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Funny story: Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

Premiership Players' Nicknames 2

The latest list of nicknames given to Premiership players by their team mates. They range from the bizarre to the bleeding obvious, but all reflect the banter that goes on in dressing rooms across the country, whether its the richest league in the world involved or the Sunday morning amateur cup competition when the teams are made up with anyone on the line who can walk. Boudewijn Zenden...

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Funny story: Premiership Players' Nicknames

Premiership Players' Nicknames

Dressing rooms (whether the clubs that use them are amateur or professional level) are traditionally one of the most fertile environments for nicknames. And, just because some of the journeymen in the English Premiership are earning fortunes in excess of £500,000 per year, that doesn't mean that the naming of players (other than what appears on their birth certificate) is any less common a fea...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Lined Up For Pantomime

Arsene Wenger Lined Up For Pantomime

Arsenal Wenger will be busy over the 2011 festive period following a statement from the Emirates Stadium today. According to an announcement from the Gunners camp, the Frenchman will be appearing in pantomime at the end of the year. Arsenal chi...

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Funny story: F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

F.A. Sets Up No Fly Zone

The Football Association has announced that, effective from tomorrow morning 9.00 a.m., there will be the first ever "No Fly Zone" set up over England. Frustrated at the number of occasions when the name of English football has been dragged throug...

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Funny story: Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League and Football League officials are to take steps against the traditional practice of players "running their socks off." Particular attention was expected to be paid to the behaviour of the Arsenal and Birmingham sides today as they s...

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Funny story: Uproar Over Snoods

Uproar Over Snoods

Its the fashion accessory that is sweeping the football world. Premier stars such as Carlos Tevez of Man City and Arsenal's Samir Nasri have been sporting it all through the winter. Its the snood - and it may be getting banned. A FIFA spokesman...

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Funny story: Clean Sweep for Premiership Stars

Clean Sweep for Premiership Stars

English Premiership stars have made a clean sweep in the Most Negative European Players of 2010 awards . The honour, selected by sports journalists in the European Union, is judged on the basis of the number of square or back passes completed per...

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Funny story: Premiership Star In Court

Premiership Star In Court

Newcastle United skipper Kevin Nolan has been fined almost £4000 after pleading guilty of speeding in a built up area. 28 year old Nolan, top scorer at the club since the £35 million January transfer window of Andy Carroll to Kenny Dalglish's Live...

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Funny story: Man City Fans Up In Arms

Man City Fans Up In Arms

Angry Manchester City fans are to organise a demonstration on Monday night against owners Abu Dhabi United Group . Unhappy supporters are planning to hold a large scale protest before the February 27th fixture against Fulham at the City of Manches...

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Funny story: Allardyce on Allardyce

Allardyce on Allardyce

Former Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs. Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season.

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Funny story: Andy Gray's "Balls On A Platter" Please Says Female Colleague In Sky Row

Andy Gray's "Balls On A Platter" Please Says Female Colleague In Sky Row

Sky Sports football presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys are likely to feel the wrath of their female colleagues when they return to work today. In recordings leaked to the media, they can be heard whining about the appointment of a female refere...

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Funny story: Transfer Window in a Nutshell

Transfer Window in a Nutshell

A round up of this January's transfer window so far. - Manchester City's rich owners discovered they had another off-shore oil rink in business, and decided to spend their loose change on some German guy called Dzeko. Who's injured. -Great big...

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Funny story: Big "Sam" changes his name

Big "Sam" changes his name

BLACKBURN Rover's manager Allardyce has changed his name, according to Lancashire County Court officials. Contrary to popular opinion, he was actually christened "Big" by his parents in 1936. "Sam" became his nickname in primary school for no particu...

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Funny story: Newcastle Utd And Alan Pardew - A Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

Newcastle Utd And Alan Pardew - A Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

The football world was shaking its head in disbelief today as once again a throughly decent chap has decided to take a draught from the poisoned chalice. No doubt Alan Pardew will be handsomely remunerated for his efforts at Newcastle United but t...

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Funny story: Scandal as Premier League Star Sleeps With Own Wife

Scandal as Premier League Star Sleeps With Own Wife

Manchester: Shocking news reverberates around the city as news came to light that a premier league star had actually slept with his wife last weekend and not some 2nd rate hooker. The NTNON Team has obtained secret text messages between the un-nam...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp is not a 'Wheeler Dealer', he is a Football Manager.

Harry Redknapp is not a 'Wheeler Dealer', he is a Football Manager.

White Hart Lane, London: 'Wheeler Dealer' Harry Redknapp has told the international Sport Media, that he is a Football Manager! At the launch of a new rock and roll song, dedicated to Harry Redknapp, the 'cuddly' Wheeler Dealer Harry was in no mo...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson is 'fine(d)' after BBC snub and keeps counsel with his chewing gum!

Sir Alex Ferguson is 'fine(d)' after BBC snub and keeps counsel with his chewing gum!

The Mighty Reds team bus: Sir Alex Ferguson was cheerily chewing away at his chewing gum after, yet again, 'cocking another snoop' at the BBC. Many years ago, the BBC dared to investigate through it's 'flagship' Panarama programme, a documentary...

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