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Funny story: Liverpool Plan To Portray City as 'Not Shit'

Liverpool Plan To Portray City as 'Not Shit'

Mention the name 'Liverpool' to anyone and their immediate reaction will be to check that their pockets have not been picked or that they haven't stood in shite. Such is the opinion of the vast majority of people who are not of the Liverpudlian ra...

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Funny story: BP Worker's Oversized Bowel Movement Blamed for Disaster

BP Worker's Oversized Bowel Movement Blamed for Disaster

After starting their criminal investigation into the BP Oil Spill only very recently, Attorney General Eric Holder, and his team of Federal experts believe that they have finally gotten to the bottom of the matter. Investigators now seem to b...

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Funny story: Taliban Attacks NATO-Held Defecation Pond

Taliban Attacks NATO-Held Defecation Pond

Last night insurgents using heavy rocket fire and AK-47s, launched a massive ground assault directed at what NATO troops refer to as, "the giant shit pond" located at Kandahar Air Field in Southern Afghanistan. Lance Corporal Lawrence Shannon...

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Funny story: Coney Dogs Delivered; Lives Saved

Coney Dogs Delivered; Lives Saved

Lives were indeed spared yesterday with the delivery of a much needed "care" package from the city of Detroit. The corners of the box were still smoking from the apparent evaporating dry ice, and the contents were indeed still frozen. The receivi...

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Funny story: Man with world's biggest arsehole shits penguin sized turd

Man with world's biggest arsehole shits penguin sized turd

A man from the Netherlands was relieved today after battling for 48 hours to crap out a turd the size of an adult King Penguin. Hans Van Flloyd Hasslebank is renowned throughout Holland for having a back passage big enough to take a Eurostar trai...

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Funny story: Zookeeper proves age-old adage

Zookeeper proves age-old adage

Zoo keeper Friedrich Reiseldt fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more then a bushel of berries figs and prunes before the plugged up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Fred, nearly 46, was giving t...

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Funny story: Armed carjacker from Wiggington trapped by dog turd

Armed carjacker from Wiggington trapped by dog turd

A man whose dog's crap was used to link him to an armed carjacking has been jailed for at least four minutes. Fred Bumberclart was arrested in November 2008 when police recovered excrement from the burnt-out vehicle, seized the animal - called Bod...

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Funny story: Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group Spurs Poop 'n Pants Craze

Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group Spurs Poop 'n Pants Craze

Newark, NJ - A Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group that staged a simultaneous Poop 'n Pants Party near the greeter station at the local Wal-Mart and has spurred a Poop 'n Pants Craze that's spreading throughout the Northeast. "Since Newark is basically th...

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Funny story: Longest Standing World Record Finally Broken

Longest Standing World Record Finally Broken

Education Secretary Ed's Balls has laid a twonker of a shite measuring in at 2 ft long and weighing in at 300 pounds achieving a new world record! Ed Mcsquirter from the Book of Records, who has been dead for nearly ten years, sensationally...

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Funny story: Richest piece of "Diamond Dog's Crap" auctioned

Richest piece of "Diamond Dog's Crap" auctioned

Diamond doggy, Soli from New York swallowed a massive diamond after having several rumblings in his tummy, feeling overwhelmed by hunger, he devoured the giant "sparkler"! His owners agreed immediately to auction the diamond + Soli's stinking heap...

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Funny story: Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Democrats Finally Admit That Obama's Sh*t Really Does Stink

Members of the Democratic Party, who assured the American people that Barack Hussein Obama was the catalyst for good change and that his feces was not malodorous, have finally admitted that his sh*t really does stink. Pelosi had been the final hold...

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Funny story: Stool Softening TV Advert to be made into a Comedy-Drama Series

Stool Softening TV Advert to be made into a Comedy-Drama Series

An advert for a brand of medicine to soften stools where four women discuss their bowl movements over coffee is proving to be so popular that it will be made into a TV series later this year. The show will be based around the lives of four differe...

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Funny story: Thurles Man In World Record Shit Attempt

Thurles Man In World Record Shit Attempt

Stig O'Treacy of Thurles has attempted to enter the record books for doing the heaviest shit. O'Treacy spent months training and straining in preparation for the attempt. "I knew that I'd get only one shot at it, so I aimed to give it my best." Wi...

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Funny story: Putin Announces Plan To Transport Frozen Dog Turds To Basildon

Putin Announces Plan To Transport Frozen Dog Turds To Basildon

Vladimir Putin has announced a plan to solve Moscow's frozen dog turd problem before the spring thaw sets in. The turds are to be transported to Basildon in Essex where they will be turned into jewelry for the locals. Putin has also found employme...

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Funny story: Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

An Oregon group shared a recipe for compost soup on the radio. Although thoroughly organic, it was however not your normal culinary delight. You could call it 'getting back to the earth' in a big way, although dying could also be looked upon as a way of getting 'back to the earth' as well. Ingredients are of vital importance in the mixture. Earthworm castings are a major component. For those...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Pop's favourite poop princess, Cheryl Cole stole the show at last night's Brit Awards. Not only did she win the prize 'The Most Achieved With The Least Talent' awards, but she dazzled the audience by shitting over a dancer while singing her latest hi...

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Funny story: That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

That's Not My Shite! - Claims Local Dog

A local dog has hit out against claims that he is responsible for coating the streets in sticky, brown doggie doo-doo. Barky the dog, 2, has said that he is suffering 'emotional turmoil' and 'stress' after rumours throughout the local village bega...

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