Great news for Leeds United fans tonight as Jimmy Saville signed an exclusive short term deal for his hometown club. The club have stuttered recently in their bid to achieve a second successive promotion and have sealed the deal for Jimmy to fire...
Everton have revealed that they intend to blow Manchester United's title bid to smithereens when the clubs meet at Old Trafford over the Easter weekend. It appears that Everton are becoming aggrieved by media reports which suggest that the Merseys...
Blackpool boss Ian Holloway has fired a broadside at his board by once again drawing attention to the lack of funds made available to him for this season's campaign. Its long been an open secret that the Seasiders' budget is the lowest in the Prem...
The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates. They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk. Boudewijn Zenden...
Dressing rooms (whether the clubs that use them are amateur or professional level) are traditionally one of the most fertile environments for nicknames. And, just because some of the journeymen in the English Premiership are earning fortunes in excess of £500,000 per year, that doesn't mean that the naming of players (other than what appears on their birth certificate) is any less common a fea...
Arsenal Wenger will be busy over the 2011 festive period following a statement from the Emirates Stadium today. According to an announcement from the Gunners camp, the Frenchman will be appearing in pantomime at the end of the year. Arsenal chi...
The Football Association has announced that, effective from tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., there will be the first ever "No Fly Zone" set up over England. Frustrated at the number of occasions when the name of English football has been dragged throug...
Premier League and Football League officials are to take steps against the traditional practice of players "running their socks off." Particular attention was expected to be paid to the behaviour of the Arsenal and Birmingham sides today as they s...
Its the fashion accessory that is sweeping the football world. Premier stars such as Carlos Tevez of Man City and Arsenal's Samir Nasri have been sporting it all through the winter. Its the snood - and it may be getting banned. A FIFA spokesman...
English Premiership stars have made a clean sweep in the Most Negative European Players of 2010 awards . The honour, selected by sports journalists in the European Union, is judged on the basis of the number of square or back passes completed per...
Newcastle United skipper Kevin Nolan has been fined almost £4000 after pleading guilty of speeding in a built up area. 28 year old Nolan, top scorer at the club since the £35 million January transfer window of Andy Carroll to Kenny Dalglish's Live...
Angry Manchester City fans are to organise a demonstration on Monday night against owners Abu Dhabi United Group . Unhappy supporters are planning to hold a large scale protest before the February 27th fixture against Fulham at the City of Manches...
Former Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs. Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season.
Sky Sports football presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys are likely to feel the wrath of their female colleagues when they return to work today. In recordings leaked to the media, they can be heard whining about the appointment of a female refere...
A round up of this January's transfer window so far. - Manchester City's rich owners discovered they had another off-shore oil rink in business, and decided to spend their loose change on some German guy called Dzeko. Who's injured. -Great big...
BLACKBURN Rover's manager Allardyce has changed his name, according to Lancashire County Court officials. Contrary to popular opinion, he was actually christened "Big" by his parents in 1936. "Sam" became his nickname in primary school for no particu...
The football world was shaking its head in disbelief today as once again a throughly decent chap has decided to take a draught from the poisoned chalice. No doubt Alan Pardew will be handsomely remunerated for his efforts at Newcastle United but t...
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