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Funny story: No pornography please we're Indonesian

No pornography please we're Indonesian

RIM (Research In Motion) has been told to filter out all porn for popular phones contracted to Indonesia or risk losing it's franchise. Indonesian official Mr Ty My Sucky Sucky told me: 'we don't want to wait for 'COCK' (Control Of Counter Kernel...

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Funny story: US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

Recent US Navy manoeuvres are not quite what one expects from the world's mightiest navy. Instead of participating in NATO manoeuvres and other strategic, military assignments the US navy have been ordered to organise a "porn" industry on board. P...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Gets a Much Needed Break

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Gets a Much Needed Break

Lindsay Lohan's vagina came out publicly with a statement about how it felt about all the controversy swirling around Lindsay lately. Most young ladies use their vaginas on a limited basis. They give it out a little bit at a time fearing the reper...

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Funny story: Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

For Oliver Ebby, President of Brand Services - United (BS-U), compassion struck as he listening to Marketspace, the syndicated financial news hour. "A feature story on BS-U was followed by a piece on AIDS in the porn film industry. There was Mic...

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Funny story: I've Written 300 Vagina Stories. Who Cares?

I've Written 300 Vagina Stories. Who Cares?

I've finally busted my 300th story, cherry. While I never set out to exclusively write stories with vagina's attached to them, in some way, or fashion, it turned out that way. I've had everything from insane vagina's terrorizing small towns, to Kelly Picklers vagina, waiting for it's close up. With a lot of lubrication between. Readers want a little vagina in their stories and I can prove...

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Funny story: Wow: World's First Porn Circus - A Review

Wow: World's First Porn Circus - A Review

The world's first porn circus has rolled in to town in Grimsby this week, causing quite a stir with the locals. Barry Craddock's Big Arsed Bizarre Fucktacular prides itself as being the first traditional live porn circus show to hit the road. Featuring an array of acts such as the Mighty Wanger's, a family of trapeze artists, famed for their high altitude fellatio, the Arse Clowns, an all male...

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Funny story: Blockbuster TSA announcement; "We'll help balance the budget with Pornography"

Blockbuster TSA announcement; "We'll help balance the budget with Pornography"

Amid growing outrage over pervasive airport security measures, including groping pat-down body searches and overly-revealing body scans, a spokesperson for the Transportation Security Administration announced today that there is a method to their mad...

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Funny story: Pornographer to Launch New Magazine Featuring Airport Full Body Scans

Pornographer to Launch New Magazine Featuring Airport Full Body Scans

Harry Clint, Publisher of Lustler Magazine, announced today he intends to publish full page, full color airport body scans. The recent implementation of x-ray machines that give detailed pictures of people under their clothes has caused much cont...

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Funny story: Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Some exciting news coming in from Ginslinger Records Inc suggests that internet porn star, Carmella Bing, may be about to temporarily link up with the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes. Stand in manager, Gay Larry has revealed that he's be...

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Funny story: Porn Starlet In Anal Bleaching Mishap

Porn Starlet In Anal Bleaching Mishap

Budding porno starlet, Venus Mound, was left today counting the cost of an unfortunate mix-up at a Hollywood anal bleaching salon. Apparently, anal bleaching is a 'must have' procedure in the adult movie industry, to prevent the anal ringpiece res...

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Funny story: Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk Of HIV Says SA Pres Zuma

South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing. A...

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Funny story: Porn studios to be closed in L.Angeles, they were all "cumming bareback"!

Porn studios to be closed in L.Angeles, they were all "cumming bareback"!

Wicked Pictures and Vivid Entertainment, both major players in the Californian porn industry have been forced to close their doors because they allowed their actors to "ride bareback"! Bareback riding is allowed in the industry, but unfortunately...

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Funny story: What Is Pornography? Supreme Court Rules Once Again!

What Is Pornography? Supreme Court Rules Once Again!

Once again the United States Supreme Court has handed down it's latest ruling on what is the definition of pornography. The court had waited until their latest supreme came aboard in Judge Kagan. According to the latest ruling: Pornography is '...

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Funny story: Pornography on the Internet nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.

Pornography on the Internet nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.

One surprising contender for the Nobel Peace Prize this year, more so than the Internet itself, or last years winner, Barrack Obama, who bagged the peace gong just for turning up it seems, is Internet Porn. The internet is just one other of the m...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania High School Students Shown Porn!

Pennsylvania High School Students Shown Porn!

The Principal of a Pennsylvania school apologized to all 450 seniors after a video they were watching went from "The Importance of Giving Blood" to "Raunchy Rita's Roadhouse", a porn film. Apparently while school officials were getting the last of...

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Funny story: Mucky Book Found Under Boy's Bed

Mucky Book Found Under Boy's Bed

A mum in Staffordshire had her worst fears confirmed this morning when, cleaning under her son's bed, she found, to her horror, what can only be described as 'a mucky book'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, from Stoke, made the grim discovery as she hoovered un...

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Funny story: Facebook usage declines as London workers can't get to work

Facebook usage declines as London workers can't get to work

Millions of commuters across the British capital struggled to get to work on Tuesday, as a 24-hour strike by workers on London's underground rail system crippled much of the internet. Sales were down at online stores due to secretaries not being a...

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