Spatial Mathematics professor, Dr. Haywood Jablome, released his new theory on the Angle of the Dangle, and the dangle's proximity to the line of entry needed for intersection with a black hole, or any other color hole for that matter. After years...
Last week John Salford, a 58 year old plumber, was at the 'Cats Arse' in Scunthorpe, his local pub. After a long day at work he went for couple of refreshing pints with his friends, a normal night was looming for Mr Salford, but that all changed.
Screen Legend Elizabeth Taylor wept openly while being accompanied by Prince Charles at the unveiling this week of a tribute to her late husband.........Richard Burton. (Sorry, I had to run through the list.) Taylor was at a service at Buckingham...
BEVERLY HILLS - Jon Gosselin of the cancelled reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has revealed that he has decided to go in to have his little bitty 3-inch pecker enhanced. Jon said that he really and truly felt betrayed when his ex-girlfriend, Hail...
A row has erupted in Malta, arguably the most Catholic country in the world, over a phallic shaped piece of art created by Paul Vella Critien. The artwork, called Colonna Mediterranea and superficially resembling a giant blue penis, will be seen b...
Floridian, Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis is to reluctantly undergo penis reduction surgery - and he's blaming it all on climate change! Tryhol explained that his penis, which he affectionately refers to as Tomm...
Just like it says, Caroline Winfields, 28, is rushed to the emergency room April 3, Saturday night at 3:00 a.m. due to asphyxiation. When Doctor Craig, 43, questioned her partner of the cause of the asphyxiation, he sheepishly admitted that she was c...
A large box of popcorn sells for about $5.00 in Israel theatres. Carmel Shama, an Israeli lawmaker, thinks that this is outrageous because it is delaying puberty rites for Jewish children who cannot afford to pay this exorbitant price. It is cu...
Jesse James has demanded his money back from the exclusive escort service that supplied him with a call girl on numerous occasions. Reports surfaced that James' penis suddenly turned black, shriveled up, and then fell off! Stunned, Jesse first tur...
Alistair Darling announced on Wednesday tough new measures to get the national debt reduced. these included taxes on fuel, cigarettes, and alcohol. Now it has been revealed that one of his lesser known taxes is the one to tax your manhood. Under n...
Vice President Joe Biden says that he was not referring to his codpiece when he whispered to the President, "This is a big fucking deal". Biden, who has been on the record for putting his foot in his mouth more times than you can count, emphatic...
Attempting to make literary history, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has submitted his penis to the Book of Records after the site's writing manifesto was tattooed lovingly on its Tip by 'Bombshell McGee', who later said, "Bigger, really is Better!"...
Following up on a lead provided by top Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, Hollywood insider Kurt Kuntz started making enquiries which revealed that 'Alice' director Tim Burton is already working on his next project, a biopic of the man with the talking pen...
As of Monday, music lovers the world over will be able to play a nice new tune on their i-Pods content with the knowledge that they have also contributed much-needed funds to a worthy charity. Which is pretty old hat really. Except that this si...
Liz Cheney appearing on Fox News said that penis envy had been in her family for as long as she could remember. "My mother certainly has it," Ms. Cheney said, "and from what I can hear when my Mom and Dad are arguing, he has it too. At least, that's...
BBC Sexual Ed Presenter Martin 'Skoob' Shuttlecock was the first in the UK to field test the new Swiss Mini Condom called the 'Hotshot' designed to Jump Start little pricks as they began their life long quest of chasing loose pussy. Mr. Shuttleco...
Recording artist Stevie Wonder is one of the most famous blind musicians of all time, joining such greats as Ray Charles and Country Singer Ronnie Milsay. He is an inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and winner of the Presidential Medal of Fr...
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