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Funny story: Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Clowns such as Tony Blair, live longer reveal scientists in shock research

Scientists at the John Denver University, West Virginia claim that comics, idiots and half-wits, live on average fifty years longer than the 'serious tossers' of the world. "Paul Newman is dead" Professor Pitkin said " the recent death of Paul...

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Funny story: Not having cancer leads to cancer, say experts

Not having cancer leads to cancer, say experts

Scientists have identified one guaranteed precursor to cancer - not having cancer. "We examined 10,000 adults with cancer and found one overwhelming similarity within almost all of them - they used to be cancer free," explained Dr Thomas Statistif...

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Funny story: Toasters finally explained

Toasters finally explained

Following the recent experiments with the LHC, Professor Hugh Jarse was able to reveal how toasters actually work. "The question of where did the bread go when the toast comes out has now been answered." Said Profesor Jarse He went on to explai...

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Funny story: Hadron Collider Results Announced

Hadron Collider Results Announced

Results of the Hadron Collider experiment are to be published next Wednesday, but TheSpoof.com has received a sneak preview of some of them, and they make startling reading indeed! Chief amongst these is that the immediate area around the test sit...

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Funny story: Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers from teams within the Neurology and Psychology departments at Liverpool's John Moose University have been conducting research on brainwaves while people were asleep and how this influenced their thoughts when they were awake. They were...

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Funny story: Denmark wins happy crown

Denmark wins happy crown

The title of 'happiest place on earth' has been awarded to Denmark, a country which gets its name from the ancient 'Dark Men' and in recent years has been vilified for it's unruly cartoonists. Its reputation for jollity and fun on the world stage is...

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Funny story: The Pill Prevents HIV Transmission for Some!

The Pill Prevents HIV Transmission for Some!

The good news is that some people will be protected from HIV transmission if the birth control pill is used properly. Experts on HIV transmission expressed outrage at the new report that attributed protective powers to the birth control pill not just...

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Funny story: Astounding research revealed by government department

Astounding research revealed by government department

In an attempt to be more open with taxpayers, provide better value for money, cut red tape and respect Sir Bob Geldolf's hairstyle, the Department for Buying Useless Things, headed by charismatic Secretary of State Anne Looney, has announced some sta...

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Funny story: Malaysian Pen-tailed Shrew Drinks German Researcher unter der Linden!

Malaysian Pen-tailed Shrew Drinks German Researcher unter der Linden!

German researchers who are famous for being drunk on schnapps by noon encountered a creature in the Malaysian rain forest that could put them to shame. The little fella is called the pen-tailed shrew and it spends the whole day drinking fermented nec...

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Funny story: Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Homeless Less Likely to Get Cancer

Washington, D.C. -- According to researchers at the Cancer Research Center in Washington, D.C., the homeless are much less likely to get cancer than those with a roof over their head. Scientists and doctors alike at the Center claim that their evi...

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Funny story: Scientist will Conduct Experiments with Hurricane Fay

Scientist will Conduct Experiments with Hurricane Fay

Miami, Florida (IPP) - Scientist flying aboard a NOAA P-31 hurricane hunter will conduct experiments when tropical storm Fay reaches hurricane strength near the island of Cuba. The experiments involve the setting loose of flatulent gas to see if a...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...

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Funny story: Doktor Helmut Vildebeests Guide to Relationships, Part Two

Doktor Helmut Vildebeests Guide to Relationships, Part Two

Guten Tag students and patients. Velcome back to ze column vere you learn all about ze sexual relationships und how to start zem and keep zem. Our research continues deep in ze sviss alps at ze Vildebeest-Blunderbusse Institute, so let us continue vith some more good advice.

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Funny story: Study finds hot women are more fun to study

Study finds hot women are more fun to study

A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.

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Funny story: Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Research conducted at the American Fashion Institute, in conjunction with the Psychology Department at Colorado State University, determined that the expression "Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts" is true; women really are turned on more by men...

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Funny story: We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

(Durham, NC) - Leading scientists in the field of Non-Newtonian Non-Sense Gobbledygook reported today that Harry Potter's invisibility cloak may be right around the corner, with one researcher at Duke University going so far as to say that

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Funny story: Gravity is wrong

Gravity is wrong

New research suggests that the forces of gravity may not be due to the Earth's inner core consisting of dragon's blood as has long been thought.

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