Kokomo, Indiana - A local man here made a shocking announcement to fellow workmates today. Phil Winslow, 27, told three other male workers that he liked boobs, and was attracted to women because they possessed them.
Seattle - A poetry slam here ended in tragedy yesterday when a fight broke out among the twenty-seven poets at the Sip 'N' Surf coffee shop. Though no one was killed seven members had to be treated for girly slap marks and sissy scratches.
KANSAS CITY - Executives of Hallmark, American Greetings, and other greeting card publishers all had a common theme at this year's annual convention: the mass retirement of seventy percent of their poets within the next four years.
In a mit of fadness, Ronald Dumsfeld has finally cracked into spasms of ackbasswardness: "My poetry has become vull and noid, dull and toyed, obscure and oblique, inured and to seek. To know is to unknow, as knowing is never to have known the u...
An unheard poem penned by the famous Scottish poet Robert "Rabbie" Burns was put on auction today at Sothebys in London and was said by experts to potentially be worth more that 2 million pounds.
The poem, which had lain undiscovered for the last...
Anonymous masterpiece found on scrap of paper in supermarket! TheSpoof.com can report that modern poetry could be on the verge of a revolution - thanks to a million-to-one coincidence in a Safeway supermarket.
Poets, writers and musicians could face weeks of severe disruption if a strike by the muse goes ahead.
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