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Funny story: Bear Grylls Turns Up Nose At Broccoli

Bear Grylls Turns Up Nose At Broccoli

December 20, 2008 - NEW YORK CITY, NY - Noted Discovery Channel celebrity and survivalist Bear Grylls walked out of Manhattan's Ristorante Mario in disgust earlier this week. The small but quaint, highly regarded Italian restaurant has been very...

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Funny story: A look at Wendy's Hooters

A look at Wendy's Hooters

Bob Evans was recently found comatose, soaked in Mountain Dew caused by the Sierra Mist, slipping In-N-Out of consciousness and his skin a Mellow Yellow. Dr Pepper was called in and has suggested an occasional Squirt of Krispie Kreme for the associa...

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Funny story: Signs Your Waiter is Having a Bad Day

Signs Your Waiter is Having a Bad Day

18. "Well you didn't say you wanted it cooked!" 17. He just doesn't have the same bright, optimistic smile now as he did two years ago on the cover of Time Magazine's "DotCom Successes" issue. 16. "Hey, boss, mind if I leave a little early so I can bring Ms. Brown-Simpson these sunglasses she left on the table?" 15. There's a healthy pink glow peeking out from behi...

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Funny story: Restaurant closed after dead deer found in kitchen

Restaurant closed after dead deer found in kitchen

Deerburger, N.Y. - Health officials raided the CHINA KINK restaurant after patrons reported hearing strange noises from the kitchen, especially deer horns followed by loud crashing around, baying dogs, then rifle shots, and finally cheering. Hea...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan's New Restaurant - 'The El Fortune Taco'

Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan's New Restaurant - 'The El Fortune Taco'

BEVERLY HILLS, California - Eva Longoria-Parker and Jackie Chan have just opened up a new restaurant in Beverly Hills. The $18.8 million restaurant named The El Fortune Taco is quite unique in that it it features an extensive food menu with a combination of Mexican/Chinese cuisine. Eva was interviewed and said, "Jackie and I first met last year at a San Antonio Spurs-Houston Rockets game. He w...

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Funny story: Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

Jackie Chan Orders Roast Cat, Receives Chicken and Goes Berserk

NYC - Chinese martial arts actor Jackie Chan who is famous for his fists of steel, boyish looks and nice smile in many Hollywood pictures was arrested today after kicking in the face of two cashiers, a hostess, and the cook of a prestigious Manhattan...

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Funny story: Ice Grilling Fad In Restaurants

Ice Grilling Fad In Restaurants

Are you tired of all the restaurants who offer fire grilled menu items? Well there's a new wave coming, and it's frozen. Ice grilling is all the rage. Peachadee's started the trend offering ice-grilled salmon, then expanded to chicken, steak and s...

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Funny story: GDI Monday's Restaurants to Launch Nationwide

GDI Monday's Restaurants to Launch Nationwide

In an effort to expand its product offerings in a slumping economy the TGI Friday's restaurant chain is launching a new chain GDI Monday's. GDI Monday's will focus on breakfast entries, especially highly caffeinated coffees and breakfast foods overdo...

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Funny story: $650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

$650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

A recent offer by multilbillionaire Warren Buffett, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, that anybody could have dinner with him to the tune of a small fortune, recently resulted in a major financial loss for an up-and-coming Indian businessman and the untimel...

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Funny story: Duck Restaurant To Open In England

Duck Restaurant To Open In England

An exclusive restaurant for wild ducks is to open in Worcester, it was announced today.

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Funny story: Rush Is On To Open 'New Tribe' Restaurant

Rush Is On To Open 'New Tribe' Restaurant

New York, NY - In the wake of the startling discovery in the Brazilian rainforest of what may be the last uncontacted indigenous tribe, a consortium of Manhattan restaurant owners is hoping to base a new dining spot on the tribe's native cuisine.

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Funny story: New Fusion Café Opens

New Fusion Café Opens

Baltimore Maryland: A new fusion café, Café Booty, opened tonight in the Federal Hill section of downtown Baltimore.

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Funny story: 2girls1cup to start fast food chain

2girls1cup to start fast food chain

Internet legends '2girls' intend to open a chain of quick service restaurants in Europe and the U.S.

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Funny story: Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Kebab Wars On Britain's Streets

Ruthless Kebab Shop owner Stavros Hovapopathapoulis recruited delivery drivers from Rally and Racing tracks to get the edge over all the other shops on his patch.

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Funny story: John McCain Freaks in Vietnamese Restaurant

John McCain Freaks in Vietnamese Restaurant

"The biggest mistake of my life." - That's how Lawrence Goldman, a life-long friend of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, described his lunch with the Arizona Senator at Thanh Hien, a Vietnamese restaurant in suburban Phoeni...

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Funny story: Alien dines at Hot Hollywood Restaurant

Alien dines at Hot Hollywood Restaurant

It's the stuff that makes up great movies. An alien monster dined at Hugo, a fancy Hollywood hotspot for stars and paparazzi, last night. Its companion for the evening was star stylist Cher Coulter. Clearly it was trying to masquerade as a Hollyw...

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Funny story: NASA Finds Restaurant on South Pole of Moon

NASA Finds Restaurant on South Pole of Moon

Pasadena, California (IPP) - NASA has discovered a restaurant and resort on the south pole of the Moon.

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