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Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Funny story: Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

Crypto-Fascists Plan Bombing to Support Rudy Rompson's Imperialist Campaign

PEARL HARBOUR, HI, USNA-- Presidential candidate Rudy "Mitt" Rompson was outed as a Fascist Party member after being linked to a fundraising website promising to reopen World War II on behalf of the Imperial Axis. His membership was proven...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Aspiring Democratic Presidential hopeful New York Senator Hillary Clinton allegedly became sexually aroused during a speech by Republican/Libertarian candidate Texas Congressman Ron Paul this afternoon, according to several Republican sources at the...

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Funny story: Hundreds of Ron Paul Supporters Protest the Tasing of White Nationalist Sympathizer, Lew Rockwell

Hundreds of Ron Paul Supporters Protest the Tasing of White Nationalist Sympathizer, Lew Rockwell

Washington, D.C. -- Hundreds marched on Washington in protest over the recent tasing of White Nationalist sympathizer, Lew Rockwell, today. Shouts of "White! Pow-er. White! Pow-er," and, "Ron Paul! Ron Paul!" were amongst the neo-Nazi's and K...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Recovery Center Opens to Swarms of Addicts

Ron Paul Recovery Center Opens to Swarms of Addicts

This week in Evanston, Indiana, the first Ron Paul Addiction Recovery Center opened to swarms of patients, all desperate for reprieve from their crazed support of Republican Presidential Candidate, Ron Paul. Within the first three hours, nurses and o...

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Funny story: Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

In a surprising development, Walgreens has announced that supporters of Ron Paul are now banned from shopping in the 6059 Walgreens stores across the country.

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Funny story: Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President

Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President

After Al Gore released documents detailing the New World Order conspiracy, naming names, including all the skull and bones, Federal Reserve, Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and Bilderburger members, Bush and Cheney have joined Gore in the shame of...

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Funny story: Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign

A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.

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Funny story: US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold

US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold

U.S. Federal authorities have begun confiscating gold and and other precious metals from private holdings in the United States. Beginning with the raids yesterday in Evansville Illinois as FBI agents seized over 2 tons of privately owned bullion from...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

"Who the hell does he think he is, Bill Clinton?" This, Mrs. Clinton's angry response to hearing Ron Paul's one day fundraising amount on his website creations.

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Funny story: Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

The current pontiff, thinking he has some PR problems, has, in an unprecedented move, changed his name to Ron Paul I. "It rhymes with John Paul, and he is a really neat guy who doesn't like the war in Iraq, and besides, he is a veteran who w...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul will buy The Dallas Cowboys football team, citing how George Bush used to own The Texas Rangers baseball team, also based in The Dallas, TX Area. "If you own a team that plays in that part of the state, it should increase your chances o...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Look-a-Like Pizza Auctioned on eBay for $1.9 Million

Ron Paul Look-a-Like Pizza Auctioned on eBay for $1.9 Million

A pizza that looked so much like Ron Paul that Hillary Clinton threatened to use it as a voodoo doll has sold on eBay for $1.9 million. Word has it Republican contenders has purchased it and plan to use it for TV commercials over the next 2 months.

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Funny story: Walgreens Markets Terrorist Kits on CNN's Glenn Beck

Walgreens Markets Terrorist Kits on CNN's Glenn Beck

CNN's Glen Beck is preparing a show describing how 'Home-Grown' terrorists regard Walgreens as a ready one-stop supply center for the kinds of weapons-grade materials necessary to build bombs, IED's and other nefarious devices.

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Funny story: American Real Estate Crash - Foreclosures hit 63%

American Real Estate Crash - Foreclosures hit 63%

The epidemic of property foreclosures is revealed as more and more signs, typically from the Ron Paul rEVOLution agency, sprout across America.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Campaign Promise #1 Threatens GOP Sex Balance

Ron Paul Campaign Promise #1 Threatens GOP Sex Balance

The campaign for President Ron Paul is engaged in has been notable for the marked and distinct unity by which his candidacy has been opposed. The opposition has been uniform throughout the GOP nationally as well as in the media ordinarily used by th...

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