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Funny story: Prince Charles has reduced his carbon footprint, "but not his toe-jam," says wife

Prince Charles has reduced his carbon footprint, "but not his toe-jam," says wife

LONDON (ABSNN) - Charles, Prince of Wales, and heir to the English throne, has kept his promise to reduce his carbon footprint by no longer flying on the Royal jet, by burning all his own, and Lady Camilla's feces instead of peat, and walking up stai...

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Funny story: Charles Manson orders newly released Manson Bitch, Lynette Fromme to Kill, Kill, Kill!

Charles Manson orders newly released Manson Bitch, Lynette Fromme to Kill, Kill, Kill!

After her release from prison after 34 years, Lynnete Fromme has received a secret, satanic message from incarcerated, loveable, Charlie Boy to "Kill, Kill and Kill" again! Looking bewidered and bemused whilst leaving prison Lynnete raised her rig...

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Funny story: Charles launches ultimate boiler room scam

Charles launches ultimate boiler room scam

London - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Buoyed by a successful apprenticeship at the Bernard Madoff school of investment strategies the Pretender to the Throne has launched his own signature boiler room scam with the full blessing of the UK government. The In...

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Funny story: Prince Charles : "Ban Arseholes!"

Prince Charles : "Ban Arseholes!"

Prince Charles has delivered the Dumbledore lecture at Hogwarts. In his speech he calls for greater environmental awareness. "I am very concerned about the damage arseholes do to the atmosphere. Toxic gases are being released which are damaging the O...

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Funny story: Charles unveils Hyde Park memorial to bombers

Charles unveils Hyde Park memorial to bombers

London - (Real IRA Mess): Prince Charles and Hyde Park bomber Tessa Jowl, current human frights assistance minister, have unveiled a memorial to the Asian thugs they hired to do their dirty on 7 July 2005. Jowl, ex-wife of disgraced P2 Lodge membe...

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Funny story: Charles bribed Taleban to assassinate Welsh Guards colonel

Charles bribed Taleban to assassinate Welsh Guards colonel

Cornwall - (Ground Zero Fallout Mess): A topnotch colonel in the Welsh Guards was assassinated by Afghani mercenaries hired by Prince Charles according to CIA wiretap transcripts of Clarence House Twitters. The commanding officer of the 1st Battal...

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Funny story: Soldier Mortified That Prince Charles Is Still Alive

Soldier Mortified That Prince Charles Is Still Alive

A soldier today told how he was really mortified that Prince Charles was still alive. Gunner Peter Parfitt said "He was alive when I went out to fight for Queen and Country. He is still alive now that I'm coming back. The thing is, he keeps crying an...

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Funny story: HRH Prince Charles wants to be the next Ayatollah of Iran

HRH Prince Charles wants to be the next Ayatollah of Iran

A Buckingham Palace spokesperson for the Prince of Wales, Prince Charles, has said that His Royal Highness would consider any moves by Iranian clerics to install him as the next Ayatollah (or ultimate Spiritual and Political Head) of Iran. The cr...

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Funny story: Deadly nightshade suspected as Royal florist's husband found pushing up daisies

Deadly nightshade suspected as Royal florist's husband found pushing up daisies

Highgrove House - (Love-in-a-Mist Mess): The body of royal florist Sarah Champier-Lowe's husband has been found at the mouth of the River Rat & Parret in what police have described as a classic venus flytrap sting. David Lowe's corpse was disc...

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Funny story: Queen Celebrates D-Day Landing Anniversary Alone At Palace

Queen Celebrates D-Day Landing Anniversary Alone At Palace

Buckingham Palace - 'er family haven deserted 'er fer the Dee-Doy weekend and haven been uninvited t' official services in France, Queen Elizabeth commemorated the occasion of the 65th Anniversary of t' Dee-Doy landing, alone by 'erself at palace.

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace suspends chauffeur

Buckingham Palace suspends chauffeur

A chauffeur was suspended today by Buckingham Palace, after claiming to have had access to highly sensitive facts about the personal lives of a female member of the Royal Family, and leaking them to the press. Charles Windsinghor, aged something,...

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Funny story: Prince Charles pleads for endangered animals to be shot

Prince Charles pleads for endangered animals to be shot

The Prince of Wales today asked people to end the slow, painful drift towards extinction of endangered species of animals, and to shoot them now to put them out of their misery. 'When one was in India', he said, 'bagging one's first tiger, well, o...

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Funny story: God save the "Queen"

God save the "Queen"

Shock, utter amazement and some understanding has spread through the nation like wild-fire as Prince Charles, the next-in-line to the throne, has revealed that he has same-sex tendencies, and has had for quite a while. The Prince admitted to repor...

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Funny story: The Prince, The Frog, Mork And Indiana Jones

The Prince, The Frog, Mork And Indiana Jones

The giant frog which appeared alongside Prince Charles and sons Wills and Harry in a wacky, off the wall, save the rainforest internet broadcast was a reluctant participant according to Royal insiders. The broadcast, which also featured Mork, the...

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Funny story: Pope to tell Charles 'why he had Diana topped'

Pope to tell Charles 'why he had Diana topped'

Rome - (Unholy Mess): In a prime time televised audience on Monday the Pope will tell Prince Charles 'why he had Diana topped' and hand him the legal bills for all the ensuing ungodly fuss. Charles and his live-in fag hag Camilla are travelling to...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle marries Prince Charles

Susan Boyle marries Prince Charles

Susan Boyle is relocating to Clarence House and Camilla Bowles is sent packing. In a bizarre escalation of events "Britain's Got Bullocks" star Susan Boyle has become the press darling, and in a tribute to the common folk, Buckingham Palace had invit...

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Funny story: Prince Charles To Get His Hands On Liz Hurley's Baps

Prince Charles To Get His Hands On Liz Hurley's Baps

A spokesperson for Prince Charles today announced an unusual business partner for the Prince. Liz Hurley, glamourous model and crap actress, has taken up organic farming. Her wares are to be sold by the Prince's Duchy Originals, a brand known for ove...

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