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Funny story: Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

Queensland mall rat squad gets new name

The new squad created by the Queensland police to deal with the growing problem of mall rats has been given a new name. The squad of 50 full time front-line officers equipped with specialised equipment, including digital encrypted radio equipment...

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Funny story: New police squad to deal with mall rats

New police squad to deal with mall rats

The Queensland Police today announced the creation of a new division that would handle the growing problem of 'mall rats' otherwise known as 'twelvies' in Australia. Constable Bob Smith, 19, will head the squad and be responsible for its day-to-da...

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Funny story: Fred Phelps is no more, but celebrations begin

Fred Phelps is no more, but celebrations begin

Fred Phelps may have passed on, but his death has sparked celebrations in many cities around the world. On Thursday night police calls for service reached an all time high, with many district communication centres receiving reports of loud parties...

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Funny story: Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

Half Dozen Spy Groups Will Determine How You Vote

With all the information being collected for every individual in the United States, you may not have to bother voting anymore as someone with your records will vote for you. Should you decide to go vote anyway, be warned ahead of time that you cou...

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Funny story: Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job

Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job

"If the money wasn't so good and all the fun we have with the speed traps, I'd leave this job in a minute", stated Nashville, Tennessee officer Douglas Lancaster. "I agree", stated his partner. "I blame it on all those 911 calls that we get from e...

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Funny story: Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

"You go to all these motivational speeches and they get you all stirred up and ready to go after your companys competition and what happens after that?" "They arrest you." This was the complaint of George Madison as he gave a reporter the lowdo...

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Funny story: Mexican drug lord escapes death twice; maybe the third time will be the charm

Mexican drug lord escapes death twice; maybe the third time will be the charm

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican Drug lord Nazario Moreno was killed again on Sunday, when federal forces shot him during a firefight. It was the second time since 2010 that the bandito was killed by authorities. "He is persistent for a dead man," a...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber "I Was Taught By A Master!"

Justin Bieber "I Was Taught By A Master!"

On his way downtown Los Angeles to appear before a judge Justin Bieber told the police lady driving that he was taught by a "Master" and that was the source of a lot of his problems. The officer later told this reporter that Bieber was alluding to...

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Funny story: Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto! The problem is that the fight was o...

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Funny story: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Mobbed at Sochi Olympic Village

Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Mobbed at Sochi Olympic Village

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Once news got out that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) were in the Socchi Olympic Village doing research for their new T.V. show, Sochi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, athletes from all...

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Funny story: Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

ASPEN - Aspen Police working on a tip from a Mr. Klondike Quillquist, 62, have just informed the press of a huge counterfeit marijuana bust. APD spokesperson Willard Pencilbaker, 30, said that after being tipped off by Mr. Quillquist a dozen offic...

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Funny story: New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

New York officials investigating 'Walking Dead' Zombie stunt!

Authorities in New York said a marketing company did not have permission to promote "The Walking Dead" by hiding "zombies" in a subway grate. "Those people need to lighten up a bit. It was just an ad for the new show. Do they think that the peopl...

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Funny story: Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Whatever he was up to, an unnamed male (at present) suddenly appeared in New York McDonalds and ran into a lot of trouble. "He actually got in the back door", stated an employee that someone forgot to relock after going out back for a break. He ha...

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Funny story: Sinkhole Appears In NYC Central Park!

Sinkhole Appears In NYC Central Park!

Although there was no apparent earthquake nor did anything appear on the charts but a sinkhole has appeared in New York's Central Park. "I was out jogging early this morning about an hour after daylight and I came pretty close to tumbling in", sta...

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Funny story: Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Salem, Oregon police have arrested and are now guarding at the hospital a man suspected of shooting an Uncle, then shoots himself in the balls while trying to escape the police. A neighbor heard a loud argument going on in another apartment and su...

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Funny story: Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

Is It A Zombie? or Practically Nude Man Sleepwalking in Snow!

What most people saw in the Massachusetts Wellesley College area was a practically naked man either sleepwalking or in a frozen Zombie-like Trance! Whatever it was, the Headmaster immediately called the campus police and the local sheriff, who m...

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Funny story: Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

Fat Man Steals 20 bottles of whiskey from Liquor store!

While a friend caused a commotion outside a liquor store in Louisville, Kentucky, a big bellied guy in the store filled his pants...well, he didn't exactly crap on himself or anything, that was later. The fat guy inside the store filled his pants...

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