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Funny story: News release from Tic Rodd, Governor of the Turks and Caicos Islands

News release from Tic Rodd, Governor of the Turks and Caicos Islands

Waterloo, Grand Turk: Many of you have noticed the flotila of tugs that have anchored in TCI waters during the last week. I can now reveal what will soon be happening. HM Government has decided to tow the Turks and Caicos Islands across the Atlantic and relocate them in the Thames estuary. Do not despair, Belongers, for this is a measure in your own interest. Think of the advantages you will...

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Funny story: Too Hot for Huhne

Too Hot for Huhne

Chris Huhne Energy and Climate Change Minister has resigned because he is 'shagged out' and is finding life getting too hot, despite the coldest spell of the year. Also Ex Wife Vicky Pryce has become too expensive after she sent in her bill for drivi...

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Funny story: Prime Minister's Questions board game released

Prime Minister's Questions board game released

Have you ever watched Prime Minister's Questions and thought "I'd love to do that"? Well now you can, with the official Prime Minister's Questions board game. It is a game for three players. One player takes the part of the Leader of the Opposition, one plays the Prime Minister and the third player is the Speaker of the House. The game is simple. The Leader of the Opposition thinks up a...

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Funny story: Leaning Tower of Parliament Falls into the Thames

Leaning Tower of Parliament Falls into the Thames

In an unfortunate episode central London experienced the horror of Big Ben sliding into the Thames. Happily no was injured in the catastrophe, although several tourists have been treated by paramedics for shock. A Japanese man, coincidentally taki...

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Funny story: Cameron admits defeat

Cameron admits defeat

Today, the prime minister shocked parliament by dissolving the British government. In a disturbing statement, David Cameron announced that following much consideration, he and his cabinet can no longer be bothered to run Britain. The leader of the...

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Funny story: Plans to Kick Out Failing MPs

Plans to Kick Out Failing MPs

Plans are advanced in the proposed legislation to sack failing MPs who do not meet the expectations of constituents. 'Waiting for an election is not good enough' declared education secretary Michael Glove 'it is time we sorted out the useless MPs...

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Funny story: Paddington Bear to launch marmalade sandwich rendition probe

Paddington Bear to launch marmalade sandwich rendition probe

Paddington Bear is to lead an immediate investigation into the alleged 'renditioning' of a loaf bread and the contents of a jar of marmalade apparently removed from the cupboard of his live-in landlords, the Browns. The Bear, from Deepest Darkest...

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Funny story: Britons Cut Daily Alcohol Consumption after Parliament Study

Britons Cut Daily Alcohol Consumption after Parliament Study

Following a strong recommendation by the Science and Technology Committee of Parliament, British residents have taken their government's health recommendations to heart, cutting daily drinking activities by more than 50% "We felt an obligation to...

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Funny story: Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely

Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely

Adapting Royal Navy submarines to allow women to serve on them will cost £30 million, MPs were told. Defence Secretary Ivor Hammond-Organ said the money would allow women to have separate accommodation on the submarines; each room would have its own...

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Funny story: George Osborne to be Split in Two, Cameron Confirms

George Osborne to be Split in Two, Cameron Confirms

In a surprise move that surprised nobody, the Prime Minister has confirmed that George Osborne is to be split into two. The move is expected to significantly strengthen the UK's economic fortunes, while also confirming once and for all whether the Ch...

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Funny story: You Kip Sleeping On The Job

You Kip Sleeping On The Job

Anti-Europe Party You Kip leader Nigel Barrage has been found asleep at the bottom of the stairs at 10 Downing Street. This new political tactic of a 'Sleep In' has been adopted in order to cause maximum publicity for the mesage of the Party. Seve...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 3 Dec 2011 - with comments

Political News for W/E 3 Dec 2011 - with comments

26 Nov 2011: Gang used bleach to make illicit vodka The Independent The mastermind of a gang who used methylated spirits and bleach to manufacture thousands of bottles of fake vodka at a remote farm to sell across Britain has been jailed for seven years. Investigators believe that 165,000 bottles of the vodka, which was unfit for human consumption, had been made in 2009 and 2010 and sent...

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Funny story: Recycling to be available for MP's unused assets

Recycling to be available for MP's unused assets

An unemployed Nottingham man has started a Recycling Plant business - aimed at clearing and easing the congestion, in the Houses Of Parliament. Nick Roffilia's company is now able to accept the following redundant assets from MPs, for recycling, at a minimum charge; Compassion: Aimed primarily at the leading Ministers, and the the more nepotistic Conservatives/Coalition members. With so much...

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Funny story: Ice-cream manufacturer produces new flavours to honour MPs

Ice-cream manufacturer produces new flavours to honour MPs

Ice-cream manufacturer Godfrey Sice's company, are producing new flavours and names of ice-cream concoctions, in honour of individual MP's and Political Parties performances in the Government, and opposition. Here is the full list to be available soon: Flavour/Name: Credit Crunch In Honour of: George Osborne Flavour/Name: Nut'n Accomplished In Honour of: Nick Clegg Flavour/Name: Sile...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 26th Nov 2011 - with comments

Political News for W/E 26th Nov 2011 - with comments

20 Nov 2011: Ministers deny claims of cutting clinical jobs in NHS The Guardian The main nursing union was embroiled in a furious row with ministers last night after claiming that 58,000 doctors, nurses, midwives and other NHS staff have lost or are due to lose their jobs, despite David Cameron's pledge to protect front line health workers from the brunt of the cuts. Analysis by the Royal...

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Funny story: Government Support for Rioters

Government Support for Rioters

In a surprise move David Cameron announced the Coalition Government's support for rioters at St Paul's Cathedral. A Government statement announced 'full support for those who show their anger at the regime and have only their right to demonstrati...

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Funny story: Political News for W/E 20 Nov 2011 - with comments

Political News for W/E 20 Nov 2011 - with comments

14 Nov 2011: Care may suffer - admits private company taking over NHS hospital! The Observer Uproar as Circle Health confirms in document that critics' unease about patients is justified. The first private company to take over an NHS hospital has admitted in a document seen by the 'Observer' that patient care could suffer under its plans to expand its empire and seek profit from the health s...

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