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Funny story: Charlie Sheen has expressed a burning desire to have 'an audience with the Pope'

Charlie Sheen has expressed a burning desire to have 'an audience with the Pope'

During one of his his more 'lucid' moments this week he is reported to have said, "That Pope guy, yeah I really wanna meet with him and get to know what makes him tick. Seems he could teach me a thing or two or even three. I know I act as if I know everything already but I do think, because he is much older than I am he will have a few new things to pass on to me in order to improve my 'act...

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Funny story: A New World Religion On the Map

A New World Religion On the Map

Northern Ireland's Presbyterian minister Ian Paisley has opened talks with Colonel Gaddafi in an attempt to broker a peace in the Middle East. No stranger to incipient civil war situations Dr. Paisley said: "I can see a way forward out of this re...

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Funny story: Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign reaches the Vatican

Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign reaches the Vatican

Rome - The Pope has said he's boycotting the royal wedding because nobody's invited him to Prince William's stag night. Under normal arrangements His Holiness would have expected to anoint the future bridegroom with a quart bottle of creme de ment...

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Funny story: Pope Says to World: I'm Outta Here!

Pope Says to World: I'm Outta Here!

Vatican City - During evening prayers, Pope Benedict XVI announced to a stunned crowd that the Vatican is moving. The Vatican, center of the planet's 500 million Catholics, is planning to transfer all of its offices and staff. An eruption of questio...

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Funny story: "The Pope made me do it!" sobs Gaddafi as ex-Justice Minister grasses him up over Lockerbie and 9/11

"The Pope made me do it!" sobs Gaddafi as ex-Justice Minister grasses him up over Lockerbie and 9/11

Tripoli - Speaking to Swedish Red Top reporters Mustafa Abdel-Jalilm rubbished the Colonel's pathetic rant blaming the Vatican for his career-best hits. "The Colonel's hardly a Paypal (sic) puppet," Abdel-Jalim told the Daily Smorgasbord Smearer,...

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Funny story: Papal Official In Trouble

Papal Official In Trouble

Emissary Cardinale Flavio Escudio is to be carpeted by papal officials after passing on a tasteless joke about former referee development officer Hugh Dallas from his St Peter's Square email account. The under fire legate will have to explain hims...

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Funny story: The Pope Has Mixed Blessings on New Confessional IPhone App

The Pope Has Mixed Blessings on New Confessional IPhone App

Pope Benedict XVI has been given a new iPhone to try after he encouraged the worldwide Roman Catholic Church to make use of the new media available. That was last year's speech and now it has become a reality, he may have to eat his words. The pontiff gave a mixed reaction on the use of the iPhone. He told In Seine News: "it has ze ups and ze downs! - First of all, it is useful in encouraging z...

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Funny story: Papal Musical On The Way

Papal Musical On The Way

Elvis Presley, Eva Peron, Buddy Holly have all had one. Now, so too, does Pope John Paul II: a musical dedicated to his life. Entitled Cotta A Esigenze (Surplice To Requirements), this show, like the others, is bustling with show-stopping songs, dance routines and drama. The musical was written by two priests, one who wrote the script, the other who crafted the songs. The Spoof has obtai...

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Funny story: Patch of Gravel "To become the next Pope"

Patch of Gravel "To become the next Pope"

Secret papers uncovered from the womb of a Dutch immigrant who was stowed away in a refrigerated truck travelling to the Greek city of Argos, have described how a patch of Gravel outside 12 Warmsley Road in Hartlepool will become the next Pope. So...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish Can't Match Shankly, Nude

Kenny Dalglish Can't Match Shankly, Nude

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish is unlikely to be able to match the legendary Bill Shankly in his quest to return the Merseyside Reds to their former glories; and a Torbay art connoisseur has unveiled a new addition to his collection, write Football...

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Funny story: Pope's Stance Over Names Leads To Satanic Confusion

Pope's Stance Over Names Leads To Satanic Confusion

The Pope's assertion that parents should use Bible-inspired names for their children could have unexpected and unwanted results, experts warn. Apparently, the head of the Roman Catholic Church is concerned at the spread of names inspired by celebr...

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Funny story: God a fan of fancy dress but surprises with His selections says Pope in BBC Broadcast

God a fan of fancy dress but surprises with His selections says Pope in BBC Broadcast

God is a huge fan of fancy dress but often surprises with the characters he chooses to impersonate, the Pope has said in an unusual BBC radio broadcast. Pope Benedict's Christmas message for the UK was broadcast as the Thought For The Day on Radio...

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Funny story: Pope is convinced his God is full of Christmas surprises!

Pope is convinced his God is full of Christmas surprises!

Bangalore Herald, Bagnalore, India: The Pope in his annual drivel to the world is convinced that his God is full of surprises this year as Christians begin to celebrate his son of God, Jesus (who?). Most US, Brits and other Europeans only see his...

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Funny story: Pope Mentally Breaks Up with David Hasselhoff

Pope Mentally Breaks Up with David Hasselhoff

Vatican--Pope Benedict XVI announced he is breaking up with his imaginary boyfriend David Hasselhoff because of David's constant desire for alcohol. "While I will always love the nights David and I spent in mind. I just think it is best that we e...

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Funny story: All the Pope's condoms - are they the right fit?

All the Pope's condoms - are they the right fit?

News that the Pope has opted to "kick start" a debate on the use of condoms in Catholic World has caused a predictable stir. Surprisingly few pundits have welcomed the move, viewing this daring exploration of the outskirts of the nineteenth centur...

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Funny story: Pope to Star in Condom Commercial

Pope to Star in Condom Commercial

Pope Benedict will make commercials for the "Papal Bull," a church-made condom specifically fashioned to protect gay males from AIDS. In making the announcement, Vatican Rubbers, Inc., lauded the pontiff for his recent suggestion that condoms-pre...

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Funny story: Pope's Position On Condoms Still Not Clear

Pope's Position On Condoms Still Not Clear

Despite being welcomed as a step in the right direction, the Pope's relaxation of the Roman Catholic church's total ban on contraceptives has still left questions unanswered. Last week, Pope Benedict, surprised observers world-wide by suggesting t...

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