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Funny story: MIT Professor Releases New Theory on the Angle of the Dangle

MIT Professor Releases New Theory on the Angle of the Dangle

Spatial Mathematics professor, Dr. Haywood Jablome, released his new theory on the Angle of the Dangle, and the dangle's proximity to the line of entry needed for intersection with a black hole, or any other color hole for that matter. After years...

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Funny story: Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface

Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface

Last week John Salford, a 58 year old plumber, was at the 'Cats Arse' in Scunthorpe, his local pub. After a long day at work he went for couple of refreshing pints with his friends, a normal night was looming for Mr Salford, but that all changed.

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor Loved Dick The Most

Elizabeth Taylor Loved Dick The Most

Screen Legend Elizabeth Taylor wept openly while being accompanied by Prince Charles at the unveiling this week of a tribute to her late husband.........Richard Burton. (Sorry, I had to run through the list.) Taylor was at a service at Buckingham...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Goes In To Get His 3-Inch Penis Augmented

Jon Gosselin Goes In To Get His 3-Inch Penis Augmented

BEVERLY HILLS - Jon Gosselin of the cancelled reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has revealed that he has decided to go in to have his little bitty 3-inch pecker enhanced. Jon said that he really and truly felt betrayed when his ex-girlfriend, Hail...

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Funny story: Malta - Phallic art might upset the Pope

Malta - Phallic art might upset the Pope

A row has erupted in Malta, arguably the most Catholic country in the world, over a phallic shaped piece of art created by Paul Vella Critien. The artwork, called Colonna Mediterranea and superficially resembling a giant blue penis, will be seen b...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Blames Global Warming For His Penis Reduction Surgery

Bargis Tryhol Blames Global Warming For His Penis Reduction Surgery

Floridian, Bargis 'The Tripod' Tryhol, the man with the world's largest penis is to reluctantly undergo penis reduction surgery - and he's blaming it all on climate change! Tryhol explained that his penis, which he affectionately refers to as Tomm...

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Funny story: Woman Chockes on Penis

Woman Chockes on Penis

Just like it says, Caroline Winfields, 28, is rushed to the emergency room April 3, Saturday night at 3:00 a.m. due to asphyxiation. When Doctor Craig, 43, questioned her partner of the cause of the asphyxiation, he sheepishly admitted that she was c...

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Funny story: Israel To Ban Popcorn Box Sex In Movie Theatres

Israel To Ban Popcorn Box Sex In Movie Theatres

A large box of popcorn sells for about $5.00 in Israel theatres. Carmel Shama, an Israeli lawmaker, thinks that this is outrageous because it is delaying puberty rites for Jewish children who cannot afford to pay this exorbitant price. It is cu...

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Funny story: Jesse James' dick falls off!

Jesse James' dick falls off!

Jesse James has demanded his money back from the exclusive escort service that supplied him with a call girl on numerous occasions. Reports surfaced that James' penis suddenly turned black, shriveled up, and then fell off! Stunned, Jesse first tur...

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Funny story: Brown to tax your manhood

Brown to tax your manhood

Alistair Darling announced on Wednesday tough new measures to get the national debt reduced. these included taxes on fuel, cigarettes, and alcohol. Now it has been revealed that one of his lesser known taxes is the one to tax your manhood. Under n...

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Funny story: BFD: Biden Denies He Was Referring To His Codpiece

BFD: Biden Denies He Was Referring To His Codpiece

Vice President Joe Biden says that he was not referring to his codpiece when he whispered to the President, "This is a big fucking deal". Biden, who has been on the record for putting his foot in his mouth more times than you can count, emphatic...

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Funny story: Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

Attempting to make literary history, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has submitted his penis to the Book of Records after the site's writing manifesto was tattooed lovingly on its Tip by 'Bombshell McGee', who later said, "Bigger, really is Better!"...

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Funny story: Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

Following up on a lead provided by top Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, Hollywood insider Kurt Kuntz started making enquiries which revealed that 'Alice' director Tim Burton is already working on his next project, a biopic of the man with the talking pen...

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Funny story: Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina Duet On Charity CD

Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina Duet On Charity CD

As of Monday, music lovers the world over will be able to play a nice new tune on their i-Pods content with the knowledge that they have also contributed much-needed funds to a worthy charity. Which is pretty old hat really. Except that this si...

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Funny story: Penis Envy in DNA Says Liz Cheney

Penis Envy in DNA Says Liz Cheney

Liz Cheney appearing on Fox News said that penis envy had been in her family for as long as she could remember. "My mother certainly has it," Ms. Cheney said, "and from what I can hear when my Mom and Dad are arguing, he has it too. At least, that's...

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Funny story: Spoofer With 'Pencil Dick Syndrome' Field Tests Mini-Condoms Designed for UK Market by Swiss!

Spoofer With 'Pencil Dick Syndrome' Field Tests Mini-Condoms Designed for UK Market by Swiss!

BBC Sexual Ed Presenter Martin 'Skoob' Shuttlecock was the first in the UK to field test the new Swiss Mini Condom called the 'Hotshot' designed to Jump Start little pricks as they began their life long quest of chasing loose pussy. Mr. Shuttleco...

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Funny story: Stevie Wonder Admits His One Eyed Trouser Snake Is Blind Too

Stevie Wonder Admits His One Eyed Trouser Snake Is Blind Too

Recording artist Stevie Wonder is one of the most famous blind musicians of all time, joining such greats as Ray Charles and Country Singer Ronnie Milsay. He is an inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and winner of the Presidential Medal of Fr...

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