Prince Harry - Who's The Daddy?

Royal Wedding - Prince Harry - Who's The Daddy?

In a shameful display of guttersnipe journalism at the very nadir of good taste - there are certain dirty minded bastards who have started to question who good Prince Harry's real father is. The problem has arisen since brothers, Harry and William...

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Funny story: Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life. Big Brother is watching All of us. Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identica...

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Funny story: Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

The Royal Institute of General Medical Science, noted for their study of Genes and DNA, said the upcoming wedding of Prince William will provide the setting for the largest gathering in history of mutant strains of human DNA. The Prince will marry...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Resignation Confirmed

Prince Andrew Resignation Confirmed

Prince Andrew has bowed to mounting pressure and resigned from his post as the U.K's Special Representative for International Trade and Investment. The decision had looked increasingly inevitable over the last few days after it emerged that the Pr...

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Funny story: Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...

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Funny story: 'Too disruptive' Fergie and Andy denied exile in Libya

'Too disruptive' Fergie and Andy denied exile in Libya

Royal shock machines Sorry, Doshless of York, and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are set to be exiled as soon as an unsuitable country can be found to accept them. But apparently even the worst places on earth have their limits. Given her fondness f...

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Funny story: Queen Considering Changing Name of Royal House to The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

Queen Considering Changing Name of Royal House to The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

The Queen is said to be considering a spring House (of Windsor) cleaning as the Duke of York's With-Friends-Like-These scandal threatens to turn into a real toe sucker. Bad news is swamping the monarchy at a pace not seen since the Royal Divorce-Off...

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Funny story: Fergie and Andy to Star in Revival of 'Grease'

Fergie and Andy to Star in Revival of 'Grease'

Sarah, Doshless of York and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are to appear in the lead roles of Danny Zuko and Sandy Virginal Girl in a revival of the hit musical Grease. The pair, always on the lookout for a new opportunity yet uniquely unable to disce...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Agrees To Be The Master of Ceremonies At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

Ricky Gervais Agrees To Be The Master of Ceremonies At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

LONDON - It is being reported in several England publications that the sharp-tongued comedian Ricky Gervais has agreed to be the master of ceremonies at the upcoming April 29th Royal Wedding Reception for Prince William and Kate Middleton. Gervais...

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Funny story: Royal Expert Telepathy Claims

Royal Expert Telepathy Claims

As the nation runs head-long into another round of vomit inducing sycophancy in the shape of the Royal Wedding, a legion of 'experts' emerge from the sewers beneath Fleet street to pontificate on the tedious ministrations of the royal entourage. Rather than relying on irrelevant details like 'facts', or actually 'knowing' the royal family, normally, said experts, are content to make stuff up and s...

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Funny story: Royal Family Seeks Travel Expert

Royal Family Seeks Travel Expert

Buckingham Palace is advertising for a new "head of travel" to help the Royal Family cut costs and reduce their carbon footprint. The post, worth between £55,000 and £75,000, is advertised on the family's web site. A palace insider said: "Membe...

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Funny story: Prince William To Stop Supporting Chelsea

Prince William To Stop Supporting Chelsea

As former Premier League champions Chelsea continue their slump down the table and out of the FA Cup, there was more bad news this morning when it emerged that their most Royal - though hardly most loyal - supporter, Prince William, has decided to ch...

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Funny story: Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...

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Funny story: Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!

Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!

Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey. Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...

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Funny story: Camilla surprise runner in this year's London Marathon

Camilla surprise runner in this year's London Marathon

A surprise announcement from Clarence House states that The Duchess of Cornwall,second wife of The Prince of Wales(more generally called Camilla Parker Bowles) wishes it to be known that she is an entry for and intends to compete in this years Vi...

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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

In Royal News, The Duke Of Edinburgh has dumbfounded doubters and been awarded the Duke Of Edinburgh Award for services above and beyond the call of duty. The Prince, or Keith as he's known amongst his close circle of friends, is usually best kn...

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