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Funny story: Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Preparation H--As In "Hilary" Was Secret to Successful Benghazi Hearing

Amiko Aventurista, the world's leading journalist has done it again. In this exclusive interview with Hilary Clinton the former Secretary of State reveals what she did to prepare for the Congressional hearings regarding the events in Benghazi. Aventurista: Madam Secretary thank you for granting me this exclusive interview. And of course bienvenida a Maunabo, Puerto Rico. I can't believe you ag...

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Funny story: Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

SEATTLE (The Kal-El Report)- Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren in her "Off the Record" show this week, "If our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ had an assault rifle or even a sidearm like a Glock, he would be...

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Funny story: Next Republican Debate to be Held in a Virginia Daycare Center

Next Republican Debate to be Held in a Virginia Daycare Center

WASHINGTON, DC--A number of staff members from this year's Republican presidential contenders met in a suburb of Virginia on Sunday to hash out the details for the next Republican debate, to be held, one spokesperson from the meeting said, at a dayc...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Alter Ego Announces his Candidacy

Donald Trump's Alter Ego Announces his Candidacy

NEW YORK--Ronald Chump, the alter ego of media-hog Donald Trump, today announced his candidacy for president, saying that he was running for president because all of the other candidates were "low energy" and "losers" and incapable of "making Americ...

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Funny story: Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Republican House Committee On Benghazi Elects Hillary Clinton President

Wow! Not exactly their intention, but the Republican House Committee on Benghazi managed to present Hillary Clinton, the former Secretary of State and US Senator from New York, as knowledgeable, accurate, professional and presidential; clearly, not t...

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Funny story: Amid Rising Poll Numbers, Ben Carson Announces the World Is Flat

Amid Rising Poll Numbers, Ben Carson Announces the World Is Flat

DOG'S TICK, AL--At a campaign event in Alabama on Tuesday, Ben Carson announced to an enthusiastic crowd, many of whom were near the top half of their graduating class in high school, that the world is not, as has been maintained since the fifteent...

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Funny story: Republicans Greet Pope Francis

Republicans Greet Pope Francis

[The New York Times, Sept. 23, 2015] WASHINGTON - Welcomed with a fanfare of trumpets and a chorus of amens, Pope Francis introduced himself to the United States on Wednesday with a bracing message on climate change, immigration and poverty that ranged from the pastoral to the political. "I and my family are practicing Catholics, and I have the greatest respect for Francis, but the Pope isn't...

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Funny story: Born Again Stripper Refuses to Strip at the Brass Ass Because of Her Religious Convictions

Born Again Stripper Refuses to Strip at the Brass Ass Because of Her Religious Convictions

NEWPORT, KY--Proclaiming that her soul now stands naked before Jesus, Pinky Boudoir, a stripper at the Brass Ass in Newport, Kentucky, said that her religious beliefs no longer allow her to strip at her place of employment. Her employer, Harry Tedes…

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Funny story: Republicans in the House Threaten to Shut Down the Government Unless the US Postal Service Comes Out with a New Stamp Honoring Ayn Rand

Republicans in the House Threaten to Shut Down the Government Unless the US Postal Service Comes Out with a New Stamp Honoring Ayn Rand

WASHINGTON, D.C.--House Republicans today threatened to shut down the government unless the US Postal Service comes out with a new memorial stamp honoring free-market hero Ayn Rand. Ayn Rand, who was already memorialized in a postage stamp that ca...

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Funny story: Donald Trump apologizes, then says it's the greatest apology ever made.

Donald Trump apologizes, then says it's the greatest apology ever made.

New York, NY. In a shocking report surprising many across the political landscape, Donald Trump has issued a statement of apology that begins by saying, "I would like to apologize for all the inflammatory, insulting and divisive statements I've made...

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Funny story: Scientists Find the Remains of Homo Moderatus Republicanus in a Parking Lot in Columbus, OH

Scientists Find the Remains of Homo Moderatus Republicanus in a Parking Lot in Columbus, OH

Columbus, OH--Archeologists from Ohio State University, in a dig in a parking lot where an Elks Club once stood, announced that they had found the now extinct, but once fairly common, remains of a species they are calling Homo Moderatus Republicanus.

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Funny story: Trump Announces He's an Atheist Who Eats Pâté Made from the Livers of Unborn Fetuses; His Poll Numbers Soar

Trump Announces He's an Atheist Who Eats Pâté Made from the Livers of Unborn Fetuses; His Poll Numbers Soar

MACON, GA-At a campaign event held last Wednesday at Trump Arena in Macon, GA, Donald Trump announced that he is an atheist who often dines on pâté made from the livers of unborn fetuses. Political pundits following Trump's comments at his campaign e...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Thanks Satire Media for Gifting Him 2016 Election

Donald Trump Thanks Satire Media for Gifting Him 2016 Election

Hey! Listen up, you poor, miserable, deluded little satire writers. You guys thought you could make fun of the old Trump here, you thought I was just like all the other guys, right? Yeah, I know what you guys do. I know your style. You did it to Clinton. You did to Bush. You're doing it to Obama. And somehow, you poor, pitiful little satire scribblers and jaded comedy jacks thought you cou...

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Funny story: The Party of Trump Rewrites the Constitution

The Party of Trump Rewrites the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Republican Party, responding to the powerful Constitutional Originalists of its white supremacist base (which assures the GOP establishment that it knows the original intent of the founding fathers even more than the founders the...

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Funny story: Trumpenstein - The Horror The Republicans Created That Now Comes Back To Devour Them.

Trumpenstein - The Horror The Republicans Created That Now Comes Back To Devour Them.

A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars. Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air. A troupe of men with faces that seek the shadows meet in a corner booth away from the gazes of the other inn patrons. They speak in cautious whispers that they wish no other...

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Funny story: Trump's Epic Fantasy Wall: Speculation Intensifies On Tycoon's Creative Process

Trump's Epic Fantasy Wall: Speculation Intensifies On Tycoon's Creative Process

Donald Trump is facing intense public pressure to reveal the method of working behind his idea to build The Great Wall of The United States. Fresh allegations have surfaced that it could be based on at least one fantasy series. The border chasteni...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Sports Hitler Haircut

Donald Trump Sports Hitler Haircut

Attendees at a recent Republican debate were surprised to see Donald Trump sporting a "Hitler" haircut, complete with a toothbrush mustache tattooed onto his upper lip. Before the words "Definite improvement" or "Accurate reflection of the man's id...

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